WHY IS HE IN MY HOUSE

😭😭 it's my birthday yippiee

the pat...

alex horne trans flag real

become queer your time starts now

For those coming to the game tomorrow, an info email will be sent soon. Remember, dress as the Chess Ham Pig Mascot and you might win Sam Campbell's actual Taskmaster trophy...

The time has finally come! Series 2 of our silly sitcom will be broadcast on @channel4 at 10pm on May 22nd, straight after that successful panel show with the excellent theme tune. there’s excellent special guests and all our faves are back. And the acting? Honestly has to be seen to be believed.

FISH CENTENNIAL! 100 FISH!

Last ep of the current @hornesection podcast series - ALL LOOSE ENDS tied up. So that’s a relief. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

i will start Sobbing i love him

I've written a book that comes out on July 3rd. It took me ages and I'm really proud of it (and glad it's finally finished). It's meant for kids but if you like summer holidays, grandparents, beaches and, ideally, stones, I hope you'll like it too. It's called The Last Pebble.

love you lads 🏳️‍⚧️

Eureka! It’s a new series of #Taskmaster! Your five volatile elements are Fatiha El-Ghorri, Jason Mantzoukas, Mathew Baynton, Rosie Ramsey and Stevie Martin - plus, of course, a compound of Daviesium and Horneium. Thursday 1st May at 9pm on Channel 4. 🧪

Probably the main reason to come to Chesham Utd on May 10th. Thanks Sam Campbell. www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...

NEW PLAYERS include: David O'Doherty, Kiell Smith-Bynoe, Russell Howard, Toby Tarrant, Rick Edwards, Joe Wilkinson Plus more from Sam Campbell and the Chess Ham mascot. News on that soon... www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...

Less than a month till the Chesham Comedy Footy game. 10th May. Returning players include: Key, Kumar, Wozniak, Watson, Duker, Ker, Dennis, Baynton, Robins, James, Adams, Thomas... (unless they drop out) Tickets here: www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...

*TASKMASTER SERIES 19 PREMIERE DATE* 9pm, Thursday the 1st of May on Channel 4 (according to the TV listings) www.comedy.co.uk/tv/taskmaste... @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social @alexhorne.bsky.social #gregdavies

If you like your podcasts with at least 2 pop star jokes, this might be the one for you! New episode out now, pretty much everywhere!

podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t... new ep!

For those asking, posters for the Chesham charity comedy football are available to buy here - www.matthewjiwood.com/alex-horne - they'll be on sale on the day too, as well as the t shirts. An excellent cause!

TICKETS ARE ONSALE NOW! Chicken City vs Egg United - Round 3 - The Meadow - May 10th - 3pm kickoff - top comedians + Chesham's finest footballers + my rules = fun. www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...

CHESHAM CONFIRMED (although some of us knew for a while bdfhgdfghfsdg)

Brand new Horne Section pod out now, featuring the greatest song ever written: open.spotify.com/episode/5UxV...

New podcast series starts today!!! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

As Horne Section aficionados will know, we are entering a very important time for us. Firstly it’s St David’s Day, then Pancake Day, then Ash Wednesday, one of our fave guys. Anyway, the point of this is to say THE PODCAST STARTS AGAIN ON WEDNESDAY!! - (wherever you get your podcasts..)

why/how did greg recognise me as the one who gave him the shark bracelet 😭 i thought he would've tossed it in the bin but then barry was like 'someone gave greg a shark bracelet a few nights ago!' LADS IM RIGHT HERE greg literally had cogs working in real time that he'd seen me before whattttt

slotho sensory video

sobbing

i got a rushed greg hug because i er- accidentally tripped on the steps and faceplanted into his coat. yes. indeed. i also gave him a shark bracelet! to commemorate him being on the fish list. he did indeed say that his favourite fish is a shark.

*GREG DAVIES: FULL FAT LEGEND MERCHANDISE* Here you go, fill your boots, lots of goodies! gregdavies.store @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social #gregdavies

it only showed up for like 0.1 second and you bet i batted an eye

SO gonna print this out

okay, i'll try, but i'm not that interesting 😭 1 like = 1 thing i love

i can't do the 1 like = 1 thing i love thing because all of them will be alex horne

They did it! I'm so happy and grateful! Thank you so much!!! 🙏🥹💖 [more in the thread]

In a fervent haze between managing podcast stuff and car chaos, I interviewed Greg Davies & Alex Horne for the second time for Taskmaster season 19 this week. There’s no better pick me up, really. collider.com/taskmaster-s...

If @totallyknuts.bsky.social posts this on their own BSky I’ll reblog it again. They’re VGBs. #GregDavies #AlexHorne #Taskmaster youtube.com/shorts/_AwDf...

In celebration of season 19 we talked to Taskmaster hosts Greg Davies and Alex Horne about the intricate task of designing the tasks themselves and their comedically tempestuous dynamic on the show together. Watch the full interview here ⏯️ youtu.be/O77bAyvuxKw

*WARNING - CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR TASKMASTER EPISODE 19.1* Jake's Take with Jacob Elyachar Podcast - Special Edition #14 - with Greg Davies & Alex Horne (C/O @horneislife.bsky.social) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j... @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social @alexhorne.bsky.social

there's a few unwatermarked

The end of one of the tasks for the audience (we had to throw a paper airplane the closest to Alex’s mouth as he lay down on stage). #TaskmasterUK #TMUK

Came across this interview and thought I'd share just in case you've always wanted to see Greg make tea www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jp8...

Cannot believe my silly question to these two (full interview coming soon!) actually produced the result of said side quest:

😭