My brain has been weird with Splatoon lately where I dread opening up the game and don't wanna touch it, but as soon as I do I immediately have fun and remember why I play it. It just sucks because the desire to actually START isn't there, so I have to force it

The Three Musketeers are triumphant yet again (we will not be elaborating which of us isn't a musketeer)

Have you guys ever wondered what a 2 hour long game of zones would look like? Come watch us play a custom Splatoon TTRPG :)

every day we get closer and closer to returning to peak (teamspeak)

r1 bo3 no zones whats happening

bye toronto :(

Commentating first block of Torontoroka with @cyrenbanshi.bsky.social!!! Come watch some good ol' fashioned Canadian Splatoon: twitch.tv/splatoontour...

Having to say "and across Canada" cuz my ass flew all the way to Tronto lmao Catch me commentating and competing tomorrow :)

Headed to the airport for Torontoroka :)

insane patch notes to wake up to... and of course i'm leaving on a trip when they come out 😭 gonna get to learn how the new update feels when i'm playing at torontoroka lmaooooo

WHY IS THE DYNASTY WARRIORS ORIGINS DLC $50

hey can teams start making moments like this happen more often so I can lose my mind while commentating

I keep getting the urge to go back and start playing online/multiplayer games I used to play but I know that I have zero self control on playing a game a normal amount and don't wanna commit to actually playing them forever, ugh

nintendo reminding me i only play one game

Which Splatoon game do you think will come out next?: - Splatoon Raiders - Splatoon 4 - Splatoon 1 remake - Splatoon 3 2 - Splatoon 0 - Splatoon GO! - Splatoon 3.5 HD Remix

opened twitch and saw that a bunch of streamers are live at a con, and frame 1 i recognized the chairs from the kalahari just from the thumbnail of one of the streams, am i cooked

snuppy finding out they're a vampire:

for anyone wondering how lantern finals went tonight #splatoonclips

Hey folks! In preparation of planning upcoming Splatoon events for us Maritimers, we've thrown together a form to help gauge interest for our lil community. This form is for any Splatoon enjoyers living in the Maritimes, OR anyone who would be interested in traveling here! forms.gle/f2kwyeEmGmuN...

multiworld randomizers are great because in what other scenario can a group of people be simultaneously be playing hollow knight, osu, rogue legacy, super metroid, and garfield kart all at the same time and have it actually be a collaborative effort

still looking for +1 for Torontoroka with me, @localshark.bsky.social and @hitw.ink. an aggro frontline would be preferred, but we will also take any midline that is able to fight. dm me on discord @almojo if interested. prefer d3-4 level but can compromise for less cuz it IS a lan. #compsplatoon

I'm not usually one for making New Years resolutions, and I'm not gonna drop my whole list of things I have planned, but this year my goal is to stop overthinking and letting ideas sit and die. This year is gonna be all about not thinking and just doing. Gonna actually make things happen this time.

with the year wrapping up, i think it'd be nice to talk about all of the projects i've worked on this year!

most average wiper interaction #splatoonclips

I finally caved and bought nubby's number factory. i've done a whole 2 runs so far and i've won both of them. all of my roguelike training has brought me to this moment

still thinking about the steam game i got gifted in a white elephant last night that i found out my PC has too much ram to be able to run the game without crashing it

Ok so I was not expecting us to be the ONLY team that got 0 wins the entire event... So uh... I'm just gonna drop $200 for RAICES instead :)

I'm LIVE playing in R4R today, with team Quote Unquote, come check out a cool tournament for a good cause! I'm donating $10 (canadian) for every game we win: www.twitch.tv/hammyinthewall

Power keeps cutting out all week and they have a scheduled power outage and it doesn't even go out... neat.

The VOD of episode 3 of #criticalinking is up now on YT! I feel like the topics in here are important to keep in mind as both competitiors and organizers, and I'm hoping we can continue the discussion on proper competitor conduct going forward. Check it out here: youtu.be/WPWg4pEzZeQ #compsplatoon

Critical Inking is returning TODAY, in AN HOUR from now. I'm going to be discussing what a tournament is, and specifically what the 3 necessary things for a tournament to function are; organizers, competitors, and rules. More specifically, what are the responsibilities of these 3 things? Link below

Waking up and seeing a LOT happened after what I posted last night... It seems like things have immediately deviated and it seems like a lot of folks who aren't TOs are just kind of bandwagonning...

once again begging splatoon TOs to enforce your rules and stop being lenient

Broke 1000 achievements this year, we're so back

Next in our Raffle Highlights is @snuppy.art ! An e-liter believer, one lucky winner will receive a halfbody art prize from them!

imagine if there was a game like splatoon but you didnt have to paint the map and you never went into squid form and instead of shooting ink you shot bullets

bro what happened in super jump 7 i was too busy commentating cca

Eagle-eyed viewers who have spotted the HammyInTheWall avatar in the promo video will know that my ass WILL be competing in this

It's been nearly two months since I've commentated... I should probably fix that. Going on the mic now for CCA Circuit Season 2 Finals for division 4 with @2spicybm.bsky.social, come check it out: www.twitch.tv/splatoontour...

we love x rank clam blitz bluefin where nobody scores and it comes down to tiebreaker

I love that thing when theres a song you love and listen to it a lot and then forget it exists for years and finally stumble upon it again and remember how much of a banger it is. Very specific but it happens to me every once in a while and it rules.

the sounds that came out of me during this are sounds i have never made before... my mic was peaking the entire time so nobody heard any of it

what if comp splatoon players and teams moved to linkedin

playing x rank on day 1 is funny

Carthaginians during the Punic Wars:

every day i think about posting more and making more things (and then don't)

NA League ladder loves to ignore scores, we'll be 1-2 and go against a team that's 3-0

i'm so bad at trying to rate things about myself and i have no idea if the perception of myself actually matches what anyone thinks about me... like dawg idk how relevant i am

Update 2: Left my car at the shop for a few days, got it back, paid $1500, the problem was NOT fixed whatsoever.

it's been a full month since i've last commentated, am i washed