If RDZ wants Palhina then buy him. This is a test of the Lewis family. I suspect it will be business (or not) as usual. Haggling over a few million, then signing an up and coming player who will amount to little.

Everything is fucked

Then why am I barred from Pets At Home?

Recall the ref blew the halftime whistle as Saka was shaping up an NFL-style corner because Arsenal systematically abuse the norms of the game on set pieces, taking forever like it’s American football play calling. All it took was one sensible ref to say nah you don’t get special time.

Loving Lower the Flags. Every town needs a group ✊

Winning European trophies is not for everyone.

European trophies: Brennan Johnson - 2 Arsenal - 0

Gabriel’s dreams don’t come true 👍

Belated congratulations to Crystal Palace on becoming London’s joint 4th most successful European club 👍

My first week working at the Southend Tourist Board. So far so good. 👍 #VisitSouthend #Southend www.mylondon.news/news/uk-worl...

Nigel has got Carole on his arse now. He’s fucked 👍

Am I the only Spurs fan without a YouTube channel?

Are West Ham still massive? #coys

Billy Allison, founder of Raise the Colours, has been charged with murder. www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/raise-t...

Kenyon forgot to mention: - Church of England completely abandoned this building, empty for around 5 years - it failed to sell at auction twice - taken over by a local community group - now a hub with a food bank for everyone (all faiths) and a Muslim prayer room (not just a mosque) via Next Deals

I've just signed my name calling for the government to investigate Brits who have returned from serving in the IDF - you should too! @DeclassifiedUK.org secure.declassifieduk.org/page/189081/...

European democracy is under direct threat from foreign algorithms. American, Russian, and Chinese tech oligarchs manipulate the flow of information during elections. Their only interest is keeping the European continent weak and divided

"English Women don't care about their bodies and just walk around with their fat bellies and odd shapes pushing a pram at 16 in their PJ’s." Robert Kenyon - Reform candidate for Makerfield. Patriot. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

They need to be relentless about this. The right-wing would be. Find away to get financially forensic on his sweaty arse.

James Maddison gets this club and he gets our fans. We can be moany fuckers, but give your all and attack, then you’ll get support like no other. #coys

I'm getting in early. Spurs cannot under any circumstances sign Mason Greenwood. He was a RDZ favourite at Marseilles and RDZ will have a strong hand in recruitment. But I wouldn't care if he just scored 100 goals in a season. He beat up and abused his partner. HE CANNOT PLAY FOR SPURS #COYS

Right. Now sack everyone

I want to see a Trump style revenge tour next season. Humiliate all the pisspot clubs and their wanky fans who lorded it over us this season. We are Tottenham Hotspur ffs. #coys

spurs last season 38 points, this season 41 points, trust the process

Just saying #coys 👍

Harry Kane turned up in a final I see

Fantastic to see @thenerve.news’s investigation trending on UK Twitter. The crypto millions fuelling Britain’s far-right turn (the exact same playbook as Trump) requires much, much more scrutiny.

Romero back in the endz. He didn’t expect the backlash. Too late to save his reputation here. Ask Hossam Ghali.

We’re all River Plate tomorrow I’m assuming? I’ve always been drawn to Boca more, but I’ll make exceptions.

How are you spending your Championship Eve? #coys

One more reason to say #PalantirOut open.substack.com/pub/democrac...

Relax everyone. I’ve found my lucky badge. 👍 #coys

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

Instead of a lap of honor after the final whistle they should launch Vinai and Lange over the south stand from a trebuchet

That’s a dilemma for Yaxley-Robinson’s Christian Soldiers.

Can you imagine what they do to Palestinians? In my lifetime I’ve never heard of a regime as disgusting as this. Not even Apartheid South Africa. There was one before I was born that springs to mind. Absolute fucking pigs. #FreePalestine

These small actions can work. We should all be doing more. Take our country back.

That’s mad ⚽️ 🎉

New Reform councillors off to a great start by refusing to vote on anything because they haven't a clue what anything means, how anything works or what the fuck they are doing. Vote Reform, get lazy, incompetent, ignorant morons.

Let those among us who have not accidentally followed a fascist leader on Facebook in full on fascist gear... who's like the most obvious fascist... doing really fascist stuff... cast the first stone. #Reform

Switch to Ecosia. It’s painless and helps the planet.

We should just about stay up. But it will wring every bit of anxiety out of us as is possible. I’ll be so glad to see the end of this season. I’d usually watch West Ham be relegated with glee. Whatever. This must never happen again. And heads must roll, starting with the Gooner. #coys

This was always the most likely scenario. We’ll be ok ✊ #COYS

Richi didn’t make the Brazil squad I see

We are dogshit

We are fucking hopeless

At least Arse didn’t get to win it on the pitch. I’ll take anything at this time