Okay this is a threat (from the Great American State Fair site)

[Al Pacino as Roy Cohn]: Cats! It’s about … cats, singing cats. You’ll love it!

I feel very certain Trump can’t name any of the Knicks starting five but can name every single cat in Cats

plot twist: the Easter Bunny is Filipino and has been saving this up for a century and change

Rob Manfred just claimed that fans like the extra runner in extra innings, but that’s not true. In a 2023 poll, MLB fans were divided on it, 38-39%. blogs.shu.edu/sportspoll/2...

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 25,1954

My comment on the Lilian Bonsignore nonsense

here is my horse: www.lawdork.com

welcome to the future, now your error-prone software can call the cops (this is an Anthropic employee talking about Claude Opus 4)

I’m on the Senate floor right now urging my colleagues to vote no on the GENIUS Act. There is no excuse for Congress to pass a crypto bill that will turbocharge Trump’s corruption and undermine national security, consumer protection, and our financial stability.

I feel like any reporting on the political charges against Rep. LaMonica McIver need to include the fact that Donald Trump pardoned Jan. 6 insurrectionists that brutally attacked police.

To put a fine point on this, when Big Crypto spent $10m to beat Katie Porter in the primary and elect Adam Schiff, this is what they were buying.

“Since I’ve rearranged my whole identity to call most people unclean and filled with vampire blood, their hugs seem less sincere. Separately, I have discovered the vampire-blooded have a new disease called Soft Hug Disease.”

Sufjan Stevens voice:

Likely place for squares to be

Good on them.

Thermostat goes brrrrr

Do you live in the district?

huh weird!

The TL is bleak but Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, donated her Tesla to @npr

this week I: *traveled in a private jet *visited mcgrath, alaska *was paid biweekly by leprechauns *somewhat agree *wrote a survey attention check

“After we’ve discriminated against, deported, or disparaged all the immigrants, the gay and lesbian and transgender people, the developmentally disabled, the women, and minorities. Once we’ve ostracized our neighbors and betrayed our friends… what comes next?” - Gov. JB Pritzker

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

The VP of the US responding to a journalist. What a great role model for our kids.

Rarely is the question asked: is our children yearning?

When I heard Musk say this on Tuesday, my assumption was that it was a programming issue. Because I can code and have written to databases and because I am familiar with other examples of default values being misinterpreted. Yet somehow Musk isn't.

This is absolutely insane. Musk’s DOGE crew just straight up *took* $80 million from an NYC bank account!

Just got a tip from a guy at the FAA. You'll never believe who is still getting new government contracts while all the contracts at the Department of Education and USAID and other agencies are being nuked from orbit.

Who up discussing the terms and conditions of they employment as protected by the NLRA

I may not be the most successful person I went to college with but at least the pope hasn’t told me I’m a heretic

uhhh lowering aggregate demand you say?

JD Vance spends all weekend shredding the Constitution like its toilet paper in service to Dear Leader only to get shit upon by Dear Leader on Monday.

Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt. Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.

This is so incredibly insane

I feel it’s important to publicly note that there is an episode of Law & Order in which S. Epatha Merkerson says “Crash Bandicoot”

I wanna vote for the Hyatt man for president

Fix your hearts or die.

The US Constitution does not grant the President this unilateral authority. In Illinois, we will stand against unlawful actions that would harm millions of working families, children, and seniors.

The banker is so nice

43,000 less cars. avg 300,000 more subway rides per day. It’s. Working.

Well… Look at the hypocrite looking for sympathy when he took joy in mocking others’ loss.

Yes, exactly.

I want to learn this so bad