"Some peoples' smile is just a bouquet of teeth." - Ally Beardsley, Sage of a Generation 🦷

I need to hang out with other queer witches.

Life just pushing me towards a midlife crisis 🙃

Box magic may just be my new, favorite kind of spell-working. 🌕

If only folks paused before hitting 'post' to think to themselves: Do I really need the world to see this? 🤔

Need 🐽

Gods I miss this cat 😤

wanna see a magic trick?

Being precious and possessive about relationships is how you miss out. They'll obscure details, or make themselves smaller, out of kindness; or they'll cut you out entirely.

Hi! I'm: Orange Slice Above-Ground Swimming Pool Old Lady blowing through a Stop Sign on an Expressway Handle of Gin Undertow at Laguna Beach Depression & Gun Ownership Nice to meet you 🤝 Glad we're still here.

This is how bed, yes? 😼

Happy New Year 🎊

How Im Walking Out of 2025

I'm always reading at least five or six books at once - usually all different genres. I just finished my lesbian vampire gothic romance novel last night, and that's a very specific niche to fill. 🤔

gifts from the bestest dog i know!! i love these albums so much!! polo & pan: cyclorama, caravelle dream theater: metropolis pt 2

Missing this doggy 🥺🥰 With @figgystar.dog

What even am I, to you?

Merry Christmas 🎄

Blessed Yule 🌿 and Happy Solstice to all that celebrate! 🌒🌕🌘

Our Google Assistants were all forcibly updated to Gemini. I've been testing it - yes, the voice sounds more human but it just completely makes shit up or confidently gets things wrong:

A country where you must work to "earn" healthcare, but companies can fire you at-will for non merit / skill-based reasons. A country where an unemployed homeowner is disqualified from food benefits because of "property value".

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Queers make the best art. 💅

This precious baby.

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Delayed Thanksgiving Dinner due to the cat's injuries. 💪

Doing much better, physically and mentally, and had a very productive weekend with the Babbels (@auleop.bsky.social). 💪 Thanks to everyone that checked in with good vibes. It is much appreciated. 🥰

Alright, MTG leaving Congress helps. Thanks, universe. 🌚

Not doing well. Send good vibes.

Over being in pain and not sleeping. 🥲

Showing off the beans 🐾 Commission for @kreoche.bsky.social

Proof! 😁 Photos by my love @slut.dog 🥰

Sassy pumpkins (please disregard my dirty stove)! 🎃

Jekkies foraged some Chicken of the Woods last week. I wanted to really experience the flavor so, after parboiling, I sauteed them with garlic, butter, fresh thyme from the garden, olive oil, salt and pepper. Really tasty and we didn't die. 🥰

Mojito tower hungover. This old dog cannot do sugary alcohol anymore. XD

My final form is Squirrelly Dan from Letterkenny.

I wonder what generational annoyance I'll commit in airports in a few years. Like my parents' generation, and older, and their proclivity for having a full-volume conversation about Thanksgiving plans in the terminal.

I am so mead hungover.

So. Many. Gyoza. 🥟

One of the upsides to living in a state with little rainfall: ☔You really appreciate the rainy season when it finally comes. 🥰

Striving for eudaimonia at The School of the Sextii 🤔 feat. @jekkies.bsky.social ❤️

Pontificating at the forum. feat. @jekkies.bsky.social ❤️

How I want you to be with my foreskin. 🙈

Attempting "broadcast seeding" in one patch of my garden. Let's see if I get any rainbow corn, bok choy, or broccoli before the first "frost". Yes, despite this desert climate we do, indeed, have a first frost. 🎃

Hades II is soooooooo good. 🥰

Are the NYT games not free anymore? 🤬

I hope y'all have a Happy Folsom weekend for us! 🥰 Have fun and take video. 😈

Making: Vanilla extract ✔️ Fire cider ✔️ Next up: Pumpkin spice syrup 🎃 But first, anime.

Post rapture hangover? 🤔

Not this state unemployment representative (during a mandatory online workshop) using ChatGPT to identify my "transferrable skills" on-screen right after I told him my line of work has been devalued by AI tools. 🫠