You can't fire me. I never worked here. I've just been squatting at one of the desks for the last fifteen years. I live off the cake from the office birthday parties.

it's especially funny because demand for air conditioning is highest when solar irradiation is at its most intense and you know what also happens when solar irradiation is at its most intense? solar panel go brr

New favorite song of the summer dropped www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SIE...

Beef Teriyaki Jerky Soda I miss u

When people see my Smart and get all "BuT iT's nOt PrAcTiCaL" Meanwhile here's me

Exact representation of how I dance. Do not ask me to dance. youtube.com/shorts/ha7ZH...

This chardonnay pairs nicely with the cocktail onions eaten directly from the jar

Move done. Getting baked and sipping wine on the roof with dad (@figgystar.dog) . What an amazing day <3

I see no lies here

Anytime someone follows me on tumblr

I scrolled for 15 damn minutes to find this again

... ?!

Molasses is just dessert marmite

I was just on the phone with my sister (midwesterner, in a small town, has never really traveled) and the topic of solar and wind energy came up. She started reciting far right bs about how they 'pollute too' and we bickered a bit about this for a bit

Oh Well fuq

Me up midnight gourmanding.

Best pic ever taken of me

The Crocodile Hunter #otter #crocodile

Everything bagel? No everything not bagel. In fact most things not bagel.

You can submit an anonymous comment as well. This goes beyond just our niche fandom.

Every objective study of LLMs have shown that despite people feeling like they are helping, they make work worse and slower vs "But I feel like they are helping"

"gavin newsom is the leader of the dem party" no he's not. that isn't true. "there are reasonable concerns about vaccines" no there's not. that isn't true. "The Star Wars prequel series is actually pretty good." No it's not. That isn't true.

one of the most powerful statements you can make online, and one I make all the time is from that one viral tweet. it's incredibly useful. just say: "No it's not. That isn't true."

It really is either you support trans rights or you support Hitler 2.0

Ah yes. Sniffing dick. My favorite hobby

I love wearing tank tops, but outside being in my house or at a friend's place, I've always been nervous my sweaty pit hairs would draw negative attention. I think I need to decide I no longer care. Anyone who does notice probably does because they're like me and going 👀👀👀

Quick Modo sketch to figure out how to draw him. DEFINITELY drawing him more next month for patreon, I love a man with crunchy proportions 😤

Reposting in response to puriteen discourse. We have gay pride because our queer predecessors rioted against the cops.

CW: incest sometimes, a dad can't help but want to show his beautiful boy off 🥰💜 even if it's a little embarrassing 👉👈 🎨: @ggtortellini.bsky.social did a fantastic job!!

Normalizing furries on social media has invited the bullying part of society into what used to be furry spaces, good lord

Dont be afraid of your sexuality. For the love of god do not shame yourself for a fantasy that provided comfort and complete connection to the physical space. Our lives can dull us, but our sexuality can resharpen our focus. You are a freak, and thank god. Better a pervert than a fascist.

Being sick should only apply debuffs if you try and go out. What the fuck do you mean I'm 'trapped at home' and can't 'get anything done?' This is bullshit

I'm gunna slather myself in Vincent's Steam Sauce (Vicks was not in stock) and got stand in the shower. If I'm lucky, I'll be able to breath. If I'm REALLY lucky I'll be able to smell again.

playing with dogs is ruff

Now how'd that get there

Into the Unwell is gonna be my game of the year... XD

Y'all don't realize just how hard I commit to the bit. Eating gummy bears off the floor is easy. Prepping soon to be cut off horts for a tail hole days before an event? Less easy. I've got a reputation to uphold though sooooooo

You don't need AI. You don't need voice assistant. You don't need a smart home. You don't need that app. You don't need to make it any easier for your everything to be out there. I do get that some things become less convenient, but is that convenience worth it?

The Slip 🦊🩲🐺

#abolishice #ice

sex and what happens afterwards comm for @rabbet.bsky.social and @aesopjackal.bsky.social #furryart

edu getting some musky bear dick #furryart

Me, suiting, baked: I desire a snack. *Eats singular saltine cracker* I would be absolutely wretched to kiss right now.

Whoever left their drink at the table near the elevators, thank you it was delicious and there were TWO cherries in it 🤤

I have the best dad 🥰