Hey @wired.com, I would love to read articles written by you, but the incessant modal popups, inline ad loads, etc, make your website fucking unusable, especially on a mobile browser

Next sketch is of @the.bigred.dog’s Sequoia.

150lbs by end of summer? lets DO IT

Its so cool to see them in person. The detail is amazing. I saw them set up in storefront window in NYC in 2009.

125lbs x 6 on the bench press, fuck yeah

[18+] At a large midwestern university a quiet fox and a restless heir bond over literature and something more, forming a tender first connection that shapes both their lives for decades to come. Today’s story is the first of two parts of “Echo” by @shusune.bsky.social. #FurryLit #Pride

Domestication training ~ I begged and moaned and whined "please" while they edged me on the hotel room floor for what felt like an eternity. I was utterly hypnotized into subservience to the group. 🐕‍🦺

It's crazy to think how much food was trapped in cans until someone invented the can opener

Dog Date

big snoots big snoots big snoots big snoots big snoots

HEY GUYS I ACTUALLY USED CALCULUS 2 TODAY

I might have ordered a small graduated cylinder so I can actually measure my cum volume >>

I wanna make a parody of ZZ Top's "LaGrange" called "Fiesta", and it's all about @furryfiesta.org

Pardon me Bluesky, but I have a need for vanity today.

Fuck Precor as an excerise machine company

PBs this week. Goddamn my arms feel pumped and fat

pup play but I'm training you to be a bomb sniffer dog

i wish i could quit my job and become a full time breeder for hire. tell me what suit to wear and what hole my bone goes into, and how many loads you want....

holy fuck post weightlift horny is OFF THE CHARTS ruffff

okay barbell bench press is remarkably easier than dumbbell bench press

for all of the wins I have been having lately, I have been feeling so insanely insecure. It's been so hard to recharge. Not sure what I need to feel confidence

Shamelessly stealing this idea from @fuzzyredbull.bsky.social: A furry art escrow service. For me, about 1/2-1/3rd of the time that I pay for a commission I never get anything out of it I have used escrow for large transactions in the past. Having a third party validate delivery could be use useful

"Toppers" where we put 🍆 into 🍑

i am so tired of idiot brogrammer accounts who suddenly found arxiv and post about every little paper as if its THE THING that's gonna break the current paradigm of <ai, computing, whatever gets them the most looks on linkedin>.

an average bluesky user

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Hi i am dog, just wanted to tell you as a pup I was enthralled with Balto and wanted to be his best friend and go on adventures together! It was inevitable that I would become a furry. How any kid got out of the 90s without being primed to make a fursona is beyond me.

YOUUUUUUU need snugs! 📸 @hypercat.me

The Curry-Howard Isomorphism is so fuckin cool.

pinkies out its fry day

casual 8km run last night. I actually feel really good. A fair bit of cool down walking and stretching after may have been my saving grace?

UUUUUGH what *IS* this???? Feta cheese? On a CAESAR SALAD???? 🤌🤌🤌😤😤😤

this last year has been such a whirlwind, oh my god leaving government was like the best thing I ever did

PAPER 👏 GOT 👏 ACCEPTED I AM GOING TO AUSTRALIA 🦘

Were you not yet assigned one? You have that sassy cat energy, let's get you a character reference sheet made up!

< ACHIEVEMENT > < UNLOCKED > - Two meetings on opposite coasts - - 12 hours apart or less -

ah yes that's why it's called a "red eye" flight 😴

walking freshly showered through an airport is a ✨ revelation✨

sup. i hear you like suckin dick.

This is *such a good talk* on pitfalls of "believing" in AI superintelligence. Long read or watch but its worth it. idlewords.com/talks/superi...

I mighta just accidentally nerded out so hard I will be helping frame a $20M+ program towards AI privacy and safety WHOOPS

holy fuck I would p l o w Tony into the bed omg

Okay ngl I am close to pulling the trigger on this little 10" Netbook and throwing Linux on it. tylercipriani.com/blog/2026/05...

political ads are usually soulless but goddamn they are leveraging AI so much in the production they are DISTINCTLY bad. Everything becoming this mess of "yeah thats average."

its also super fucking weird seeing things I went to school for being advertised on billboards and knowing enough to know I can't trust them, but there's still a thing there

It is oh so strange visiting places I used to live, but realizing they are no longer where I am from. They are so different now.

BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE LLMs, OUR COGNITIVE PROGRAMMING CRUTCH REQUIRED GOOGLE EXPERTISE AND THE ABILITY TO COPY AND PASTE THE RIGHT TEXT BOX FROM STACK OVERFLOW

So @shusune.bsky.social and I went furniture shopping yesterday. I saw a lot of dining room sets I REALLY like. And I now know why heirloom-quality furniture is such and why you can easily spend a down payment of a car on it...and it's a tempting thing to consider.

I am so tired of electric cars (or almost anything engineered recently) looking so utterly pathetically soulless. Everything is a radically optimized melted shoe that offers highest profit margins and no memorable experience. There are no new things, only next quarter's profit margins.

ah yes, Friday in the gym. If you aren't done with your workout by 0830, every retiree comes in and starts using the machines to sit, check their phone, and slowly do a 20 minute workout, monopolizing the machine the whole time