Spot the dog, level: Impossible

Him

Has never been fed a day in his life since 9am this morning

we're not doing any kind of "____ fetish is problematic" discourse until the real actual predators who run our country aren't running our country anymore.

It was a lot of fun!! Loved putting this number together

Are you ready for the #WinterGames? Meet this year’s animal mascot, the stoat!🥇

Support my friend!

Couldn't pass up the opportunity for a second body painting session with @dracorumorder.bsky.social with a different weasel face!

Him pet

Lan carries his own groceries

Best buds!!! And the ribbon is on his ear!!! Aaaa

Happy HOWL-oween!!

Sir, stop being gay and ominous in my bedroom.

One time @byelacey.bsky.social punched me in the face… it was awesome!

Me when I see the “read” status on a message and/or the three typing dots of anxiety

Lan wants to know what you are thinking about

Oh no I’m officially halfway to 40

Original Mental Health Crisis: Do Not Steal

I just what to be *them*

Spooky season means that you get ready for a date with a black cat face mask

Lan.exe has encountered an unknown error

You ever get your meat grilled by @slut.dog and @adcazzy.bsky.social ?

I’m at the point of body dysmorphia I have no idea how to describe my shape 🙃

Lan has some words of wisdom as we exit summer:

Lan is unsure about the bath part but would love some spicy KBBQ pork (not pictured, delicious)

Post esketamine treatment bathbomb soak ☺️☺️☺️☺️

Nyneave (spelling changed to have mercy on the vet) - just had her first vet visit yesterday! She’s 5lbs and just under a year old, and after a few shots and some treatment for a double ear infection- she’s assumed queendom under the couch.

Nyneave has entered the chat / my home

Pleasantly surprised to find @slut.dog directly behind me at the TSA security checkpoint, which does sound like the start of a rather nice porn.

Yee haw pardner

Oh hey

I have a hankering for Taco Tuesday

This is Remy. She has 50 other toys. But why play with those when you can steal your brother Benny's instead. 13/10 for both

My brain is wiggles so I bought Pokémon cards and KBBQ. Who is coming over?

This is your stoat on (es)ketamine

Slightly diminish a band: Overwhelmed at the Disco!

Talking on hookup apps? - You are testing alpha in staging. Had a few dates? - We pushed beta to prod. In a relationship? - Engineering says the system is fine and we shouldn't look too much into it. Single? - Just doing a re-org to break down silos and improve customer synergy

In order to drive KPIs, I will now be sending satisfaction surveys after hookups.

He wanted to show you his antler

Set up the projector in the bathroom so I can soak and watch anime like an *adult*

D&D&Dining room is done!

I put on a few pounds but I feel like I’m doing alright

Hi there :3c

Shamelessly stolen from my friend’s instagram story because I wanna know whose pup name this is. @figgystar.dog @slut.dog , please weigh in on 12” Super Woofer

Parent why

I just realized that I have a Growlithe

Furries 8-11:30

Costco too strong. I’m 700 dollars poorer

It’s lesbian power hour at the village CostCo