Being a rookie is one thing, but being a raging idiot dipshit rookie who throws gasoline on fire that was almost flamed out means that CBS is getting the exact employee they deserve.

Bill is on his way down to see Big Ashtray anyway so he doesn't mind burning it all down on his way out.

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"Government silence is a statement, not a VETO." —Sharyn Alfonsi

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Common's best song is the one where he ain't rap. That's not to say that he can't rap though.

That's why I don't quote post shit like that. You gon' have to find that tribe on your own, fam. Godspeed or whatever.

Some of them are submissive. Some of them are resentful of women who aren't submissive or have stronger personalities. But neither of them want to admit the thing. They want to find other men to bond and commiserate over the thing.

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Most poverty is manufactured.

Got an optometry appointment on Christmas Eve (plus Cire has a dog trainer appointment) and a dental appointment on NYE. And it never occurred to me that any of those places would be open on those days.

Paywalls are anti-Black.

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The intricacies of this world are too delicate to be a man’s touch

Been busy the past few weeks so I'm behind on a few subjects. But some are worth going back to: Y'all got ~4 years to put more charges on Puffy. Get to it.

One thing about me, I'm gon' go to the goddamn doctor. The ER. Intermediate care. I do not care. Run me them tests and tell me I'm fine.

Men who envy or compete with women really need to be on a registry.

Shout out to all the folks donning gay apparel and whatnot.

And they're competing with women who ain't playing the games.

If you're really into women, then you know that they can handle damn near anything. But then you don't let them handle anything they shouldn't.

Fuck capitalism.

Learning to let people be wrong about you is such an important life skill.

About Me:

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Life gets so simple when you just stop caring. What will be will be.

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One day you're young, sexy and hip. The next day you're wondering, "WTF is wrong with my hip!?" Still sexy though, so take the small wins...

DON'T PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!

We had Bill Nye the Science Guy, Mythbusters and Alton Brown. There was no reason for you to be stupid.

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When I’m about to be direct.

Revive Blackberry and BBM immediately.

Black women >>>

People make a fortune selling productivity schemes, but the real key to it is just to do less less-important shit. #TenSecondTEDTalk

Changes.

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We all need more than what we have. Not materially, but emotionally and spiritually. So appreciate the people who make time to pour into you in the best and worst of times. It doesn't take much, but it gives everything.

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Solid ending to The Beast In Me.

@presidentkelly.blacksky.app If no one tells you I’ll tell you.

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Lil Kim's verse on the Benjamins