I'm conflicted but also these shirts aren't gonna iron themselves

Asking Google how to disable its AI is the new using Internet Explorer to download another browser.

This is literally me right now. I got a laptop to be a word processor and an excel machine, and windows 11 has bloated itself into nearly bricking that laptop that came with it installed

Getting that good scratch right in the ear 🎨 - @zephyxus.bsky.social

I know I dump on Product Managers but I think I get why they exist. I have had a weekly meeting for four straight weeks with a bunch of engineers trying to divine what the owner of the project wants, and no one can agree on inputs/outputs or interfaces, let alone priorities.

There are no new apps. There are no new ideas. There are only idiot product managers getting paid insane cash to ask CoPilot to insert pop-up ads into software I already pay for so they can frack whatever consumer surplus they can find and send it to some asshole of a shareholder.

I see we're right between Babyfurs and Poodling/"Ruining the Magic" on the furry drama cycle.

"Ban pup hoods, they are a bunch of porn-addicted furries" says the account of the fur who can't stop RTing pics of busty furry gals lol like unsure if thats projection or cope or what Maybe it's "ewwwww GAY people exist I only like straight christian furries" but my brain is too rotted from porn

If someone does not make and sell an "Indoor Paws Only" doormat, I will be disappointed

Saw Varsity's horns off! Short! A! WHOOOOP 👍

Water is back on after we got the plumbing replaced at the new house! My first thought: "hell yeah, now I can pee in all of my toilets." @shusune.bsky.social says this is a Very Doggy Thought.

I am about to crash out today. Only an idiot of a product manager could fucking think that I want a single keystroke to imply that I wanna use an utterly shitty AI search of my browser history and not to search the web. We no longer own our tools, they own us. Fuck you, big tech.

Dogshapes! 💙 #fursuit

Let's just say a Daddy Red Doggy fursuit is happening~

ATTENTION COLLEGE FOOTBALL TEXAS A&M IS NOT GOING 8-4 THIS YEAR #GIGEM #BTHOmizzou

If your bed has an IP address you deserve all the bad that will inevitably happen

@graysky.app Is there any way to make the App capture bsky[dot]app links on iOS? If I can't get GraySky to work I am probably getting off Bluesky because it's a useless platform for me.

It utterly pisses me off to no end that Bluesky is fucking unusuable in Ohio. X somehow is fine. Other adult sites are too. Yes I have GraySky but it does not incorporate into URLs, my phone has pretty much become useless for Bluesky. If I go back to X, that's why. This moderation isn't required.

all I am gonna say is why the fuck would you join a furry hookup site and only post pics of your human face, like actually why.

I believe that movie is a part of the Air Bud cinematic universe (there’s no rule that says a dog can’t be Santa).

This is the kind of Christmas slop that @the.bigred.dog would be into

PIRATE MISS REV

jesus christ do not fly through DFW, crossing my paws my plane actually takes off. Its been one thin after another for 90 minutes now.

special circle of HELL for people who use speakerphones at airports

Toppin ain’t easy

"why is the federal government so fucked up?" I haven't been a civil servant in 3 months and I got a furlough notice. Figure that one out.

wheeeeee. Stuck in DFW because congress is a pile of shit

🐾💙💚✨ #furryart #furrycommissions

(am big tuff wuff)

omg. @shusune.bsky.social just bought me the BIGGEST doghouse omg.

STOP STANDING IN FRONT OF THE WEIGHT RACK WHILE YOU DO REPS ITS NOT HARD

What’s it like inside your head?

follow the rules

F1 having the mariachi version of the theme song for the Mexico GP goes so fucking hard

TWENTY EIGHT UNANSWERED POINTS IN DEATH VALLEY HELL YEA #BTHOlsu

anyway bottom line is i do NOT have experience with successfully getting away with charismatic high-profile heists, so let's all look into someone else before even CONSIDERING me qwantz.com/index.php?co...

So like Friday is arm pump day and I never have experienced the feeling of filling out like this. Like there is very little flab. Its all muscle. What is this and why does it feel AMAZING?

Lucario and Arcanine are like, all the yes

OMG I need this pirate Miss Rev sticker omg

Do you people realize how humiliating it is for me that my failed “3-course meal” chewing gum experiment got turned into a sexual fetish? Why couldn’t you have gotten horny for everlasting gobstoppers or my cool ass flying elevator? Why do you hyper-fixate on my failures? Fuck you.

Boyo

i forgot how insanely horny working out makes me, jeez

God, Costco makes me *fucking hate* Boomers. A whole generation of fucking people completely oblivious to a world happening around them. Completely willing to play the victim card at a fucking moment's notice

With the AWS outage, now‘s as good a time as any to post this old strip.

So when are we gonna return to the world of on-prem compute?

wolf technology

better late than never, have some bicep-tober action done by @seintaur.bsky.social :>

So uh, off chance this dog will be going to NYC sometime in the near future. What's the thing to know about visiting NYC?