Now that *69 is obsolete, I want to have the technology to electroshock spam callers. *86

The Knicks definitely have the best fan base of women in men's sports. I don't why that is, but congrats to y'all.

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Cute.

A part of me hopes Oakley came to this game.

In my line of work, I be having to ask that question a lot and gotta watch the gears start turning.

And even if she ain't (she was though)...

Why?

She just keeps on workin' 💪 Angel Reese (69 games) is now the fastest player in WNBA history to reach 950+ points and 850+ rebounds, surpassing Tina Charles (75 games). #WNBASeason30

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What y’all been up to all day?

I don't think people grasp the fact that, despite their similarities, Bluesky and Twitter both successfully serve different audiences for different purposes. It's very Aldi's vs. Trader Joe's, and I'll let you decide which is which.

You can always kinda tell when people can’t use social media effectively

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insurense is dumb

Everytime I open this app it's chopped 'n screwed. How long has this been going on!?

With Tulsi Gabbard’s resignation, the U.S. has opened up a $3 million in cap space that might be used to address a number of needs across the cabinet.

Watching the game with my dad and he's said, "I thought you were an OKC fan!?" no less a dozen times so far. I've been a Spurs fan since I was 12 (Celtics since 4). He's confusing me with Lil' Eric again.

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Are the refs officiating or choosing their own adventure?

I would put this at the top of my résumé.

The Byron Allen show promo graphics look like they were made in MS Paint.

The BACKGROUND. A ghatdamn BRIDGE! And her bro on vocals! #DCorNOTHING 🤌🏾

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Paul McCartney looks like Hillary Clinton cosplaying as Paul McCartney.

In the basketball justice system, pick and roll based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious plays are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

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The poverty and conditions I was raised in

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The Boys >>>

I let people go with whatever story they’ve heard. Who I am always shows up.

Being a fruit and veggie tray >>>

Wemby is blocking everything Chet Holmgreen does at this point.

Does anybody have a male dog who pees on the toilet or should I get Cire ready for America's Got Talent?

New Orleans in a month.

Make everyday Easter and try to strike that liquid gold like my last name was Clampett.

Sustainability at its finest. A case of wine requires the energy to produce 12 glass bottles, 12 corks or tops, 12-24 labels, cardboard for the box and the dividers, plus adhesive. And all of that still only gets you 9L compared to this big round guy right here. 🤌🏾

Scott Van Pelt be WRITING. A gem amongst gentlemen. ✍🏾

Organized religion is a Ponzi scheme.

Terrible time for an app crash.

Instant classic.

🤌🏾 What in the motherfucking FUCK!?!?!?

What a beautiful game.