Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Providing good Splatoon commentary can be a challenge. Thats why me and @krakenmare77.ink will NOT even attempt to be good commentators for Low Ink Day 1 tomorrow from around 2:30 PM ET till end of day. Instead, there will be large quantities of shenanigans, jokes, and random off-topic discussions

If you’re a TO who has a streamed tournament, please dm me here or on Discord! I have a massive project I’m working on, and I need to ask you about something! Reposts appreciated :)

the only good way to watch riptide is doing it stereophonically. one stream for each of your precious ears (this post is best enjoyed using headphones)

I'm surrounded by shame apparently.

Could use some money to cover for groceries this week so anything would be appreciated, whether it be commisions, just sending me money, or even a repost to spread the word ;w;

Top 6 from each region. Some of these opinions are more fluid than others. Gens are ranked with the favorite being on the left.

Honestly this is a great point to highlight. The signatory representatives have a direct line of communication with SSC. While we don't get case details to protect victims, we do use that line to ask questions to SSC. Typically if something seems wrong, your TOs are speaking with SSC about it. (1/3)

If your willing to lend a hand, that would be great. I'd rather not have to over-extend myself and the rest of the available staff, just ask @splatoonlily.bsky.social about how exhausting it can be when you have to be there the whole day or even weekend lol. Send me questions if you have em.

scep took up the mantle of being a public figure taking action to make the community safer. and you know what happened to them? they got doxxed. they get attacked for any mistake. it’s a proven fact that we can’t keep functioning without splat safety. it’s not sustainable. it’s hurting good people.

That event made me lose a large amount of my drive and interest in this community. The damage caused both directly to those attacked and indirectly to others was massive. You just didn't hear about it because everyone was keeping quiet to try and protect themselves. I know I'm far from the only one.

Quoted post was something important many ppl don't know While I've never worried about myself (either because of my stupidity or because idc if someone leaks stuff/comes after me, u decide :P) it was really really tough to watch amazing ppl worry about actions that could be taken against them

The Flying Stingray (top right in the preview) got featured by the developers! I'm very happy with this ship, its not boxy like most of my colonies. I should 100% try some more unique designs in the future for colonies and ships.

Did you see our accidental edu-gator from the Odyssey preview blog? While alligators can't actually research, that didn't stop the RimWorld community.

I'm going to be honest, I didn't find a good clip in that set & I'm getting fired as a clip collector. BUT I CAN SAY THAT THE SNOWFLAKES HAVE SWEPT THEIR GROUP 3-0 IN SETS, 9-0 IN GAMES! So, to make up for not getting a clip before I am fired, here's my cat watching me rn:

I would make a political joke, but @hoeenhero.bsky.social knows where I live... (and would show up just to give me a disappointed look). 😞 The Snowflakes have won 3-0 over meowing in Canada! The Snowfakes vs. Shrimp Postures on stream rn! Heres the lead taking push from The Snowflakes:

ah yes, apple pie, one of my fave Pokemon

After nearly over six months of Splatoon comp experience, I finally feel like I have the authority to share this. I'll keep updating as I learn and experience more <3

Do you like chaos? Do you like Splatoon? Is your favorite number 77 (*cough* @krakenmare.bsky.social *cough*)? You should watch SOS 177 tonight with me and kraken on the mic. I can't promise high quality commentary, but I can guarantee we will have plenty of fun and shenanigans!

130 team Low Ink!? The community is supposed to be dead!

*Start writing up notes and marking people as ineligible in verification system*

Today on IPL Staffing:

Heading on the mic with @KrakenMare77 to commentate Division 4 of the CCA finals! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnIb...

...And we took that personally (love u person who said this 💙)

There is a narrative that Low Ink teams won't play in tourneys above Low Ink. Out of the teams that signed up in Oct, I checked to see how many played at least 1 open event the past 2 months. 55 did 34 didn't Of the 11 alpha teams from Sept that signed up for Oct: 9 did 2 didn't (More below)

Blast from the past I was asked to dig up earlier today. Its been a long time.

10 games to get to know me 🌴 Pokemon Emerald (all the others are good too) 🐙 Splatoon 🛖Rimworld 🚀Elite Dangerous 🌌Stellaris 🌀Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia (good side series) ⛏️ Deep Rock Galactic 💥 Helldivers 2 ⚔️The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (honorable mentions to BOTW/TOTK) 🌍Eco

Hello #compsplatoon ! Do you want to help stream tournaments? Do you want your tournament streamed? Well the Splatoon Broadcasters Server has you covered! discord.gg/E5Q93aMKtm We are the best place to connect TOs with staff and help you find wonderful resources! Join us! TY for sharing!

It is really fun getting to see all these teams/players celebrating their success in SOS tonight. This is the sort of positivity the community needs more of. Also ty to any TOs reading for running a smooth event! #compsplatoon

I know for a fact a number of TOs are very mad, frustrated, and discouraged right now. Some have told me they don't think the community cares. This worries me. But I know that twitter isn't representative of who we are. Do me a favor, and thank your TOs after playing in an event. #compsplatoon

I honestly should start using this site more. I don't really have much to say or do too often, but I will ask if anyone has advice for getting a good and interesting splatoon feed going.

Things are looking up right now, hopefully they stay that way and we can get things moving sooner rather than later to preserve the comp community.

Low Ink staff shenanigans that occurred when Brush (Head TO) can't tell me what time the tournament starts at (was hilarious honestly).

🎃Some spooky fun is around the corner~🍬 🕯️However, no scares will stop us from running some fun #Splatoon3 Tournaments this month!🕷️

Did you know that Low Ink has been running for 5 years? I can hardly believe it myself but its true! Come celebrate with us by signing up for its newest iteration: Low Ink October 2023 taking place on the 21st and 22nd at 1 PM ET! Signup at: play.iplabs.ink/li

Hi There 👋 We're not really on Blue Sky yet. For now, you can still find us over at twitter.com/IPLSplatoon/

Hello World!