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I need cuddling

I already married my worst ex so this is way too easy...

Men who are sexually inspiring >>>

Everything don't need an App.

🍾 "Not guilty!" 🥂

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Analogous to life...

RFK has total disdain for individuals who get sick. It's on full display right here.

That chyron is out here doing the Lord's work... 🤌🏾

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Pelosi gettin' gone!? Dems really are having a hell of a week. 😮‍💨

Muriel is getting COOKED by protesters at the Dems General Meeting and it's so satisfying to see. They've escorted 5 people out in less than 20 minutes! WACK HER AGAIN! 😭

I ❤️‍🔥 DC!

Luckily they didn’t have to sub out any jurors

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Vive la résistance!

I made seafood mac and cheese for Friendsgiving BEFORE the tariffs, fucked around and did the math on that shit and realized I was carrying gold bars in a pan. 💸

Even her leave out is fine!

"Hate it or love it, the underdog's on top..."

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LMAOOOOO. This makes so much more sense now

Name 1 other candidate who could've inspired this?

Zohran acceptance speech:

Fascinating to watch MSM frame Mamdani’s win as some random event by repeatedly saying that NYC is not like most of America. Like…of course not, it’s one of our biggest, most populous cultural and economic centers. That’s why we are all watching.

Problem is I don’t take any of this shit serious 😭

And what you see here folks is called nuance. Ageism is prejudice based purely on someone’s age, assuming they’re incapable because they’re old. But cognitive fitness is a functional concern, about whether someone, regardless of age, can handle the demands of their role. Resign Mitch McConnell!!!

#NowPlaying #A-Muse-Bouche: open.spotify.com/track/0Ba2Oc...

CoStar doesn’t miss!

A lot y’all men be turning yall brightness down on your phone while laying next to your wife!!!

growth doesn’t lighten the load, it changes the weight

Why is the Post trying to kill copy editors

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Collect mentors.

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Slinging drinks at The Whiskey Bar on Marion Barry Ave this fine Sunday from 2 o'clock 'til the games go off (or my arms get tired)...tell a friend to bring a friend. 🥃 #NoLazyLivers www.dcitysmokehouse.com/the-lil-whis...

I’m getting that discount one way or another.

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4. 8. 9.

Last time I heard, Jesus was an advocate for feeding the masses. What a lame.

Max Scherzer >>>

You gain an hour.

I DO BLAME MERRICK GARLAND!!!!!!

In case you missed this week’s word!

Same. And this is why I hate iPhones lol