Good news! The targeted ads for hearing aids have finally given up. Feast your eyes on the "nail mushrooms" treatment advert. Also, not needed. I must be so oooold.

Well ...

@lewisgoodall.com getting all the cunts ringing in today.

6Music playing Arcade Fire, I love Arcade Fire, but feel like I shouldn't with allegations hanging over Win Butler. It's tricky 🤔

Don't normally post these, today we have a pb 😊 www.maptap.gg April 10 99🎯 100🎯 95🏅 96🔥 99🎯 Final score: 974

Use The Force, you will know. Also, nobody is going to spend hours producing anything featuring this worthless piece of shit. ps, loved you in Life of Chuck

This hurts my maths brain. Cucumber for scale, not to scale.

Tell them it contains oil and they'll hoover up the lot.

@lbc.co.uk @lewisgoodall.com This bloke is an idiot

@mrjamesob.bsky.social , You can come back now, that's quite enough holiday. Thanks, The World.

So, is King Charles going to turn down the visit sometime this evening?

@gidcoe.bsky.social Really enjoyed your show for Guy yesterday, perfect Sunday afternoon tunes. While I dagged my sheep 😊👍

The BBC radio news celebrating the rescue of the US airman, "yay for our side!". No mention that the war is undoubtedly illegal, the US plane shouldn't be there, and will have been used in the killing of Iranians. The BBC should not be doing Trump's propaganda.

What year is it?

I think it looks slightly better (back half), is it just a larger capacity death-trap, a double-oven?

Twat level questions today www.maptap.gg March 29 98🎯 84😁 91👑 86🎓 45😨 Final score: 757

Heard a cuckoo, lads. Spring is sprung.

Where I struggle, is artists turning bad, leaving the art in limbo. Father Ted - Glinner is a cunt Arcade Fire - I love the music but feel bad enjoying it with all the allegations against Butler Lewis (UK detective show) - the talent-free one is now a right wing nut job Morrissey - racist POS

This is Breuer. He's here to let you know it's National Puppy Day. Doesn't know what that means but hopes it involves snacks. 12/10 (IG: chasenbreulabradors)

@simonmarksfsn.bsky.social Interesting article

Sunny day 😎

If he knew it would be a weapon, yet still behaved as he did, he's obviously a fuckwit

Sorry folks, maybe next year. #Trump

"Iran is our enemy because it is an Islamist theocracy that denies human rights to women and LGBTQ people, brutally beheads political dissidents, violently attacks its neighbours, and funds terrorism. That's why today I'm visiting our close friend and ally, Saudi Arabia."

@mrjamesob.bsky.social I watched 2073 last night, you get a mention but it didn't sound like you, was it your stunt double?

Drop something brown 🤎🐾

Why wouldn't the Taoiseach want to celebrate in Ireland? The US can't even get the name of the day correct.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social what number is he's cruel, got the big toys, and wants to join the big boy's club?

He should have reached the transverse colon by now, I reckon.

Foggy morning today. Hard frosts coming tomorrow, a week after I planted out my tomatoes. Doh.

Kitchen Jams with Mrs Morris 💙 The tune is Man of the World by Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac #guitar #guitars #petergreen

Then the Nobel Peace Prize off Vinted and the Bored of Peace must surely be equally cursed and I can't see that being the case.

What is "influencer", is it the same as "twat"?

A war undertaken by one group who believe they're enacting the last book of the Bible and the second coming of JC whilst they partner in crime doesn't believe the first coming has even hapened.

Y’all Qaeda

Post a picture taken by you (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.

You think he can dress himself?

😳

Shelagh Fogarty: "Kemi says this was a sectarian & divisive campaign pitting neighbour against neighbour, is she right?" No. Lol. Standing a TERF candidate could be seen as somewhat divisive.

if you add green votes to my votes, i won. i should be mp

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Maths, innit.

Matt Goodwin lost to a white woman and a party led by a Jewish man — and somehow he’s blaming Muslims? No, mate. This one’s on you: your misogyny, your shallow, divisive tactics, and your empty obsession with “us vs them.” Gorton & Denton saw right through it. Hopefully one day you will too.

What is that look on matt Goodwins face here, as Hannah Spencer (who actually lives in the constituency) makes her speech? One of Pure, undiluted envy. Envy, and contempt. At a woman who has got his 'job', the one that he assumes that should be his because he is a mediocre middle aged white man

Good luck to Hannah Spencer starting a big sewer job down in Westminster on Monday. 💩🪠💚

The clematis is flowering! 🌞

My dog has been organising the hens this morning. Good boy!