Kosmic Stoat, Dookterate
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Internet Stoat - 35 - InfoSec - Pittsburgh Equal parts NSFW and Over-enthused engagements They/Them
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Alix Weasel
about 1 month ago
Couldn't pass up the opportunity for a second body painting session with
@dracorumorder.bsky.social
with a different weasel face!
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Him pet
about 1 month ago
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Lan carries his own groceries
about 1 month ago
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Best buds!!! And the ribbon is on his ear!!! Aaaa
about 1 month ago
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Happy HOWL-oween!!
about 2 months ago
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Sir, stop being gay and ominous in my bedroom.
about 2 months ago
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One time
@byelacey.bsky.social
punched me in the face… it was awesome!
2 months ago
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Me when I see the “read” status on a message and/or the three typing dots of anxiety
3 months ago
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Lan wants to know what you are thinking about
3 months ago
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Oh no I’m officially halfway to 40
3 months ago
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Original Mental Health Crisis: Do Not Steal
4 months ago
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I just what to be *them*
4 months ago
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Spooky season means that you get ready for a date with a black cat face mask
4 months ago
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Lan.exe has encountered an unknown error
4 months ago
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You ever get your meat grilled by
@slut.dog
and
@adcazzy.bsky.social
?
4 months ago
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I’m at the point of body dysmorphia I have no idea how to describe my shape 🙃
4 months ago
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Lan has some words of wisdom as we exit summer:
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4 months ago
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Lan is unsure about the bath part but would love some spicy KBBQ pork (not pictured, delicious)
4 months ago
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Post esketamine treatment bathbomb soak ☺️☺️☺️☺️
4 months ago
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Nyneave (spelling changed to have mercy on the vet) - just had her first vet visit yesterday! She’s 5lbs and just under a year old, and after a few shots and some treatment for a double ear infection- she’s assumed queendom under the couch.
4 months ago
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Nyneave has entered the chat / my home
4 months ago
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Pleasantly surprised to find
@slut.dog
directly behind me at the TSA security checkpoint, which does sound like the start of a rather nice porn.
4 months ago
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Zero the Dadpup
5 months ago
Yee haw pardner
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Oh hey
4 months ago
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I have a hankering for Taco Tuesday
4 months ago
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WeRateDogs
4 months ago
This is Remy. She has 50 other toys. But why play with those when you can steal your brother Benny's instead. 13/10 for both
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My brain is wiggles so I bought Pokémon cards and KBBQ. Who is coming over?
4 months ago
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This is your stoat on (es)ketamine
4 months ago
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Slightly diminish a band: Overwhelmed at the Disco!
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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Talking on hookup apps? - You are testing alpha in staging. Had a few dates? - We pushed beta to prod. In a relationship? - Engineering says the system is fine and we shouldn't look too much into it. Single? - Just doing a re-org to break down silos and improve customer synergy
5 months ago
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In order to drive KPIs, I will now be sending satisfaction surveys after hookups.
5 months ago
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He wanted to show you his antler
5 months ago
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Set up the projector in the bathroom so I can soak and watch anime like an *adult*
5 months ago
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D&D&Dining room is done!
5 months ago
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I put on a few pounds but I feel like I’m doing alright
5 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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Hi there :3c
5 months ago
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Shamelessly stolen from my friend’s instagram story because I wanna know whose pup name this is.
@figgystar.dog
@slut.dog
, please weigh in on 12” Super Woofer
5 months ago
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Parent why
5 months ago
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I just realized that I have a Growlithe
5 months ago
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Furries 8-11:30
5 months ago
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Costco too strong. I’m 700 dollars poorer
5 months ago
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It’s lesbian power hour at the village CostCo
5 months ago
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Did not have me getting catcalled while walking to the pet shop on my bingo lost today but here we are
5 months ago
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@urbanbohemian.com
is a duck.
5 months ago
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Perhaps maybe don’t violate the ADA while interviewing for a policy compliance expert position. 🙃
5 months ago
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Well I got convinced to put on my chaps. Now what?
5 months ago
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My gender? What are you, a cop?
5 months ago
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Am I Happy or am I Being Manic - A Memoir
5 months ago
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The apartment is coming along
6 months ago
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