If I’m gonna be asked about defence. My response would be; Who are our enemies? Where are we fighting them? What are we fighting them with? There’s no point spending £10m on a tank that can be taken out by a firework. If Farage gets in, it won’t be Russia. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ffs Man United

I’m starting to worry that I might get elected. This would be a catastrophe

We still have 6 games to save ourselves. If we’re gonna throw the dice, I’d go with some kids. This mob have forgotten how to play football. #coys

Could Mikey Moore have offered less than RKM and Tel this season?

I had a few Tizer parties back in the 70s. #Hungary

Farage is fucked 👍

6 games to go. It ain’t over yet #coys

Going down with a whimper. 3-0 is the same points as 1-0

Well, I have always wanted a lower league team to root for

It seems such an effort for us to get up the pitch.

Do these es-player pundits not know the rules of football?

Now take the brakes off

Has Richi got marshmallow boots on?

How is a hand round the throat legal?

Warm up Big Kev. This fella wants us relegated

That stadium is a morgue

Romero has been appalling

As we were but without the fatal errors so far 👍

Who decided that Britain has an immigration problem? It’s treated as established fact by the media.

Always children. They have lost their humanity. Pure evil.

Had some pre-match jitters over the years, but I can’t remember shitting a brick about a Spurs game before. #coys

Don’t do it to yourselves. They’re still 9 points clear.

This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥 Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.

The fella in the shipping container next to me has got a 6 foot cock in there. 🤷🏻

Has Israel ever tried being friendly to its neighbours?

Give me a ‘Hell Yeah’ if your team are current European title holders #coys

The fight against fascism started tonight. Politics is my thing. We all need to do our bit, even if it’s just getting out to vote. We must fight back. #VoteGreen #StopReform

Friendly reminder:

They should keep him in forever like Charlie Bronson. news.sky.com/story/ex-pre...

Why change the habit of a lifetime? #TrumpMadMan

Why what happened?

So there are quite a few lunatics out there then. #VoteGreen

Iran hits back on social media.

‼️BREAKING | Greens surge into LEAD (1st!!) 🟢 Grn: 21.4% (+2.1) ➡️ Ref: 20.9% (-1.4) 🔵 Con: 20.5% (+0.2) 🔴 Lab: 17.0% (-0.4) 🟠 Lib: 9.2% (-1.9) Poll: @LordAPolls, 26-30 Mar (+/- vs 19-23 Feb)

Jaw

British electricity mix at 9pm on 5th Apr 2026 🔥Gas 14.1% Biomass 8.0% 🍃Wind 35.6% Solar 0.0% Hydro 2.0% ⚛️Nuclear 17.4% ➡️Imports 18.4% Other 0.0% 🔋Storage 4.4% 🔌Generation 29GW Carbon intensity 103 gCO2e/kWh vs target of annual average 50-100 gCO2e/kWh by 2030

We’re not the only UEFA Cup specialists in a spot of bother. #coys

FIFA Peace Prize update

British electricity mix at 6pm on 5th Apr 2026 🔥Gas 9.1% Biomass 10.4% 🍃Wind 40.9% Solar 9.5% Hydro 1.9% ⚛️Nuclear 16.6% ➡️Imports 11.6% Other 0.0% 🪫Storage 0.0% 🔌Generation 31GW 🌍Carbon intensity 84 gCO2e/kWh vs target of annual average 50-100 gCO2e/kWh by 2030

This is what happens when 77 million people take leave of their senses and put a manifestly unqualified, unfit, mentally ill narcissistic man-child in charge of the country and the world's most powerful. military. This is what happens when the media 'bothsides' election coverage.

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This is like a school playground match

Extra-time, injuries and added matches

Translation: Net Zero threatens the value of our proprietor's investments. The world must cook for the sake of his portfolio.

Hope is working 💚 Make it reality May 7th🗳️ #Basingstoke #Hampshire #GreenParty