Increasingly I feel like I favor furry because it espouses the idea that humans, for all our mastery over nature, are still animals. We need to nap and wander and frolic and utter strange noises. It is good for us to be weird little guys, which is something society is so committed to stripping away.

Tidal: Here is your 2025 most played songs playlist. Me: Thank you and you may as well just repackage this as my 2026 one too. Tidal: There...there's a lot of heavy stuff in here, are you su- Me: *Fingers to their metaphorical lips* Shhhhhh. Shh. *Smooch* Shut up , shut your mouth.

So glad Rudolph was so welcoming to his faggy elf friend

Transphobic Christians are missing something

Damn, that was some good harmonica. Never thought I'd say that.

im a one-trick pony and my one trick is being a faggot

Ever get so upset with flights going wonky that y write a full on one shot porn story to make the flight go by faster?

I cannot believe I've not posted a single lewd here. How has this happened?

We're all mold in god's dutch oven

At my cousin's for turkey burpy Cousin "Mowhawk, septum piercing, red wine, beard, winged back chair, legs crossed, hairy." Me "Yeah?" Cousin "You're a walking talking juxtaposition."

You drink pilk. I drink Pilk. We are not the same. If you know, I'm proud of you <3

The desire to get into this apartment complexes street view glass hot tub and press my dick up against the glass is unreal

When getting aroused by something you were not into, but a friend makes an interesting point about it. "I stand erected"

Sometimes I wish I had the confidence of an upper middle class white lady coming into our shop and mispronouncing the names of the brands we carry.

Real thing I witnessed right before my very eyes of @jackaloo.bsky.social feeding @auleop.bsky.social a bagel like a dog treat

When you make a dessert so good it makes you utter the sentence "Boy, my goodness howdy."

Watching Severed EnCE "Yes Daddy"

I bet Einstein felt a similar rush to what I just felt after bringing definition to his toes.

How have I never had a cigarette and a dirty martini at the same time before?!

These were incredibly fun to do, and they look so good up on that board!

DIVA DOWN

I just used a vape that has a gif of a sunflower playing a saxophone on it I miss cigarettes

who knew cum removed permanent marker from skin?

*tummy groans like a boat about to snap in half* Captain, there be ghosts in our steel

All washed, polished, and ready to sell 🥲 If anyone wants an '06 Solstice btw, I know a guy :P

It has come to my attention that one, if they do desired, could fill a Waterpik with pee. A Pisspik, if you will. Oral hygiene just got way more fun.

Diva down! 😭

Mothers are the original 3D Printers.

Also I have a radial arm saw now :3

Learning so much, very excited to see tests coming out so well!

I have never felt so wronged in my life xD

"Maybe survival isn't always the most important thing. Maybe this can matter too." 😭 If you've not listened to Unlicensed, I highly recommend it is such a fantastic story omggggg.

Been (slowly) learning Lightburn and playing around with the laser, very excited to have some interesting offerings here in the coming months. Huge thanks to @jackaloo.bsky.social both for the test art and for the support on this endeavor!

What are you waiting for, start collecting the bears @auleop.bsky.social

Heh Nice

Some #SwatKats partner swap. This is how it originally ended in the episode’s script. Source: trust me bro. . . . #nsfw #DarkSwatKats #T-Bone #Razor #ChanceFurlong #JakeClawson #SteakKnife #furries

Just the one

*shyly twirls my finger in my foreskin* So you like dudes?

Girl dinner

*pees in your can til you pie*

It’s a full moon and the Babs in the sky is looking so scrungly tonight @auleop.bsky.social

Does douching count as hydrating?

Showing @scrubfiend.bsky.social my human mustard dispensing skills to establish dominance

@scrubfiend.bsky.social makes me look way cooler than I am xD <3

Note to Self 3.0 ✏️

When a friend surprises you with something cursed, you know it's gunna be a good day 🙂‍↕️

What if my dad's dick lit up like a geek bar when I sucked it?