"I'll tip you in the app" Is the greatest lie ever told

Hey boys Hey curls Superstar she-they here we hoe

Art show is closed, thank u :) Panel opens in 30 minutes, 8pm

Disappointed by the lack of "happy hollow-yeen" hole pics on my timeline this year Do better, hyenas.

You are worthwhile

SUPREME GOURT

Reach out to an old friend today. Maybe make plans, or just reminisce about the times you've spent together. Ask them how they're doing. Let them know you care. Tomorrow is never guaranteed, don't let yourself use it as an excuse to not do what you want today.

Björn as a dog tho

me: whistling (probably) wizard of stairwells beyond the pale: "curse of 1000 carpets upon thine steps"

Can we all just agree that the gender neutral term for "yes sir/ma'am" should be "yes chef"

Found this on the AO3 subreddit, and I'm about to let it change my whole life (or at least work really hard to internalize it wrt my writing).

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

Less yapping, more plapping 📷 @bosekat.bsky.social

Choose your fighter

Long time no pee

Bullet casings collected from the scene were engraved with the words "has enough time passed now that we can collectively admit that the Barbie movie wasn't that amazing"

FFS, now @jessiegender.bsky.social is running a charity to save dozens of Tuvixes. Haha. Hmmm... is it "Tuvixes" or "Tuvices"...?

Give a fish a day, they eat for a man Fish a teach to life, man eat for they

From 1987. Their tactics don't change.

Furry con chat but two bottoms accidentally flirted with each other and are now stuck in a "no u" feedback loop

What're you waiting for?

I know everything sucks right now But no matter what happens You WILL get through it You're stronger than you think You can do this Keep your head up

:')

🌮🌮🌮

Contacts are great, I love paying 100 dollars a month for the privilege to *see*

That time I got double stuffed by @whoisherm.es and @tjfoxdubz.bsky.social 🤤🤤🤤

If for no other reason, we need to fund transit so this taco place across the street from the train station can continue existing. Holy shit call your state rep we cannot let them take this from us.

Riding the silver line today! Gonna patronize some of the businesses that will probably not survive after PRT's budget cuts stop servicing the area

God I miss carbs

You ever get your meat grilled by @slut.dog and @adcazzy.bsky.social ?

Mobius Dick

Made a handy guide for how long a tube of toothpaste should last

Send me pics of your sff/itx pc (<20 liter) builds! I'm curious to see what people have done.

Hole :3

If nobody else has said it today: I love you, no matter what. And I am rooting for you. You got this.

Oof

strawberry cream crab rangoon

Cazzy McBjornface #1 penis fan

It's my birthday! Did you get me anything? ;3 Also, if you have ever cum to my stuff and wanted to show your appreciation, my c*shapp is $cazzypoo uwu

Musk kink but the smell is new tennis balls.

Show me your sex organ

Found the lil guy at the raves at Anthrocon c:

Myself and @adcazzy.bsky.social look so fucking good here 🐶❤️ Happy #MurrsuitMonday 📷: @goonertherapydog.bsky.social

Imagine being this fragile

vegas.mp4

You are never not missed. We love you. Always and forever.

When the waters run clear A top shall appear