#NowPlaying: music.youtube.com/watch?v=H2HL...

The white people are the only Americans killed by ICE apparently.

WHAT DOES HAKUNA MATATA MEAN?!?!

My boy ranting at 6am about this nice ass date he had last night and how he’s feeling her but not ready for another relationship. Me:

government then dating.

Twitter was just a useless gray box embedded on my MySpace page when I got my account in '06. And 5Linx was selling people video phones via an MLM scam because people hadn't discovered Skype yet. Black Planet got me through a divorce back when computer monitors all had BBLs and BBM was still King.

Every single time he smiles, I wanna take razor blade to his face.

If there was ever any advice I would give to younger women regarding dating it is this: Whenever a man volunteers to disqualify himself from the “race”, let him. Do not inquire. Do not implore him to reconsider. Let. Him.

I be right A LOT

Nobody falls in love faster than an odd couple on an 8 episode streaming series.

🤭

A proton, neutron and electron walk into a bar.. The bartender looks at the neutron and says “for you, no charge”

Black founder and Chairman. Black woman CEO succeeded the founder. Majority Black C-Suite. Majority Black board. Majority Black students. Quietly thriving serving ~4,800 children everyday. Wouldn't have it any other way. 👊🏾

About Me:

Often and all over. Please and thanks.

Might as well do a crossover between Cross and Reasonable Doubt so the two worst Black men at relationships can unite. Alex and Lewis are made for each other awful. 👉🏾👈🏾

"I'm from it. I'm of it. I love it." — Nasir Jones

The nicest thing you could say about Rodgers is at least he hasn’t stolen money from a welfare fund.

I wish Tyrese was still just a fine bald-headed belter and never revealed to the world that he's actually a self-published children's book with a mouth and legs.

The Board of Directors for all of our jobs:

Down goes Crenshaw!? 😭

Communication. But not just the chatty variety. Interest. Intrigue. Intention. Vulnerability. Body language. Eye contact. Sharing (ambitions, art, dreams, experiences, humor/inside jokes, music, musings, passions, writing, etc.). Silence. Touch. Affirmation. All of it.

About Me:

Spare chargers in my briefcase so I don't even leave home without 'em. Separate toiletry bag for travel so I've just got to remember to refill it. Now if only my clothes would fold and pack themselves.

EVERY ONE IN TEXAS THAT IS ELIGIBLE TO VOTE SHOULD HAVE OR NEEDS TO VOTE

🧅

She was getting OFF!

WHAT?!?!??!?!!?!

DE LA SOUL TINY DESK youtu.be/5AVYDHTOixU?...

I was in DC the other day and was like damn it’s clean here. Was in Newark yesterday and trying to avoid doo doo on the sidewalk.

A beautiful city.

I'm either very attractive or very delusional. And society ain't changing that either way. You either agree or you're irrelevant. Because I've got other urgent business to attend to.

Black women:

3/3: 12:34 a.m.

First time?

"It doesn't matter how many years you lost....Save the rest of your life."

3/2: 9:11 p.m.

3/2: 8 p.m.

Meticulousness.

3/2: 7:30 p.m.

3/2: 6-ish

3/2: 5 p.m.

*was*