Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

Raiden will have a full stocking despite being on the permanent naughty list.

My sitautionship is so terrified his family will find out about our situationship. But I’m a gremlin so I’m texting his parents with gift suggestions that he will KNOW are my ideas.

If you're not trans, I don't think I can fully explain how important this is. It's so powerful that one of the most circulated science media publications in the world has come out and said "trans children are real and providing transition care improves their lives." That's groundbreaking.

It's all 'protect women and girls' until its actually a legitimate situation that affects women and girls.

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Trump had his name removed from the Epstein files and put it on the Kennedy Center

Exhibit B: Paper Edition. He looks like a little cupcake!!

“Reichssportwettkampf”

This is Grayson. She is a very good girl. Her body is resting but her legend will live on forever. Rest in Peace you tiny dust bunny. 🌈 🐱

Hope these people get royally fucked

Happy birthday to Jason Mantzoukas, the actor/writer/podcaster who voiced Jankom Pog on #StarTrekProdigy. ("Jankom Pog is essential!")##TheGoodPlace #ParksandRec #BigMouth #Brooklyn99 #RenewStarTrekProdigy

Accidentally traumatized the barista when I asked him for a pup cup of cold foam for our old gal who is crossing the rainbow bridge today. He loves cats and is now sad with us. Sorry bud.

There’s a very good reason their clearsky looks like this. They’re a dangerous person who is notorious across multiple platforms

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal. Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.

Wishing all you bitches and bitchettes with big squishy FUPAs a very good weekend. You’re blessed as gods sexiest invention.

My sister and I are one.

every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah. Praying for his full & speedy recovery. And so deeply inspired by his example.

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We’ll cover adoption fees and vet costs for anyone who adopts this poor cat

If I had a Tim Minchin I would go back and turn off autocorrect.

Do yourself a favor and block this one. Ran across them in the wild and don’t want you to as well

Sandie Peggie sounds like the worst possible recipe variation of Sex On The Beach

TICKETS ACQUIRED!! FUCKING BRUTAL 🔥 🩸 🍈 🧊 ⚽️

Sex work is work. Its not down bad work. It's not hustle work. It's just work. Labor for money. You use your body to make a living too, that's how labor works.

Wip - Cute, tall andorian girlfriend. Sampling street food from Andoria. #startrek #art

Anyone who makes it more difficult to feed babies is evil. Breastfeeding is wonderful. Baby formula is wonderful. Feeding children is a basic tenant of society.

To everyone shocked that the Taskmaster ticket sales were a disaster:

Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)

Glad to see people talking about Penn Jillette. The 2024 interview was done by me. I found him to be a refreshingly reflective, self-critical individual who has remained curious and willing to evolve.

8 December 2002 - Ships passing in the night. Horne shares an early stage with the Taskmaster himself (and Daniel Kitson).

Watching Geordie turn into a horrifying glowing-blue-veined thing. My mom was a normie but she always had TNG on the TV. When my aunt figured out my sister and I liked Trek, she introduced us to TOS. I miss that aunt.

any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again

Celebration is in order! I have an idea for marking the occasion: @taskmaster.tv should #ReleaseTheCheekyTexts!

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Hey @marvelentertainment.tumblr.com.web.brid.gy Just so you’re aware… I would make an incredible Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green! This little fellow agrees. Call me. #SquirrelGirl #Marvel #CallMe

Penzeys has a free shipping deal that ends today! Go spice up your life!

Trek Talks 5, people! March 28! Be there for a full day of online #StarTrek panels to benefit @hofoco.org featuring guests from across the entire 60-year franchise.

The couple who adopted Piccolo and Patatas sent new pics. Look at them.

Flight to DC: booked DC hotel: booked Layers to survive ungodly east coast winter: to be bought Alex Horne clone jumper: ready

Hnnnnnggggggg yes

Geekery afoot #spotifywrapped

Me:work days:bottom of the barrel of my energy::cotton swab:pap smear:cervix

This morning I noticed a man in a marked vehicle taking a photo of a house. As I flipped a u-turned I had to face the fact that I can’t be of much if any help if ICE tries to kidnap my neighbor. I was relieved to realize USIC =\= USCIS. That man was there to inspect for sidewalk damage.