was Ace Steel on that flight

Saying "This is fine" vs what you actually mean.

GARFIELD: CAUGHT IN THE ACT SEGA INTERACTIVE DEV DIV 1995 SEGA GENESIS

Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals

CLIPPY 📎

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

"I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman, but it just wasn't enough."

Just keep playing this on a loop for an hour.

MEGA MAN 2 CAPCOM 1988 NES

It's amazing how one day I can be so depressed I'll barely leave my bed at all and the next day I can be vibing so hard that I aggravate a long term knee injury by shaking my nonexistent ass to Dracula by Tame Impala. 😂

Happy Second Piccolo Day, y'all.

amagon, magazine screenshot & caption, game player's magazine (1989) archive.org/details/game...

🏗🫂💕🤝

This is just John Carpenter music.

You think that's bad - the 2 week deadline until his new healthcare plan is released is now into week 539.

WWE finally achieving their end goal with a tournament and title where wins and losses literally don't matter.

In response to John Cena’s announcement, TNA is planning on announcing the Tommy Dreamer Classic. You can advance regardless of winning or losing. The crowd will vote on which wrestler makes them feel sadder.

Going down the 16-bit water slide 😁💦 - Breath of Fire (SNES)

The President every 1 to 2 hours on social media...

Happy Piccolo Day to all who celebrate. As Dragon Ball dub trash, I of course observe on the 13th.

Saving Friends Labyrinth Zone 'Sonic The Hedgehog' Master System

... wait for it

If you’re a cigar guy it must feel real good to suck on a cigar while playing Balatro

I "upgraded" my TV lighting strips today and wasn't able to use them until I gave up a bunch of personal information to a phone app with a 2 point fucking 6 out of 5 on the Google Play Store. Love that. Definitely not the most subtly dystopian thing I've ever fucking seen or anything. No biggie.

Man, Discord delaying mobile notifications if you have the desktop app open is the strangest design choice? Heaven forbid someone leave their desk literally ever. Heaven forbid an instant messaging service actually message someone instantly. Heaven forbid a thing just actually function in 2026.

#TransRights

Sketch artwork of Sonic, from 'Sonic Mania'.

Existing inside of my mind has literally never been harder.

It must be hard to be Triple H. Imagine fancying yourself as one of the great wrestling storytellers based on a 2-3 year period bolstered by newfound nepotism and several GOAT level opponents. Imagine fancying yourself as one of the great wrestling storytellers but using ChatGPT to book wrestling.

This may seem harsh to some readers but I believe the Supreme Court Justices should be sent to a sort of Hellraiser type of dimension

Shout out to the seminal Nic Cage flick Vampire's Kiss (1988) for reminding me that there's still beauty in the world.

Can't wait to get my new passport!

John Q*bert Mellencamp

batman returns, screenshot, nes (1993) www.mobygames.com/game/38674/b...

If you want to know if I'm struggling with my cocktail of mental illnesses without having to actually ASK, ask instead if I've recently started a new Pokémon save because that shit's a Break Glass in Case of Emergency level coping mechanism for me and my tired brain. Say hi to my new bestie.

Well, Shudder remains the worst paid streaming service I've ever experienced, but ten minutes and TWO fucking free trials later I am FINALLY watching Joe Bob... on a ten minute delay. 🤠 Suck it, Shudder. #mutantfam

that's right vader, powerbomb america

Wait. WWE really just let some rich CHUD sit at the commentary booth and goon in silence during their biggest show of the year? Every time I start feeling like nothing they do could be gross enough to surprise me anymore they go and do entirely new weird shit. How do people still watch this?

Happy birthday to marijuana

Crash Bandicoot ass boardwalk

we all got jumanjied into monopoly

sex and violence vol 1, screenshot, commodore 64 (1988) www.mobygames.com/game/36176/s...

[hulk hogan voice] brother, i print and scan