An absolute joy to spend the morning at Horizons for Homeless Children with @ocasio-cortez.house.gov and @mayorwu.boston.gov. Early education is everything and I am so encouraged by our educators and families leading the way.

So that explains why he’s trying to bankrupt the world!

Waiter: I think you forgot this on the table [Holds out a head of lettuce] Me: Oh no, that's just the tip of the iceberg

I think it would be at least a little funny if this got Jared a Nobel peace prize

I'm old enough to remember when they wanted to impeach Biden because Biden's uncle loaned Biden's son money to buy a car

This is how they obliterated 300% of Iran's missiles

Hey MAGA, are you tired of all the winning yet? #DonTheCon

it is important to emphasize that this was *the point*. this was *intentional*. elon musk is a vicious white supremacist who thinks poor african children ought to die, so that the world can be whiter

reporters being like “wow someone should report that”

Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

Post a classic work of literature. Wrong answers only. The Grapes of Wrath

This is how it works in normal, proper democracies all the time. We don’t have to tolerate the lies, bullshit, & election night horse race theatrics. We could just count votes & then be done & have all parties accept the results, like happens all the time elsewhere.

He fired the Secretary of DHS to catch the Attorney General He fired the Attorney General to catch the Secretary of Labor He fired the Secretary of Labor to catch the Secretary of the Navy

In honor of #EarthDay, here is a reminder that there is a bot account that posts a photo of the whole Earth from a million miles away, taken by the Deep Space Climate Observatory, several times daily. You can view all the images (and zoom in) here: epic.gsfc.nasa.gov

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

The message of the Right reacting to Virginia is the same as the message of "2020 was rigged": no victory by anyone but us is ever legitimate. We are the only ones allowed to win. These people are cartoon villains entitled to no respect and no trust. Rabid dogs.

NEW: on Patreon, I tried to answer a question about the "Trump staged his assassination attempt in Butler" conspiracy theory I've never seen asked: how did a dementia-afflicted husk have the skill and timing to pull off the fake of the century while risking death? www.patreon.com/posts/156107...

No more self awareness than a dog picking its ass in public

John Roberts’ Wife Made Millions From Bribes Roberts accepted $10 Million in bribes disguised as recruiting fees from Law firms with cases pending before the Supreme Court. www.thedailybeast.com/chief-justic...

The "No, not those IDs" gives away the game here. And Republican Judges have no problem with that!

There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Freedom is only a hop away. Can he make it?

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

Art but make it sports, but make it cats

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

Waxing Crescent Moon, the Pleiades, and Venus. 2041UT 19 April 2026. 🔭 🧪 🎨 #astrophotography #SciArt #photography #StormHour #ThePhotoHour

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SPATTER

All right, this piece has triggered me so I have to yell a bit (though this is bluesky, so I realize I'm just preaching at the choir):

I would also like to put a boom right there

I believe people in Dubai don’t watch the Flintstones, but those in Abu Dhabi do.

"Come all ye faithful, come, come all ye faithful You're my butterfly, sugar baby"

I dont want to rock & roll and its *still* a long way to the top

Exactly one year ago today:

AI promises to make everyone's job easier, unless you are Inigo Montoya

When Bluesky goes down it makes me grateful for all the people here who like and share my stupid posts You both are awesome

This fits with my favorite theory: allbirds aren't real

Pretty common for people to just pretend the Bible says what they want it to say

Archie + Bunker

Happy 30th anniversary to one of the best youtu.be/dXBEuQwy5NU?...

More like finite scroll amirite?

THE HOUSE JUST VOTED TO EXTENDED TPS FOR HAITI!!! Thank you, Rep. Ayanna Pressley for your leadership on this. Proud to help co-lead this effort for our Haitian brothers, sisters, and siblings. What a day.

Not only did the sons probably call ICE on her, the day after her husband died they took their dad's cars, leaving her housebound. Then they rerouted mail, causing her to miss a visa appointment & the utilities to be turned off. Tony and Gary Ross are going to hell. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/u...

Happy 30th anniversary to one of the best youtu.be/dXBEuQwy5NU?...

Im not gonna use the name Clavicular when collar boner is right there

LA! These kitties’ human passed away, and they need a new home! Please help them find one! Spread the word!

I was in Vegas for Halloween one year and waiting in line at a PF Changs was a guy in a penis costume. Old lady walks by and says "oh look, it's a mushroom!" Guy says "I'm not a mushroom lady, look at my feet" She looks down to see two two fuzzy testacle feet and turned an amazing shade of red

JUST IN: John Eastman, the conservative attorney who helped devise President Trump's last ditch strategy to overturn the 2020 presidential election, has officially been disbarred, per the California Supreme Court:

The nerve of the DOJ to call these prosecutions weaponized when these guys brought an arsenal of weapons including assault rifles and explosives, and they used Capitol police equipment as weapons in their terrorist attack.