Splatoon Stronghold is excited to announce its newest community resource--an interactive map showing you where the nearest upcoming LANs are taking place! Finding a LAN has never been easier! #splatoon #compsplatoon Read more: www.splatoonstronghold.com/news/lan-map...

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In the November 2025 vote, the top third of TOs by tournaments staffed passed with ~12% less than we'd expect for non-staff with similar scores per tier. Result isn't statistically significant, so it's not conclusive. But it is suggestive.

FINALLY! We have signed up for LUTI season 16! We will keep our streak of making eve- What, you're telling me it's Season 17 now? HOW DID WE SIGN UP FOR SEASON 16?!?!!?!?

If this mf don’t get +1 we are actually trolling so hard

Oh shit oh fuck oh shit

Whoever made crableg needs to be cut from the dev team. Worst map i have ever played on.

We are trying something new this time around with scheduling. Having additional help will help us get more matches (and give Kyon and myself more time to, you know, breath). We truly appreciate anyone who can help out.

Were all going to Wahoo World!!

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These AI heavy commercials are getting ridiculous

Drake "Drake Maye" Maye has shown he is truly as good as Tom Brady

SOCALLIE: Glacial Gala WINNERS FINALS!!!! 🔥 www.twitch.tv/splatoontour...

Ran into my first cheater of Splatoon 3....

It's 2am and IM CRASHING OUT OVER STARDEW VALLEY THIS IS SUPPOESD TO BE A CALM GAME!!!!!!!! THANKS @mewtwosmileyface.bsky.social & MOKU /lh

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

"a cabal of sadistic billionaire pedophiles have their hands in basically every bad thing in western politics for the past decade" sounds so insane but like??? its just true???

Things I miss in 2026:

There’s pissed off, and there’s marching in negative temperatures pissed off. Let’s go Minnesota

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

FUCK ICE.

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Sorry babe, the next two Valentines days are canceled. This year, we have Eggstra Work, and next year we have the Super Bowl

The Prime Minister of Belgium speaks:

Texans offense: You can win. *gives ball to Pats* Patriots offense: No, u can win. *gives ball to Texans* Texans offense: Na, seriously, u can win. *gives ball to Pats* Patriots offense: WE INSIST, u can win. *gives ball to Texans* Texans: WIN THE DAMN GAME! *gives ball back*

Idk what is, but this one.... this one hurts just so much more than any other. I just can't put my finger on it

I love that Joe Buck has more and more become enjoyable to listen to and less of the bland, boring guy. Still good on the call, but actually adds fun and spice to the calls these days.

Abolish ICE

I'm bringing both Terrible Towels with me today. 💯🏈

I know it’s not as immediately understandable as the ICE stuff but the sitting president’s administration threatening the independence of the federal reserve is probably one of the most consequential things he has done and that’s saying a lot.

"I'm glad I'm not a @greenbaypackers.bsky.social fan right now, I would be on suicide watch" -A Jets fan friend of mine

watching 🍍 stream of area cup and all of a sudden NA players

Great splats, everyone! Thanks to @rankohoshino.bsky.social for raid and @hectorperryman1399.bsky.social for bits! We sent our love off to @krakenmare77.ink! Seeya tomorrow for SPLATFEST! www.twitch.tv/krakenmare77

STEELER BULLSHIT IS REAL

I said this with Big Ben the last few years... CAN WE JUST RUN HURRY UP THE ENTIRE GAME?!?!?! Rodgers (& Ben) know how to run the offense better than our coordinators!!!!

Do you know where Myles Garrett is? We don't worry, if u watch a Browns game the last 3 weeks, EVERY FUCKING SNAP U KNOW WHERE HE IS, EVEN ON THE SIDELINES! Jeez man, ik it's an awesome record but it does not need mentioned EVERY SNAP!

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

total and completely republican victory over the democratic party

Happy New Year everyone! 2027 will definitely be our year.

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

With the recent information that has dropped, we as a community need to make sure that folks across the community have heard about this, like they heard about the original accusations. It's one small way we can partly pay back Gem for the hell of a year+ he's had to deal with. #FreeSquidSchool

Idea for 2026: Every month play with at least 3 people I've never met before in tournaments By the end of the year I'll know 36 new ppl in the community Perhaps make content abt it? 👀

I want to point out is that when SSC dropped their video. Six proceeded to aggressively love bomb damn near every person on bsky who was a tiny bit skeptical. She managed to sow enough doubt in ssc that I think a lot of people failed to properly engage the video with an open mind.

Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I would highly encourage ALL people in the Splatoon Community to read this. If you have ever Supported Gem / Squid School in the past and heard about the serious allegations put against him. I personally believe he is innocent and I think its such a shame that this escalated this far.