Wonder if anyone can see that I’m wearing a jockstrap underneath my scrubs #humpday

Some of the saddest (emotionally, not like pathetic) guys I’ve met have the biggest dicks

This song is now my whole personality until the full album release, sorry

Seeing my husband cry throughout the Hacks series finale made me fall in love with them all over again <3 :)

This was my husband’s favorite of the several post-pump gym selfies I took today, so everyone say “Thank you, Dan” 💪 #flexfriday

Saw this on a Reddit thread and it took me out 😭 : “Dee calls her out for not having a question, Stephanie then goes "I'm getting to my question" THEN JUST CONTINUES TO COMPLEMENT JONATHAN'S GAME WITH NO QUESTION Stephanie literally has two brain cells fighting for third place.”

Update: $2M and a FUCKING CAR?? 😭😭 okay now we’re doing laps on that full circle #Survivor50

Aubry winning Survivor 50 made me fucking cry. Her story arc from Kao Rong was so inspiring. I love an underdog story. And it came full circle to her not only winning but winning $2M. Sooo well deserved, queen. #Survivor50

#ThickThursday reminder to myself that I am indeed a big boy despite my body dysmorphia telling me otherwise

I think I’m in the minority here, but I love charli’s new track

So annoying when a great run is ruined by feet blisters. This keeps happening whenever I wear bombas socks. Anyone else have this issue?

Happy #fcf and May Day for those who celebrate

3.5 years in, and my partner still gives me butterflies whenever I see them 🥰

Whoaaa - somehow hit the light right and made myself look HUGE. This might be my new favorite mirror selfie??

Thank you hotel lighting and two mirrors facing each other. Don’t think I’ve seen my back like this. Kinda impressed with it! And the shoulders are looking pretty good too!

Fun times at the Trixie Motel

Overall, becoming an overalls guy #pittax

PERRI’S PREGNANT !

Oomf said that my 🍆 is “so pretty”. And I have been riding that high since. Here’s the pic I sent him that garnered that response: Happy #fcf

The new Lady Gaga x Doechii record has been on loop in this household all morning

ICE shot a man on the side of I-5 in California this morning. Before we even know if he's alive, ICE has a press release out explaining why he deserved it. There is no death penalty in this country for being accused of a crime. ICE is not judge, jury, or executioner. youtube.com/shorts/pfrVQ...

Getting milky 🍼💪🏼 #gay #latino #pecs

Me to my partner everyday

Me, a professional, at my work computer buying tickets to Honcho

A light 285lb 2x8 RDLs to start off the block. How’s this for thicc thighs?

More goal titties

Taking pics from this angle so you’d think I’m a giant, when in actuality I’m a gremlin

Short kings forever my favorite!

I bet this guy gives amazing hugs

Paying my #TittyTuesday and #TummyTuesday tax. Enjoy!

Thicc thighs save lives, amirite?

Me this allergy season

I love my muscle-tee from the #MayhemBall Mother Monster had so much good merch, I swear I was prepared to drop mad mula. I applaud myself for the restraint

RIZO! RIZGOD! I’m sorry but I HAVE to stan 😩 #Survivor50

@calvinloveinternet.bsky.social drew me, based on this photo. I am sooo honored whenever someone takes the time to draw and capture me. I’m a fan of his artwork / style, so check him out! AI could NEVER ! #supportartists PROTECT QUEER ART!

My Instagram close friends story saw it first

For my post-lift cardio, I learned the #statesideremix #dance for 30 mins and then proceeded to spend an additional 1 hour filming to find a video I liked •+• LOL

505 beltless paused single. 500+ LB BELTLESS DEADLIFT HAS FALLEN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ AHHHHHH!!

4-plate date! 405lb squat has FALLEN 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Beltless squat PR, BABYYYYYY

Been feeling like a big-back bitch lately

Squatted a beltless 390lb single this week, and I’m so proud of myself for this that I’m sharing it on here. Hoping to end the block with 4 plates AHHHHHHH 😬😬😬

Also, still thicc 🤭 #ThickThursday

Okay, was not expecting to see Survivor season 48’s Joe with a little belly to his muscular frame in last night’s Survivor 50 premier. I was 😍 and 😩 every time he popped up on my screen

Okay how do I get my boobies to be wider like this, hmm?

Oak: "it's time to begin your Pokémon adventure!" the Rattata on Route 1:

I loved this cropped carhart tee so much 😍

#TummyTuesday brought to you by tummy after a mutual stuffing sesh with reginag0rge. My gut had never felt so stretched, been so stuffed. 😵‍💫 😮‍💨