Do you know who you won't find in the Epstein Files? Undocumented immigrants.

The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words: “Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.” That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition

Understand that the Halligan thing is 100% Pam Bondi's fuck-up. She could have appointed Halligan Special Attorney and this thing would still be alive. So it's not just that HALLIGAN is an incompetent bigot. It's that Bondi is too.

Walmart said their “cheaper” Thanksgiving basket proves prices are down. What they didn’t say is that it has fewer items & cheaper substitutes. Thanksgiving dinner is up 10% this year and some staples are up nearly 60%! New report from @groundwork.bsky.social, @tcfdotorg.bsky.social, & @aft.org.

We could have had Dougie.

There are at least two simple and easy answers: 1. Extend the expired subsidies or 2. Universal coverage funded by the government The fact they "can't figure out what to do" when the answers are in plain sight proves they are incapable of leading anything.

In honour of its proponents, I suggest that the Dmitriev-Witkoff proposal should henceforth be called the Dim-Wit Plan

I'm no amateur (and I was most definitely born after 1972).

Hey MAGA, Trump abandoned Marjorie Taylor Greene. He called her a traitor *because she came to the defense of women (then girls) who were trafficked and raped*. She was one of his most loyal followers. Do you think he gives a damn about what happens to you? Wake TF up.

It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends. We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over. We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.

Who remembers those early Palantir trades

A lot of the people lamenting Marjorie Taylor Greene’s departure from Congress—and celebrating her as some kind of principled maverick—are going to end up eating their words when she reemerges in 2028 to help lead a pro-groper, pro-Fuentes “America First” faction of the GOP.

The story itself is disturbing in that neither of these men has actually committed any crimes and their arrests were entirely based on a conversation overheard in a restaurant. The only non-hearsay evidence was a plane ticket, for which the defense has a legitimate explanation. Bullshit charges.

Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them

Depends on how long it will take Pam's goon squad to double-check that they shredded all references to the demented fat fuck.

Leak the Epstein files from multiple sources simultaneously. Now.

he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that

The administration that uncancelled swastikas yesterday wants us to believe that it is blackmailing universities because it is so sincerely against antisemitism?

while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

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Two things: 1. I've missed Buzzfeed quizzes being a thing 2. There was a time when I was absolutely a Willow or a Xander, and sometimes even a Tara. This feels like personal growth for me.

Now is the time for FOIA requests of his private communications to Pam. We know he's given extra-Constitutional direct orders to her through a channel his demented mind thought was private when he directed her to engage in lawfare against Dems.

The funniest part of all this is that he's THIS CLOSE to basically calling for universal, government-pais coverage, and if he ever did that, the GOP would fall all over themselves to pass it...or their heads would explode. Like, literally explode. Either way, that would truly make America great.

One is a pig, the other is a reality TV pig.

Leave it to an old disgusting deranged rapist who shits on himself to call anyone “piggy.”

From Gavin Newsom:

Kinda shows the level of elite capture in this country when the guy with the lowest approval ratings in history is going “hey you fat pig! I’m going to hamburger conference to say fish sandwich! Also not a sex offender!” and the news is just starting to be like huh wonder if this guy is unpopular

President Zelenskyy came to the White House, looking for help from his longstanding ally. He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough. Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi. He was revered.

In other words, 38% of those polled still need cult deprogramming.

Not a drag queen. Not trans. Not an immigrant.

I’m so afraid these women are going to be disappointed again. This is why they delayed releasing the Epstein files 👇🏽

This slug doesn't walk, he oozes. I wonder what would happen if someone sprinkled salt on this smug liar?

How DOES one do one's best to make sure one does not order the kidnapping and gruesome murder of a journalist whose reporting one doesn't like? That kind of self-control seems downright impossible for one known as a "supreme leader." 🙄

Fox News credulously reports that "the Saudis now say their investment pledge in the US will be increased to $1 trillion." THE ENTIRE GDP OF SAUDI ARABIA IS $1.1 TRILLION, so this is total nonsense.

I will never forget having to edit Jamal’s final, posthumous piece for the Washington Post, after he was murdered. He was calling for free expression in the Arab world. You can read it here : www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/glo...

Impeachment does nothing. ARREST HIM.

Also, you have to be a special kind of oblivious to expect good food from a national chain and to not have any local pizza joints in your speed dial. These people are weird.

Trump is weak -- that's why he's lashing out. His lame duck era.

I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.

"Little pig, little pig, let me come in!" "Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!"

Pay attention to how Mike Johnson is trying to shift the narrative today - he’s saying some Epstein files can’t be released because they’re intelligence products and would harm national security.

"But" Gym Jordan claiming to be for protecting victims and punishing bad guys is like a wolf claiming to be for the sheep and...punishing...other...wolves. Huh, it really is an apples-to-apples comparison.

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Why would Jeffrey Epstein kill himself in jail if he had this much leverage of the one person who could give him a full pardon?

The sense of entitlement would be impressive if it wasn't so offensive. They have really miscalculated their own popularity. They act as though they have achieved the level of thrall over the populace that their idols, the Nazis, had. They have not. They're still just cosplaying weirdos with guns.

The president of the United States is a POS