Again with my prediction that Earth will be a tourist destination for extra terrestrial sightseers who wish to witness a natural eclipse. We’re going to have to issue permits and six much like how Venice is limiting tourism. Do you even understand what a cosmic coincidence a natural eclipse is!?

Trying really hard to fake enthusiasm for this process for the benefit of my eager realtor, but this is the most fucked up, chaotic procedure for one of life’s major milestones. It’s lightspeed, chaotic, high-stakes, deceptive, and risky. No wonder capitalism is crumbling.

Checking in at 8pm to #ThePitt

Ap 👏 ol 👏 o 👏 gy 👏 acc 👏 ept 👏 ed

A sexy tube

I wish they made Plan B for cookies instead of cream pies. #weightloss #food #foodregret #eating

When you’re struggling so much that you’re embarrassed by how much your past self thought she was struggling. If I met my younger self today, I’d laugh at her tears. Like baby, you haven’t even glimpsed the grill of the struggle bus. (Homeless Mars of 2013 gets a pass. She was going through it)

Great interview by my pals at @trekgeeks.com! There's a link in the article to watch the interview (done for @trektalks.net to benefit @hofoco.org) in the article, which I highly recommend; there's lots more fun stuff there.

fucking cocksucker

Sorry, Miss Realtor, but I’m buying the condo with money that I got because my best friend died from falling down stairs in their home. I DON’T think it’s too much to insist the place be stair-free. Yes, even if one of the bedrooms is ground floor. No stairs in our home.

Happy Rex Manning day to all who celebrate! 💽

I wonder by how many days has my natural life been curtailed because of the stress of the last 142 days.

The fact remains that yesterday, Donald Trump threatened genocide. His party did nothing to push back. A two-week delay doesn't change either of those things.

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Looking at a condo. If everything lines up, I hope to put in an offer soon. Scary but empowering. If we all die tonight, you can blame me for saying: things are on the upswing finally.

Doug!!!

[Eleanor Rigby] Magical Luka Travels to Deutschland to inject horse cum in his thigh Equine Legpie

He’s single, ladies!

The two truths: 1) There is nothing wrong with porn, let people safely make it, let people safely enjoy it. 2) If you let people define porn as bad, authoritarians will ALWAYS expand the definition until their hands are around your neck.

I’m looking forward to seeing the people of Pennsylvania fire John Fetterman, what a disgraceful traitor.

Good things could be happening

37 years until the Slutty Line of Solkar does unprotected hand stuff with a human for the first time. #FirstContactDay

Chewie and I with the frizz

Noah Wiley is returning the energy he’s receive from George Clooney. Love that for him. Help him out as much as he’s helped you out. ✨

Me: I need to lay off the sugar. Not good for my health Me when the barista gives me 6 extra chocolate covered espresso beans with my drink: beans are a healthy breakfast

Me and my husband have been saying this back and forth all week

jealousy professor

Clocking in for my 7pm shift in The Pitt!

After an involuntary experiment I can confirm the hypothesis that chicken wings should not be dipped in vanilla icing. Not sure I should continue the experiment by dipping my cinnamon sticks in the bleu cheese cup.

I just saw a crow, wild bunny, squirrel and mallard duck hanging out on the sidewalk in my neighborhood. I’m tempted to turn around and try out what they were eating because clearly it’s irresistible.

In light of the absolutely horrible reviews coming out for @watsoncomedian.bsky.social's secret show today, Cheeky Texts will be pivoting direction. Starting tomorrow, this account will be converting to daily Jack Whitehall thirstposting.

As promised: Miss Sweet Sixteen in her tiara:

We are so fucked

I don’t care how many people we send to space: it will always be a thing of wonder to me. It will never be routine or normal.

This is what social media is meant to be about.

Happy ThinkGeek Remembrance Day to all who celebrate.

It’s Gizmo’s birthday! Fun fact: she’s the “kitten” referenced in the Klingon ship cat post!

Impeccable timing

Great. Now I have to hire an attorney because life insurance companies are, well, they’re insurance companies which exist just to gather money and never, ever pay what they’re responsible for.

FYI she’s the one in the middle

If you see me reposting an April’s Fool prank, please let me know.

Project Hail Mary was … fine. Overhyped for sure. Guess that’s to be expected from the guy that said what he said about Star Trek.

Andy Weir says he wants Star Trek that's just people shooting at each other. We had that. It was the third season of PICARD. It was Star Trek for the "pew, pew!" crowd. And it was awful. Of course, the other seasons were awful too. It was a singularly terrible show. But more action didn't fix it.

Greg approves this guy’s plan.

Darkness: That TV show you love is only streaming on Paramount+ now.

Can't QT that RT, but as usual people forget about/exclude the fact that one of the first things the Nazis did was persecute trans people. Being LGBTQ+ was deemed degenerate, IDs in people's lived gender were confiscated, and the books of the Institute for Sexual Science were burnt on 10 May 1933

Have concerns that something is wrong with me because I’m doing okay in very not okay circumstances ➡️ snap, have breakdown, panic, feel like the world is ending ➡️ realize I’m a low EQ idiot ➡️ carry on as if I’m okay ➡️ repeat periodically Ah the cycle of grief

We should be giving out technical fouls in the work place. Sent a “hey” message with stating your issue? Technical Screenshot of a spreadsheet? T. Microwaving fish: three game suspension.

Judgement Day #ds9 #startrek