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I thought I was aging indelibly, but actually it was inevitably

Cheers to the weekend 🫠

time to dust this off. if you're involved in Fantasy Cares (host an SFB live, host an FCE, volunteer, make AVIs, etc etc) and don't see yourself added to this pack please reply or send me a DM go.bsky.app/5LYf9s7

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Me: sleeping in church

So….JD Vance claims another one, huh?

the contest where i finish 8th most weeks, come join!

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Happy Devils Day to all who celebrated 🤣

Dead wrong

We’re back!!!!!

FUCK ICE!!!

FUCK ICE

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*Goebbels Peace Prize…

“Give me my Noble Peace Prize or else”

A fun fact is that contemporary political philosophy has something like ~no explanation for why democracy is something ordinary people would or should care about this much

Average week for a teacher: Monday: Holiday Tuesday: Fight breaks out at the anti -bullying assembly Wednesday: student poops their pants Thursday: one of your students eats another of your students lunch Friday: student threatens to blow you up w/a rocket launcher for holding them accountable

This is not a Kavanaugh stop. This is a Roberts murder.

Happy mile 232323 to those who celebrate!! 🎉 🚘

The destruction of the White House is such an ungodly abomination that, of course, the New York Jets are involved.

Still Scott 😘 Still fat 💯💯 Still cold 🥶 Still dark 🌘 Still w/Winter 🐕 Still working out 💪🏼

Still Scott 😘 Still fat 💯💯 Still cold 🥶 Still dark 🌘 Still w/Winter 🐕 Still working out 💪🏼

Sam Darnold is easily a top ten quarterback a year after easily being a top ten quarterback

For the record, the title of this Instagram post is “Part 7 of things to say to gaslight men” and it’s not going well for the ladies 😂

Not gonna lie, I got choked up a couple times today. It’s the feeling less alone, I think.

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Hold……

I’ve been sick since Thursday night and I haven’t worked out either. I feel fat and dumb and depleted and haven’t missed a day of work 🙃 Well, back to it then

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Eating good for the #NFL London game 🤤

No lies detected…

It’s a what?!! 👀

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Still sweating the stat correction 🤣

To answer your question: YES!!! I’m insufferable 🤣🤣🤣

The home league fantasy football DMs are hilarious thanks to me 🤣

The Fantasy Millionaires Show for Week 5: youtu.be/w109mvSxuco

The tale of the 2025 Fantasy Football Season through four weeks appears to be: Oops all WR2s (except Puka and maybe Amon-Ra)

East Coast dad who wakes up at 5 AM to run every morning with my dog like a responsible adult, so I went to bed at halftime (10 PM) and woke up to a win thanks to 48.83 points from Jordan Love & Tucker Kraft 💯🔥