Ken coming back from lunch to find himself tagged a couple hundred times in a RICO thread.

lol

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What’s absolutely hilarious is that he sincerely thinks this will somehow help his party do better in the midterms.

What, Detroit?

Due to the increased tidal forces at work, obviously.

To be fair the entire country was giving approximately this same look at their TVs for the last 3 hours.

Have y’all ever seen the clip where Saddam starts having members of the Iraqi parliament hauled out to be shot and the remaining ones applaud non stop to show their loyalty? That’s the GOP vibes right now.

And then another 10 hours at night.

The look your wife gives you while your boys are incessantly telling and retelling the poop joke you just taught them.

My liver:

I imagine this is what it’s like being married to a furry with poor spending impulse control.

And I could be named the first Protestant pope but you don’t see me looking for size 13 red loafers.

By this logic the DoD paying 8.3 billion dollars for a B2 bomber is socialism.

I’m convinced that about 95% of the season’s budget for Great British Bake Off goes toward making the cold open for the first episode.

I’m still pretty convinced that Colin Allred is a Texas GOP plant.

Now on the left hand side of the screen rotate between videos of Americans unable to buy groceries, immigrants in detention, US citizens being murdered by ICE, and you’ve got your campaign ad.

This aged well.

Will no one rid me of these turbulent justices?!

These are the sleep paralysis demons you see after you consume a smoothie made with day old beef tallow and a batch of botulism tainted mail order electrolyte supplement powder.

The Trump regime's failure to understand how the Streisand Effect works over and over again is one of the many examples of how we basically lucked out in that the fascists we wound up with are at least incompetent fascists.

The Democrats would do a lot better if they said "voter ID actually isn't an absurd requirement, here's our plan to get a valid ID into the hands of every citizen free of charge."

Sure sounds like somebody’s got a case of the “being in the Epstein files” to me.

Roses are red They couldn’t get him to grin Cause when the picture was taken The poo started going back in

I wonder how my militia member neighbors in unincorporated Harris County TX would feel about me flying this in front of my house.

The root issue is that the 3 branches are supposed to be checks on each other, & through a combination of timing, circumstance,& decades of propaganda creating an absolutely unhinged voter base, we've arrived in a place where 2 of them refuse to police the 3rd. Hard to imagine modern society in 1776

The next AG? Don't threaten me with a good time Massie.

Otherwise known as “Fox News”

So publish the unredacted files and let the chips fall where they may. What’s stopping you?

“I said the same thing…but with a more positive attitude” - Hank Hill

I got put in FB jail when someone in a Honda Fit group asked “what’s for sale in TN?” and I answered “mostly meth”

Listening to Gen Z use slang is like listening to an Englishman call a cricket match.

Democratic congressional leadership should demand that everyone in their caucus deletes their accounts today. The more VIPs that abandon the platform, the more quickly it becomes an irrelevant echo chamber like Truth Social.

This is just barely the most racist thing this White House has done THIS WEEK.

I mean, about 83% of the American people wish we could sell him right now for a handful of pills from someone's medicine cabinet.

But the Baileys!

A wild Christian appears.

And the @whstancil.bsky.social Honda Fit driving simulator exhibit.

I read this passage and was immediately reminded of the Senator's post.

You won’t know the exact moment my wife is done with mine and the boys’ shenanigans, but there will be signs.

Sir, this is a Wendy's

Kid Rock is what happens when you mix Eminem, Toby Keith, the MyPillow guy, and pure hepatitis in a Petri dish.

I DECLARE GREAT POLL NUMBERS

I had my suspicions in 2024 when Allred played softball against Cruz and let him run away with it, but I’m pretty convinced now that he’s just a TX GOP plant.

I claim this comment in the name of America.

Discovery should be fun.