someone left an “end times in america” magazine on my car and the illustrations are next level

I'm just going to rewatch Catfish on MTV.

It's honestly not just the safety feature (I've had folks use their time for Years to slander/harass me) or the inability to remove myself from lists (that are always violent, predatory, or just plain CREEPY). I also need to block people because their very face makes me mad af. I need peace.

Dislike this app but I need the ability to block people.

You better have voted no, Ohio.

It was a lovely day for an immersive art instalment.

It's Van Gogh exhibit Day! It's Van Gogh exhibit Day!

sir https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/08/04/donald-trump-arraignment-fantasy-courtroom-satire/

tomatoposting

I miss going out to eat twice a day on vacation and filling in the time with wineries.

In case I forgot to tell this site, I took a lil vacation and stayed in a huge old haunted (allegedly) house that had quirky original doors and spiders and overlooked Lake Erie. I relaxed my ever-lovin' nerves. I'm so grateful to have touched grass and waves, imbibing daily. I ate perch. 🎣

It's hard for me to use something that mimics Twitter while Twitter is still """functioning""".

God this makes me so uncomfortable

Listen. unless you show me the body of an alien or do cool shit from reverse engineering their ship, i do not care. I dont. I got a lot going on rn

I need to get used to this site.

Pretty soon Elon is going to slap away the DMs I need to make myself feel human on Twitter. And he's going to call it X.

Open up DMs, my Man

OMG you guys. I laughed so hard when I saw this was trending. Every time kids name something and repeats this trope just gets us closer to America McMericaface. Lol

Jamie just cured Fergus's alcoholism with love. Outlander really is a show about a doctor who cures with love and whose family cures family with love.

S6 of Outlander, Marceline's husband cured her difficult birth with her boobs. I'm getting the plotline now.

Catching up on Outlander and Claire just brought Jamie back to life with her boobs. 😂😂😂

Today's dinner is weird because I thought I had bought corn tortillas for basic bean and cheese tostadas, but they were sweet Hawaiian flour shells. 🤔 Fried them first then topped and baked them. Not bad. Would be better with BBQ pulled pork and slaw.

You and your favorite meme

The duality of my mutuals lol we’re a sleepy bunch 😂 @angelalovesny.bsky.social @stoat.gay

wow

If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager

Hey Larry, quick question

Show me a picture from your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.

It's me. Hi. I'm awake at 4am again.

My house smells like bacon. 😍😍

Making a big breakfast for dinner tonight.

When I say my religion doesn't allow me to eat pork and people ask if I'm Jewish, I say yes, because it's easier than explaining I'm an acolyte of Thundertruffles, the Eternal God-Pig Destined to Swallow the Universe.

Shoutout to everyone who still cuts these up before throwing them away because they told us all when we were kids that fish get stuck in them and die…

Parks and Rec obviously.

And here's the sun.

it's one of the knock on effects of muskrat turning this platform in to transphobia central. 'gender critical' are no longer being as guarded in their comments bcos they think twitter is the real world.

when jk rowling finally crosses the line for the average lib-brained goon it's gonna be quite something to see the sensible, reasonable, adult in the room types who have defended her over the last few years try to distance themselves. she's not that far off. she rt's nazis now.

"What's Hot" tab on here is always previously seen and 6 hours old.

There are too many apps now

I also can't sleep because it's moving night. We're not going anywhere but once a month Rigby moves all of her felt mousies from one room to another doing that loud Siamese gutteral mom cry thingy.

just said “Charlie brown had hoes” to a room full of people too normal to get it

what’s up everybody, happy friday! hit like on this post if you’ve ever uhhhhhhhhhh seen a boat

i wish this site had more ads. i have no idea what to buy. today i went to target’s website and bought a picture frame and 400 mouse pads. i just panicked, i don’t know what else to say

Why am I awake right now? I had a dream we booked Greg Brady at our comic con and he wanted me to follow him around and take pictures with him and fans. It was such a fun job I woke myself up laughing. Thought I'd keep the high a bit. I don't have to be anywhere in the am. Lol