ZER VILL BE NO REFLECTING

How Olivia Reingold thinks computers work

In a functioning republic this would be impeachable all on its own. He's not just disrespecting Ms DeLauro. He's disrespecting us, the American people, whom she represents.

Live look at tankies and shitlibs going back and forth on whether it’s tankie season or shitlib season, when we all know the real answer is “Republican season”

“But it’s BELIEVABLE! That’s the important part.” - random Bluesky tankie account

Mexico gonna pay for this one too? #buildthewall

What are we doing? When did it become ok for mom to doomscroll on her phone all day but then I’m only allowed to watch two episodes of Paw Patrol? I just…[giggle]…you have to ask, who could possibly be behind this? Could it be Zionists? Can we even ask that anymore? Or is that against the rules now?

Law Enforcement has released the mugshot of the only known Reflecting Pool vandal to date.

At least 3/4 of the time when I hear an evangelical pray it's indistinguishable from the silliest Titus Pullo bit in HBO's Rome.

Whether you believe in a literal reading of Scripture or not, the takeaway from the Tower of Babel is that man's proclivity for evil and self destruction when our ability to pool communication and knowledge far outweighs the positive effects, and I think that generally holds true of the Internet too

If I load up a speedboat with kilo bricks of ranch dressing powder and try to cross the Atlantic with it to smuggle it into Europe, what are the chances that I get blown up as a narcoterrorist by Pete Hegseth? 🤔

If people poured corrosive chemicals in it why is there algae?

Advertise your Bluesky with a Simpsons gif

Good it probably should be.

These are deeply unserious people.

The mosquito who took over @chrislhayes.bsky.social Bluesky account:

Congratulations to Giorgia Meloni for dealing with the president like a dog or a toddler by imposing direct, personal, and immediate consequences for bad behavior.

The signing actually took place at Versailles Total Landscaping

Science hasn't gone too far enough

There's really only one thing people who look down on Dietrich Bonhoeffer have in common but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Live look at Bluesky anytime data centers come up.

Only one company can possibly save the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool now.

The "we announced a fake peace treaty because it was the head of state's birthday" thing is pure late Roman empire.

I don't know if there's a Butter Dish Alignment Chart but if there is my family members are definitely in the "chaotic evil" quadrant.

This meme is getting misused to the point of it becoming its own logical fallacy.

The mob violence in Berlin is appalling but Herr Hitler must recognize that a weak Jewish policy threatens Reich stability!

Using a Twitter screenshot to criticize someone else positing a Twitter screenshot is peek Bluesky.

Question: do murder hornets prey on screw worms? Because Trump 1.0 has the chance to do the funniest thing ever to save Trump 2.0's bacon here.

Chuckles here is apparently under the impression that Sim City is real life and you can just slap a pipeline wherever you need one in a few minutes.

This would actually be kind of fitting, like when a king or queen in Game of Thrones gets cut on the Iron Throne as a sign that they're unworthy of ruling Westeros.

So what you're saying is we should elect Pope Leo President

Half a meatball sub? In this economy?

I'm admittedly more theologically conservative than Talarcio is, and find some of the things he's said, whether for shock value or otherwise, to be fairly eisegetical. But it pales in comparison to the eisegesis committed on a daily basis by the likes of Doug Wilson and his Christian Nationalist ilk

I guarantee Trump does the boomer thing where he just turns dictation on and rants at his phone for an hour like it’s a kid that got dragged to one of his rallies by their idiot parents. I don’t see his stubby little gangrenous fingers being able to type all that out.

I think he meant "give them heil"

HOA's are always terrible to deal with until you get a neighbor like this.

I for one would welcome this sort of Presidential upgrade.

Hey Siri, was it the really good or the really bad Romans emperors who held gladiatorial spectacles to celebrate their own birthdays while the people struggled to put food on the table?

Insider reporting from an unnamed Minas Tirith official says the Mordor deal is “95% done.” The remaining 5% of negotiations are focused on Mordor destroying the One Ring and turning over Minas Morgul.

Good thing we have a 1.8 billion dollar slush fund for victims of government persecution now.

Oh I can one up that.