Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.

MOTHER

Catherine O'Hara's death is upsetting me more than any celebrity in a while. For a bit, Moira Rose shifted the vocabulary of seemingly every gay man in America (or at least my friends) more than any character I can think of. Quotes, impressions, GIFs in groupchats. Aspirational delusion and charm.

@kevbuffdog.bsky.social relevant to our aspirations

Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

I had actually been getting into a consistent and motivated lifting routine the last few weeks only for my new gym to suddenly close because of some city permitting issue, fuck my drag lol

I don’t have quite enough yet that it happens consistently, but I loooove when my grays catch the light. I will peak in power only when my hair aesthetic is essentially “Tulsi Gabbard’s Wario”

what’s the opposite of dry January? I’m doing that.

OUT: Dedicated core work, indoor cardio IN: Letting my pent-up existential dread fuel endless leg days

Probably this one although there is some competition

Merry Christmas, here is a series of my parents’ dogs being festive and adorable

Okay which one of you boys jokingly asked Santa for 14 inches because I’m blaming you for this

I have a single solitary task left that must be done before I log off, it will take max 30 minutes, and I would rather saw both of my arms off 😃

God bless Cher for surrounding herself with these beautiful twirly fagguette dancers on SNL

Removing gender-based affirmative action would slash the number of men at good schools, and wildly more of the men who remained would be queer. Sounds like a great deal for the twelve straight men left and hell for the women who don’t become situationally queer.

I’m just sipping whisky, scrolling the 2026 Senate class, and speaking state names as wistful intentions while @nelsonesque.bsky.social looks at me like a crazy person. North Carolina…Iowa…Alaska…Blexas…Kansas!

Having grown up in Williamson County when it was voting 80/20 for Romney and sending Marsha Marsha Marsha to Washington, I have spent the last decade waiting for it to start shifting left the way other suburbs have. Unfortunately, I wouldn’t hold my breath tonight.

this is so…

Every time I stretch I'm like wow this rules I should really do this more often. And then I proceed to do nothing with that knowledge

I have seen The Hockey Butt and I have been changed. And shallowly, it might finally be the push I need to get back to lifting lol.

Friend took a picture out at a bar this weekend where you would almost think I’m a good pool player!

Last four games played! Bought a Switch 2, almost finally beat TOTK (just…Ganon…left…), played a full week of Hades II and was reminded I kinda suck at it, decided to try FF Tactics since I loved Advance on the GBA as a kid. And then you homos gave me enough FOMO to buy another damn Pokémon game 😅

Oldest selfie on your phone. July 2012, the summer before college!

On this first day back to work after a weeklong vacation, I need all of my coworkers to understand that this is how their emails find me today

I’m sorry but what the actual fuck

I watched THE FALL last night for the first time with a bunch of friends, and that movie is gorgeoussss. Also this group is an incredible RPG party, tag yourself I’m Charles Darwin’s coat.

Baked my first apple challah of the fall. Isn’t she something?

Happy October btw

happy "no, I'm not" season to light skinned, dark haired men

remember when the city was dead and terribly unsafe, forever? www.amny.com/nyc-transit/...

Every one of these shooters has turned all of America into a red/blue version of this SNL sketch, darkly hilarious but also makes me queasy: youtu.be/uS2eytYuE4s?...

Let’s see those face cards (hair up and down editions)

In the last week and a half I’ve had a long weekend in Provincetown, then hosted my mom for a night to all go to the U.S. Open Mixed Doubles final…

Fat cock Friday or something

But my dream concept album queen who *must* compose a musical at some point is Janelle Monae. Archandroid is just soooooo good, the universe is begging for it.

Okay I’m warming up to the new logo

I recently noticed one of my smartest friends getting negatively polarized on various things, mainly I think because he is now teaching early 20s youths he finds annoying. Views you used to agree with aren’t suddenly wrong because a rando Gen Zer expresses them in the most obnoxious way possible!

Obviously Skies of Arcadia but only if the gameplay is NOT updated ie is not made into real time combat.

Furthest I’ve been: (On a normal map, anyway) N: Inverness, Scotland E: Sur, Oman S: Cape of Good Hope, South Africa W: La Push, Washington, USA

Apparently the club by the gay beach at Asbury announces that it’s open every day by blasting Beyoncé singing the National Anthem??

thread

The cure to the male loneliness epidemic™️ is to recruit 10 friends and acquaintances to your plan to rob three Las Vegas casinos simultaneously, both to enrich yourself and to get one over on the guy who's with your ex-wife. Think of the opportunities for male bonding!

Apropos of this, something I think about a lot is that one of the findings of the Nuremberg tribunal was that a lot of what the Nazis did was illegal under German law. My point being: we don’t need to invent something after the fact when we’re cleaning up Trump ii. So much of it is illegal, now.