retvrn to mystery stories based around the actual mystery and not whether the detective is sad and/or wet

New Epstein photo release? Gonna need to steal another oil tanker.

Look i'm not going to tell you your job. But if your shop front says "kebabs and chicken open to 1am" then you should both be open to 1am AND sell kebabs. It's basic science.

i stand by this statement every year

OK spoilers for S-M: Miles Morales. Seeing Peter and pre-Ock Doc at Oscorp? I wanna cry now...

The thing about this kind of threat is that you sort of rendered it meaningless by having never stopped in your campaign of airstrikes to begin with.

Every single political cartoonist in the world is currently drawing a picture of the US seizing Santa's sleigh.

also, this is a world class "god dammit, Terry" moment because you get the "rebel without a cause" joke and then you think about it for a minute and you're like, wait a minute, this joke is about a movie starring James... Dean god DAMMIT, Terry

This is the greatest thread in the history of this app. Thank you.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

The world would be better off if the Palestinians just didn't exist, says former president of the United States

Israel does not believe any other country in the region has any right to sovereignty, or borders, or airspace, or protection from the Israeli military. Israel's posture, aka Israel's illegal occupation of Syrian territory and its repeat attacks towards Syria, is entirely consistent with this.

People like to analogize Israel to a friend with alcoholism but frankly this is extremely and so needlessly exculpatory to the point of being offensive.

'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.' Photograph by Daniel Ibanez

Just as well im not planning to go to the US anytime soon. Trump can go fuck himself.

Really rather surprised that Badenoch is apparently opposed to the decision to remove Shamina Begum's citizenship, preventing her from returning to the UK.

@soverybritish.bsky.social, in the shop at Kew Gardens!

I don't know why I haven't made this before now.

I’m the horse 😜🤣🖕

"Pictsie" is in and of itself, both a brilliant and an hilarious, hatful of amalgam.

So ad breaks then.

I think Tarantino can be an interesting filmmaker, but I've wanted him to shut up with his "master of all cinema history" bullshit for years. It delights me that going after Matthew Lillard is what finally got movie fans to collectively tell him to fuck off.

In a back channeled "offer" to the International Criminal Court, the United States proposed dropping sanctions on ICC officials if the Court •Dropped charges on Israeli officials and pledged not to indict anymore •Stopped investigating crimes in Afghanistan •Amended the ICC treaty the ICC said: no

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

The Nobel people should start a football prize and just hand it to some random tennis guy

2018, Russia: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I'll just wait four years." 2022, Qatar: "Fuck this, I'm not watching a World Cup in a fascist country. I guess I'll wait another four years..." 2026: So I guess the joke is on me.

Everyone should boycott Eurovision. Make it a one-person show. Israel in an empty room

This time I do expect everyone to boycott Eurovision

Once a symbol of unity and hope across Europe, the Eurovision Song Contest has been turned into a pink-washing front for war criminals in Israel. After today's decision, there must be a global boycott of Eurovision.

EARLY CAT: What that? HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them. EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish. HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly- EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON- HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.

Apparently everyone here lives under a rock. Avatar has Funco Pop figures, posters, Lego sets, etc. Lot's of stuff if you look. Most people that I talk to who don't like the movies don't like the historical mirroring it does.

"How dare you not want to vote for an administration aiding the massacre of your family" -libs

Oh, you're one of those who think supporting Palestinians means you support Hamas. I'm beginning to suspect you're just a giant fucking racist and I'm done here.

I know the racism doesn't care and it's not the main point, but Omar has lived in the United States since she was 13, thirty years ago. She became a citizen when she was 17, twenty five years ago. She's an American by law but also just substantively, she's spent her entire adult life as an American.

On Twitter they've been trying to say that Jordan actually revoked the citizenship of every Palestinian in 1988, which they know is a lie because it was the revocation of citizenship from West Bankers, a population Jordan hadn't had control over for 20 years and which they relinquished claim to.

This is all true but 1) under no definition are we currently at war with Venezuela under domestic US law 2) since we aren’t, the initial strike was just as much a murder as the follow up The failure to understand this by a huge range of actors is really driving me up the wall.

US Military Documents Indicate Plans to Keep Troops in Caribbean Through 2028. "As rumors of a US war on Venezuela swirl, military documents show plans to feed a buildup of troops in the region for years" Sam Biddle and Nick Turse report. Invasion and sustained military occupation?

Oh god, that time of year where every single app on my phone needs to be updated, so that they can put a snow frosting on the load screen...

and once again fuck you to whoever decided the cough drops needed inspirational phrases on them

Probably time to loudly repeat that members of the military must not follow illegal orders. The US is not at war with Venezuela and has no right to threaten aircraft in its airspace, let alone shoot anything down.

If you claim to be defending the US from the importation of illegal drugs, arrest them in US waters.

SPOILER ALERT: The shortest shipping distance by sea from Venezuela to the USA is approximately 1,649 nautical miles (3,054 kilometers). It typically takes days to make the journey. The idea that small, open boats without any beds or extra fuel on board are making the journey is insane.

“Donald’s Vice President, eh? And I hear you’re calling yourself a Catholic?”

I'm not one of those people who feels the performative need to Very Loudly announce their Superior Disapproval every time AI shows up... ...but FFS, @cardfactoryplc, AI Christmas cards, really?!? #cardfactory

You killed two children, f#ing scum

Ben Gvir just promoted their commander…

This is how Israeli military occupation treats Jews who are working on behalf of Palestinians so think about how they treat us Palestinians in comparison