Is this the scariest fake Bluey and Bingo you've ever seen? 😬

We looked much better when Udogie and Odobert came on. Frank is being criticised for not starting them, but we don't know if they could play 90 after Tuesday. I think he'd have started them if he could. Instead, they turned game for us. Give Frank benefit of the doubt #COYS

Disappointing

Really happy for Richy! Kept his head up and that was a great header! Also happy for Frank! His subs have made the difference #COYS

So happy for Tel 😁 #COYS

Spurs can get something from this game. Some decent build up but lacking the quality up top. Johnson had it in the net but offside. I can see us getting one at least if we just improve that final ball and be more clinical - we're not far off #COYS

No excuse for Richy being offside. He can beat Maguire for pace. Needs to be clever #COYS

Richy fluffing the header chance earlier has typified this performance. Lacking quality up front. RKM needs to get into the game too #COYS

Disappointing goal to concede. Another mistake in the buildup. Got to stop these stupid, totally preventable errors. Didn't fear United scoring before we gifted them one. Still think I've seen enough to think we can come back to win this. Need to go through Simons more #COYS

Just turned on TNT Sports' Spurs vs United coverage and they're talking about Max Dowman and that other lot being favourites to win the Champions League?! They're outside the Spurs stadium with a lot of fans around them. Am I on the wrong channel?

There was a lot to love about Spurs tonight, including 4 decent goals. I'm happy for Xavi getting the assist (could have been more) and MOTM. That'll give him confidence. RKM missed a some chances but it was good to see he wasn't affected as his assist was top. A result to build on #COYS

Who went down to 10 men?! #COYS

And now Romero sets up Palhinha 😆

Micky 😲🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Gut busting, goal of the season contender! As good as Sonny and he's a Centre Back! 😆 And it was so good it healed Vic's hamstring 🙌 #COYS

Spurs can't ever have a straightforward game. Johnson off and Vic down is a massive concern - he's crucial for us! Having said that, protect him. Get Kinsky on!

Xavi starting to enjoy himself and show what he can do. Great bit of skill on halfway and then beautiful should-have-been second assist of the game on stroke of half-time. Hope Kolo Muani doesn't lose heart and bags a couple in second half #COYS

Im really happy for Xavi and Brennan. Xavi will get a confidence boost from the assist and our boy Bren has too many haters! #COYS

Loved seeing Sarr surge forward then! #COYS

I'm happy with the starting line-up, but our bench looks very thin. So many players who'd make their debut if they come on making up the numbers. Still, I think having Sarr starting is a huge plus and I reckon thus game is made for Xavi to start performing at his best. He knows CL #COYS

I'm only seeing negativity around Frank. Not surprising after a dire loss to Chels. But, I can't bear the misery. We're 5th having not played well at home. 10 league games without key players is a small sample Spurs need creative players and I hope Sarr and Bergvall get more games soon #COYS

The difference between British and American English is amazing. How the same words have different meanings. British scone = American biscuit American cookie = British biscuit British trump = American fart American Trump = rapist, racist, narcissist, imbecile to everyone #EpsteinFiles

Why are Spurs so bad at home but have done well away? It's like we have two different teams #COYS

Sums up our night when the ref stops our best breakaway all game

Sadly that pass sums up Xavi's tike at Spurs so far. He's a quality player but heavy passes like that show he's not cracked playing in England, *yet*!

Cant see this eleven getting back into this game. Xavi has been invisible. Richy totally ineffective. Not much from Johnson. Odobert, Tel and Kolo Muani?

Howler by Kinsky

Bergvall wasn't strong enough, got shoved and even managed to prevent Danso jumping. Needs to be stronger if he's going to mark one of their main goal threats

Sarr needs to start every game! #COYS

What's the point of playing both Palhinha and Bentancur if it's so easy to cut through us? Gave up nearly 30 chances vs Monaco and Everton walked though us just now. We need more threat going forward. May as well start Sarr #COYS

I really want Kolo Muani to show why PSG paid €90m for him only a few seasons ago and he's the only player ever to score in his first 6 games for Juve! He's a serious talent and he *should* improve our attack dramatically. He needs decent service though! #COYS

Republicans are destroying the USA's standing in the world. Trump posted a video of himself dumping shit on American citizens. Republicans ate that up. But they can't tell what's true, even when Trump's lies are so easily debunked with a cursory Internet search - or even better, read a book

Vicario has robbed a point off Monaco tonight 👏 No other player in contention for man of the match. We need to be 500% better ASAP if we want to win games again #COYS

Great interception by Johnson! #COYS

Cannot let Akliouche have space to shoot #COYS

Only one team look like scoring. This has been very disappointing from Spurs and we'll be lucky to escape with a draw #COYS

Vicariously has had a 10/10 performance so far. He doesn't deserve to lose this game so our team need to protect the draw or WIN THIS! #COYS

Time for Kolo Muani to stake a claim to be our starting centre forward, and never write Johnson off scoring a goal! #COYS

Archive Gray hasn't had a pass from Odobert. Good on him taking initiative. Now come on Pedro! #COYS

Cannot see this lineup scoring. Odobert has been liveliest but not a genuine threat. I'd like to see Pape Sarr, Xavi and Kolo Muani on soon

Spurs have got into good positions but the final balls have been poor. We're not looking likely to score, other than from Kudus' corners. We need to tighten up at the back as they could have had 2 or 3 if it wasn't for Vicario! Bergvall losing the ball means we should see Xavi soon #COYS

I'd have never guessed this line-up. Glad Gray and Bergvall are trusted, but I'd have liked to see Sarr start over Bentancur. The double protection he and Palhinha give is good but leaves us limited outlets through middle. I thought Xavi would start as he knows European competition #COYS

Who else queries the timing of the ceasefire? If Trump wanted to try and influence a political award announcement, this is when he'd want it. That would means he could have forced Israel into it months ago but chose to let thousands die until the moment it benefited him

If the orange menace wins the Nobel peace prize, the accolade will lose all credibility and meaning in the future. Trump has literally declared war on American cities, threatened his political opponents with imprisonment, cosied up to war criminals - he's a menace!

I really hope Xavi is at his best today and Tel bangs in what he creates #COYS

VAR is so shit. I can see it wasn't off from the replay. #COYS

Spurs have no clue how to play on this pitch. Now looking very very foolish not go play at all on this surface. 45 minutes practice would have given them a clue, and what tactics was Frank worried we were going to give away exactly?! The set pieces have been our only sniff #COYS

The Spurs players are so nervous on this surface. Constantly slowing their runs, checking themselves and taking tentative touches because they are so nervous of injuring themselves. Looking a bad decision not to do any prep on this surface #COYS

And as soon as we have a reprieve we have our hopes smashed against the rocks of depression by VAR. I hate it #COYS

Bodo worth their lead, but why didn't Frank make changes at half time. Our players don't look like they know how to play on this surface at all. Kudus on soon please... ... ... ... ... And then Spurs score 😅🤣🤣🤣 #COYS

We look so light up front with Richy starting and Scarlett on the bench with Olusesi and Hardy. At least Kudus and Xavi can change games, because this starting line-up doesn't inspire me with confidence in a notoriously hard place to go go. Still, always, #COYS