The amount of judgement on Aubrey Plaza the last couple of days is bafflingly stupid. She was separated from her husband for a yr before he died. She started to move on a long time ago from that relationship. There’s nothing weird ab her being pregnant now. Shes done nothing wrong. Stop.

Nails done. Hair done. De-potato-fication of the self has begun 🙌🏻

Happy Rex Manning day to all who celebrate! 💽

Homemade Belgian waffles for brekkie ☺️👏🏻 And Easter tacos later! 😋🌮

The amount of people who have wished me a happy Good Friday at work today is baffling. Why would you just assume I’m Catholic?

Mario Bros Galaxy Movie was freakin adorbs 🥰

Okay. You first, then.

This scene from Rugrats will ALWAYS be relevant.

I was watching The Dinosaurs on Netflix yesterday and now kiddo waits until bedtime to ask what evolution is and how dinosaurs became birds 😂 Always at bedtime …

I’ve found like 3 puppy toofs on the floor in the last 2 days lol

We never leave Texas Roadhouse feeling a normal amount of full. It’s always like “I can never eat again and even then I might die” level of full 😂

This dude has to be part cat. How many roll overs is he going to survive? When is this idiot going to learn to hire a driver … 🙄

Oh thank god …

People who are late to meetings THEY set should get static-shocked once for every minute they’re late. Manage your goddamn time like an adult, for fucks sake.

The irony that my elderly dad, who I have zero help from my brothers in taking care of, is going blind… and I finally hear from my brother, but it’s only to brag that he got dad a digital picture frame & wants me to send pics to it. Pics he can’t see. 🫩

Shit, man.

I’m craving a vanilla frap.

If Chuck Norris can’t survive 2026, what chance do we have?

I’m getting so tired of working with boomers, I swear. This one manager whose laziness directly affects my team does nothing but complain about learning new lines of business when she wanted to retire in 2 years 🙃 TF that has to do with doing your job NOW? But millenials are the problem right?

Team USA repping us exactly as everyone else already sees us … a bunch of entitled bitch babies. Imagine getting to play a GAME for a living and getting a silver medal and having a tantrum. Jesus Christ …

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🍀🍀🍀

Ehhhh … feel like they missed their window on this by a lot.

We’re LOVING this weather ☺️☀️

Puppy does not care one bit for earthquakes, I can tell ya that.

It’s beautiful here again, so I took Sawyer for a long walk on my lunch break. We passed a girl who had a whole laptop / two monitors / mouse / keyboard etc setup going on her front porch lol I waved and she smiled and said “I REFUSE to stay inside today!”

Dude’s first time on the trail today 😍 65° finally!

Happy birthday @bexcommunicated.bsky.social !!!!

Some diner breakfast could fix me, I think.

Got the house to myself til mid afternoon so you know it’s been a party up in Club Kitchen 🎉 90s music, windows open, embracing every goddamned molecule of spring the universe will allow me ☀️

All I wanna do is get thru this day so I can go cuddle with my puppy and watch Bridgerton.

Pre-bed nap time is about to commence.

Every time Matt and I assemble a piece of furniture without needing a divorce, I feel like we should get a lil medal or certificate or something.

GOAAAAAL

We’re getting another blizzard tmw. I resent this so much. Enough already.

Sawyer put a toy BACK into his toy basket before taking another out. This puppy is a hoot!

Obviously now I have to rewatch Greys for the 17th time.

Fuck 😭😭 McSteamy 💔💔💔

Trying to work with a migraine is … a choice. I don’t always make good ones apparently.

My kingdom for a good bagel.

I started that ANTM doc last night and I’m baffled Tyra participated because yiiiikes…

I’ve never had a dog who actually watches tv before … this is so entertaining to me 😆

There’s few greater feelings than a sleepy puppy curling up in your lap and falling asleep with its chin on your arm 🥰

James Van Der Beek has passed away at 48.

Oh Dawson 😢

His & Hers done fucked me up 🤯

Obligatory TL cleanse