Couldn't pass up the opportunity for a second body painting session with @dracorumorder.bsky.social with a different weasel face!

Him pet

Lan carries his own groceries

Best buds!!! And the ribbon is on his ear!!! Aaaa

Happy HOWL-oween!!

Sir, stop being gay and ominous in my bedroom.

One time @byelacey.bsky.social punched me in the face… it was awesome!

Me when I see the “read” status on a message and/or the three typing dots of anxiety

Lan wants to know what you are thinking about

Oh no I’m officially halfway to 40

Original Mental Health Crisis: Do Not Steal

I just what to be *them*

Spooky season means that you get ready for a date with a black cat face mask

Lan.exe has encountered an unknown error

You ever get your meat grilled by @slut.dog and @adcazzy.bsky.social ?

I’m at the point of body dysmorphia I have no idea how to describe my shape 🙃

Lan has some words of wisdom as we exit summer:

Lan is unsure about the bath part but would love some spicy KBBQ pork (not pictured, delicious)

Post esketamine treatment bathbomb soak ☺️☺️☺️☺️

Nyneave (spelling changed to have mercy on the vet) - just had her first vet visit yesterday! She’s 5lbs and just under a year old, and after a few shots and some treatment for a double ear infection- she’s assumed queendom under the couch.

Nyneave has entered the chat / my home

Pleasantly surprised to find @slut.dog directly behind me at the TSA security checkpoint, which does sound like the start of a rather nice porn.

Yee haw pardner

Oh hey

I have a hankering for Taco Tuesday

This is Remy. She has 50 other toys. But why play with those when you can steal your brother Benny's instead. 13/10 for both

My brain is wiggles so I bought Pokémon cards and KBBQ. Who is coming over?

This is your stoat on (es)ketamine

Slightly diminish a band: Overwhelmed at the Disco!

Talking on hookup apps? - You are testing alpha in staging. Had a few dates? - We pushed beta to prod. In a relationship? - Engineering says the system is fine and we shouldn't look too much into it. Single? - Just doing a re-org to break down silos and improve customer synergy

In order to drive KPIs, I will now be sending satisfaction surveys after hookups.

He wanted to show you his antler

Set up the projector in the bathroom so I can soak and watch anime like an *adult*

D&D&Dining room is done!

I put on a few pounds but I feel like I’m doing alright

Hi there :3c

Shamelessly stolen from my friend’s instagram story because I wanna know whose pup name this is. @figgystar.dog @slut.dog , please weigh in on 12” Super Woofer

Parent why

I just realized that I have a Growlithe

Furries 8-11:30

Costco too strong. I’m 700 dollars poorer

It’s lesbian power hour at the village CostCo

Did not have me getting catcalled while walking to the pet shop on my bingo lost today but here we are

@urbanbohemian.com is a duck.

Perhaps maybe don’t violate the ADA while interviewing for a policy compliance expert position. 🙃

Well I got convinced to put on my chaps. Now what?

My gender? What are you, a cop?

Am I Happy or am I Being Manic - A Memoir

The apartment is coming along