Concussion protocol, but close **Not making fun of actual concussions/injuries, I hope he is OK ... Just suspicious timing

Injuries to be ahead of for Week 12 waivers: • injured player = beneficiary who is available on waivers • Jacobs = Wilson • MHJ = Wilson • Bucky = Tucker • Warren = Gainwell • Reed = Watson • Shakir = Shavers • London = Mooney • Boutte = Hollins • BTJ = Parker Washington

Why are the starters still in? *Asking for all the people sweating out what should have been a comfortable lead vs George Pickens.

I think JJ is about to "reinjure" that ankle

Little old me is doing an AMA on /r/fantasyfootball! Why they asked me, I'll never know! www.reddit.com/r/fantasyfoo...

The water and oyster crackers I had for lunch today are cheaper than the sandwich I had for lunch last year. Inflation is down!

Injuries to be ahead of for Week 10 waivers: • injured player = beneficiary who is available on waivers • Reed, Golden = Watson • Evans, Godwin = Tez • Skattebo = Singletary • Boutte = Kyle Williams • BTJ, Dyami = Parker Washington • Saquon = Tank • Judkins = Sampson • Bucky = Tucker

All treat. Some trick. Hanging out with @patkerrane.bsky.social as we uncover all of the Angles and Upside in Week 9... www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkZ9...

Here's the Spotify version of Halloween party playlist in which I take far too much pride open.spotify.com/playlist/2dH...

Brashard Smith SZN?!

Excuse me?

I will be on YouTube at 1:00 eastern for my Week 8 show. Sorry if you're triggered by this thumbnail. youtube.com/live/D7j8ox3...

Gotta block ‘em all! Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday. Flush these turds HERE - bsky.app/profile/did:...

Hello to the Twitter refugees that followed me today! I tweet about football mostly just in and around games, I make bad jokes and worse photoshops, and I am a sicko lefty. If you like what I do I podcast and write for footballabsurdity.com 👍

Thread: A year ago yesterday was a very happy day for me. I had lost my prostate. It was good riddance, as it was riddled with cancer. I’m now cancer-free — and thankful for the tax-funded technology that saved my life.

Will they do 4 straight?

@dennycarter.bsky.social does the Dracula reference make this eligible for the Halloween playlist? music.youtube.com/watch?v=5nCO...

Is there anything more disappointing than spending a little more to get your guy only to find no one else bid 😔

Chase teams getting thrown a life preserver like they aren't already dead.

@dennycarter.bsky.social we need an update on Taysom's package

Doing my regular Friday live stream today at 1:00 eastern. Join me and have a little fun online. youtube.com/live/jzXxfp0...

#gopackgo music.youtube.com/watch?v=9_bT...

So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.

Don't you dare pretend to substitute

🚨 NEW THING NO ONE ASKED FOR 🚨 already do this in newsletter form, but since idk how many of y'all get the thing, figured I'd just do this here. it's time for the Herms Week 2 Waiver Wire Extravaganza. my top three faves at each position + their roster % last time I checked (yesterday evening): ⤵️

The Top 10 at Footballguys Week 1 - Penix - Rookie RBs - Emerging WRs - Short-term rentals - Delusions to dispel t.co/d8B5SNTK64

Each Monday morning during the NFL season, I throw a fantasy football stat thread together. This, my friends, is the Week 1 data dump.

Shoutout to all the NFL people posting on Bluesky. All you mfers posting clips and graphs and telling us about groin injuries are doing the work of kings.

More ways for the refs to get involved in the game is what the NFL really needed. 🙄

My “calf injury was blown out of proportion” t-shirt has people asking lots of questions already answered by my tshirt

Suspended in Philly, that will go over well as they are a super reasonable crowd.

Had an awesome time with @chrisallenffwx.bsky.social on the latest episode of The Pretend GM Podcast We discussed: ✅ Adjustments to make after your fantasy drafts ✅ How to navigate early-season waivers ✅ Knowing when and how to make trades

jump in fokls www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dkL...

Some are calling it "more fantasy draft content than any human can handle." It's Rotoworld Draft Day and it's glorious. Check it out today if that's your thing. www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...

The final product: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6qLHcbv/

Week 2 Fantasy Observations 🧵 Rookie WR Elic Ayomanor called Tuesday his worst camp practice vs. Falcons DBs. 💪 He bounced back strong—solid Wednesday, then 2 catches for 47 yards on game day.

WR2 Theory is officially out and BIGG WR doesn’t want you to read it!! 👀 nimblewnumbers.com/2025/08/15/w...

For those asking: “How can I help?” We will need legal counsel. I usually try to do everything on my own, but I cant imagine that finding affordable and effective legal counsel will be easy. If you have any recommendations, I’ll gladly take them. Shoot me a DM 📩

Excited to be joined by @danpizzuta.bsky.social as the inaugural guest on to talk training camps around the NFL. Episode coming this evening. Subscribe. www.youtube.com/channel/UCgq...

Just caught @sigmundbloom.bsky.social on the new Pretend GM show by @alfredoabrown.bsky.social Phew. Idk how you follow that up. youtu.be/2kCCQPqYhyU?...

Happy Preseason Watchlist Day to those that celebrate #theaudible #20years thanks @sigmundbloom.bsky.social and @cecillammey.bsky.social

In honor of Almanac Day being **ONE WEEK AWAY** -- let's do an A.M.A.... Ask me anything -- go!

We keep getting obits, but never the one I want.

It's just not healthy to be mired in the 24/7 doom cycle. We all need outlets. Football podcast here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKzh... Football writing here: www.nbcsports.com/denny-carter

@dennycarter.bsky.social you are doing numbers on reddit

@sigmundbloom.bsky.social when is the preseason watchlist coming out?

Feel It or F–It 7.7.25: An RSP Cast with Bob Harris and Matt Waldman A weekly phone conversation between fantasy veterans Bob Harris and Matt Waldman is a quick and dirty run-down of NFL players, units, or teams. If you have trouble with the podcast, please be sure to DOWNLOAD rather than stream.…