i wanna point out that snuppy sent me this image this morning but laid down at 8pm and has been asleep for 2 hours

preparing to lock in to spend the day grinding out some work just to find out one of my supervisors broke the live spreadsheet I needed to use to get all of said work done

looking out the window longingly thinking about momocon

IN OUR OWN ROOM???

Upcoming company party is karaoke and I have to fend off every fibre of my being telling me sing "Tequila" in order to not be ostracized by my coworkers

my job loves to not include me in email chains that involve me driving 5+ hours and only letting me know day-of

slept for 13 hours ama

This will be a case study of what happens to my brain if I commentate from midnight to 8am

Notice how nobody has named any Reeflux players yet? We live in a society...

I'm commentating (one of FIVE POVs of) LCS 2026 w/ @carnivai.bsky.social!!!! Real gamers are watching LCS tonight: www.twitch.tv/splatoontour...

email flight price tracker may have bugged out

CHAT vampire crawlers came out today

happy splatoon raiders day to those who celebrate (i still probably won't be buying it)

Realized I never actually mentioned this publicly, but as of a week ago I have left Los Inklings. A few people who found out via roster pages or team recruiting posts have been DMing me asking so I wanted to let y'all know, and I guess give some personal updates as well for anyone curious

snuppy got me to watch all of digital circus in one sitting so now i can be "hip" and "cool" and "swag"

I just received a phishing email from the future? The sent date on it is April 20th, 2026... These scam artists are getting fancy

Ok so while playing Borderlands 2 suddenly all of my monitors went black for like a minute, and when everything came back my audio settings on my PC got reset to default, my desktop/taskbar went away, and it reset the cookies/settings on my browser.... How does this happen???

every time i see NS on the timeline it's always stuff like this

apparently nasa launching a rocket on april fools day while i'm also at work, is it anything interesting

thinking back on old projects i worked on and remembering when I used to be smart and relatively productive oops

Chat I wasn't planning on going to Momocon but the flight prices just dropped drastically 😭 why does not going to LANs have to do this to me

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LIVE with Canuck Commentary, TZS vs. BFSC GET IN HERE!!!! www.twitch.tv/hammyinthewall

making a shitpost that is truly pushing my PC to it's limits

Even knowing the people who work on the #sws26 production and seeing some of the WIPs and background stuff, it still blows me away just how insanely well made it all is and how amazing it turns out. It almost feels like we have money and sponsors, it's nuts

making a last minute low ink pickup calling to me like the green goblin mask

The 20XX preshow is going LIVE! Come watch us yap for a while :) www.twitch.tv/dappleproduc...

i wanna give a quick shoutout to my pants for EXPLODING WHILE I WAS AT WORK. it was a very cool time travelling home.

GO GO GO GO!

THE FIRST EPISODE OF CANUCK COMMENTARY STARTS TONIGHT IN LIKE 45 MINUTES!!! Come chill with myself, @goldp4.bsky.social, and @yoshido8.bsky.social as we make fun of some of our div 9 friends :) #compsplatoon #canuckcommentary www.twitch.tv/hammyinthewall

attempting the 9 games trend is reminding me that i have such little emotional attachment to games... it's rare for a game to actually impact me enough to be more significant than "i played it and had fun"

social media apps love to show me videos of niche sports (carjutsu, pillowfighting, powerslap, etc) and now its showing me darts and how tf is darts this much more hype than comp splatoon??? are we cooked???

Ok so week 1 was a flop because all of the Canucks (myself included) were busy but this time for real we lock in :) Make sure to get in touch to get your matches casted by us!

help! i made a multiplayer game and it's failing... i: 1. fired most of my devs on release after the game launched successfully 2. couldn't push updates so players left due to poor gameplay experience 3. fired more devs and added overpriced cosmetics 4. added AI features where did i go wrong?

Gamers, it's time to yap

#compsplatoon #splatoonclips #cactusmontage I decided to hop in the Splatoon montage contest hosted by @glitchedcactus.bsky.social cuz I wanted to learn some new editing skills and need a reason to make more things Check out my montage here: youtu.be/HvUQkPo_Bxs

I forgot about the LUTI fantasy league so I opened it up now and I solved the riddle faster than it took me to solve the word search I am very proud of myself :) and honestly the LUTI fantasy league riddles are always peak, we gotta start paying whoever makes them more than whatever they make now

Reminder to folks as you're getting your LUTI week 1 matches scheduled and planned out to submit them to be featured on Canuck Commentary :) #compsplatoon

i just ate a tootsie pop and there was no tootsie roll filling inside of it, just a solid sphere of hard candy... someone should get fired for this

Now that the LUTI divs have been announced, I'd like to present to y'all my new #compsplatoon couch commentary project: Canuck Commentary! Have you ever wanted your LUTI sets commentated a bunch of canucks who'll make fun of your mistakes and ramble unintelligibly? Find out more below ⬇️

man, sometimes I wonder what life would be like if i stuck with rocket league instead of going with splatoon

uh oh

i think its really funny that one of the greatest music genres to ever exist is "two french dudes"

deadlock is awesome cuz you'll be winning and then 4 of your teammates will disconnect

why is leaving this province so damn hard? getting advertised tickets to new york that fly to ottawa, then toronto, then new york. quite literally we have direct flights to new york. why is 3 planes there and 3 planes back the cheapest option???

My brain has been weird with Splatoon lately where I dread opening up the game and don't wanna touch it, but as soon as I do I immediately have fun and remember why I play it. It just sucks because the desire to actually START isn't there, so I have to force it

The Three Musketeers are triumphant yet again (we will not be elaborating which of us isn't a musketeer)

Have you guys ever wondered what a 2 hour long game of zones would look like? Come watch us play a custom Splatoon TTRPG :)