Thought I was being raptured for a second, turned out I just needed to let a fart loose. Fuck.

Jimmy Kimmel will be the New 'Joe Rogan of the Left' podcaster that weirdos were pining for a couple of months ago

Congrats to Jimmy Fallon. Number one in late night!

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

ok time to reset the timeline 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 BIG BOAT STUCK 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

this picture of a mom shoes off sprinting to the Mpls school: www.startribune.com/minneapolis-... By Richard Tsong-Taatarii for @startribune.com, which should be a go-to source for anyone following

My feeling is it's maybe an overcorrection on the re-rebrand

J.D. just wishin' a motherfucker don't say THANK YOU again

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

N: Stavanger, Norway E: Misawa, Japan S: Perth, Australia W: Honolulu, USA

Why does Trump's new head of labor statistics have a big ass custom made wall piece of the Nazi Battleship Bismarck

"Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened." – Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...

"stick to menswear"

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Bunnysters, this is a fake link. We are not playing in wonderful San Diego later in the year. DO NOT BUY TICKETS

“What perfect albums came out when you were 16?”

Objectively hilarious

The Kiss Cam at the Coldplay concert found me too

Sometimes I look at posts and think, man, BlueSky is starting to look a little Twitterish, but then I log into my Twitter burner and no, it is most definitely not. Reading replies to anything over there is just depressing as fuck. Lowest common denominator and Nazis and whatnot.

Pro tip: you can basically learn to make perfect, ganache-filled macarons in 2 minutes by asking chatGPT to summarize the recipe for you.

ICE now has a bigger budget that the Russian military. And they’re in the middle of an invasion of another country.

Never eat food that is either processed or non-processed

"Finally, someone singing about White Riots in a positive manner, it's like they knew January 6th was coming all along! Love Those Guys!"

Not too shabby Wordle 1,464 2/6 🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The at home assassination of a state lawmaker should be getting a bigger reaction from the President than someone throwing a rock at a Tesla dealership.

Canada is so damned beautiful. Average day, Kananaskis, AB.

Punk rock kid buskers (‘The Whops’, tiktok) near the Edgware Rd. They run into Paul Simonon, play Death or Glory for him. He asks if they know The Guns of Brixton. They do -

Not true. I see you're a luxury watch dealer. I'm also interested in watches. Let me show you how free and easy migration has allowed you to earn a living. 🧵

Secret location in the Indian Ocean, when news arrives that an American President is unilaterally clamping down on American citizens with active-duty American troops Mission Accomplished!

One thing that's extremely fucked up is that you have to look at the velcro patches to figure out who's U.S. military and who's an alleged peace officer. Because their gear is otherwise (in camouflage pattern, weaponry, and equipment) pretty much the same. It is NOT supposed to be this way.

Approximately two months ago somebody attempted to burn the governor of Pennsylvania and his family alive in their residence.

Thinking about the last time the USMC was sent to Los Angeles, but for actual riots www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/6/...

Pete Hesgeth — who wants to rename the Navy ship that honors Medgar Evers, a WWII veteran who landed on Omaha Beach — is using that same beach for a photo op in which he promises we will “never forget” the veterans there. What an unbelievable asshole.

DEFINITELY a movie I need to see www.cp24.com/news/enterta...

I am officially one of The Ancients, Keeper of Knowledge of the Before Time

Post you in a different era.

what it was like being Elon Musk yesterday h/t @thetnholler.bsky.social

Krasnov is getting uppity.