Holiday treats-making frenzy has commenced! What are you making this year?

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Leftover. Turkey. Enchiladas. Best thanksgiving hack. Hands down. Recipe to follow.

Otters + Snow =

Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon

props to WSJ for once on a useful notion, ADMIN PARTY for everybody

Y'all could have just done the right thing. Not once, but twice.

Bait and switch! I was so excited to see American cheese advertised that I took a photo to investigate later. No American cheese to be found 😩 www.olliesamericancheeseandprovisions.com

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

Every technology problem is three social problems in a trench coat

Disco cat 🪩 🐈‍⬛

“Just go to a food bank, a church or a charity” For every meal the food bank provides, the SNAP program provides 9. Even if donations are rapidly scaled up, they won’t be able to meet the needs of 42 million Americans who are about to go hungry. It’s not sustainable.

This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

SNAP benefits are being cut next week. If you have means, please donate to your local food bank. Check to see if your employer matches contributions! donate.accfb.org/give-now/Don...

A sign for tomorrow (I do not know the artist)

This is the vehicle women like.

This is my favorite thing on the internet rn. Follow the instructions!!

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Finally cleaned up my grandmother’s hand-stand mixer for retirement display in my forever-kitchen. It still runs like a champ. I found an advertisement for the model from 1956. I had no idea thing is almost 70 years old! Glad they sprung for stainless steel bowls and passed on the cake timer.

this is from *2018*

Several anti-ICE protestors on the Ohio-Kentucky border. This is how the police dealt with them. Literally beat the hell out of them. This is Trump's police state America, coming to a protest near you.

Todayborday, I'd like to wish alla y'alls a Mario Paint Labor Day!

This building has history. This isn’t it’s first time hosting disease vectors. Glad to hear they closed down the rooms this go-around. www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adve...

They never make the content warnings I need. The Fourtastic movie is the worst kind of horror for any other pedaphobics and/or tokophobics out there. Maximal heebie-jeebies.

Maybe ICE will finally be able to afford badges and uniforms.

Question for people who find awkward humor funny: is the logic that the discomfort leads to nervous laughter which is expressed as laughing, and therefore it feels humorous? Please chime in.

you know what was a good year? 1999. if only Y2K had actually gotten us.

I know I should be stressing about WWIII, but I can’t stop thinking about whether or not I have 8 to 10 friends who’d pitch in to live in this monastery together. 🤔

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

Aging as a woman is so stupid. My right foot phantom-feels warm. For over a month now. No pins and needles. No numbness. Just warm. Like I’m wearing heavy socks on a hot day.

We’ve modernized legacy government systems. We know what it takes. DOGE’s plan to migrate SSA’s COBOL systems without understanding is a disaster waiting to happen. Here’s why DOGE will fail — and why it matters. 🔗 https://www.wethebuilders.org/posts/what-it-really-takes-to-migrate-cobol

What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates

Keep scrolling if you’ve already watched a tortoise and a dachshund playing with a soccer ball today ⚽ 📽️RudyJanssens

Really enjoying all the wildflowers this Spring.

There's been some particularly dark news out of my childhood hometown lately, but this story makes me happy.

Western Columbine 🌺 out in force today. Also a small cave full of rock-bunnies, probably plotting seasonal shenanigans.

Red Wave

If you grew up in the high desert (where slightly-stale Peeps were the norm) then moved to sea level (where humidity exists and Peeps get sticky instead of stale): Peeps at 150° for a couple of hours replicates the consistency perfectly. Let them cool before tearing into them tho.

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If third terms are allowed, we can put Obama back on the ticket. Problems solved.

I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.

Taking people who came from country A to country B and sending them to do forced labor in country C isn’t “deporting” them, that’s just “the slave trade”. The current administration is engaged in the slave trade.

Corned beef and cabbage pot pie, round two is giving “meat cobbler” but it should do the trick.

Hello friends. I'm launching a weekly newsletter for @thenation.com. Check out my first installment, where I have, among other things, *all the smoke* for Elissa's Slotkin's pathetic, Republican-coded nonsense. www.thenation.com/article/poli...

It’s cool that OAK provides free feminine hygiene, but this dispenser looks annoyed and exhausted.