I'll always be obsessed with this edit made by @tommchenry.bsky.social

Sure this is a metaphor for something.

Really crashing hard after the weekend. Gonna be in bed by 9 tonight I think.

have you seen the plans?

Left early. Here's the after.

Guys either clock me as trans but assume I'm 30 *or* assume I'm cis but over 35. The life of a transsexual.

hey Bluesky, say hi to Rainbow he's a good boy 🌈 ❤️

It's a day for day drinking

Mini of the month - what’s wrong with you? Entry 3 by @tristanwelsh.bsky.social Light Goblin #Nerdlings #MiniOfTheMonth

New Pokémon: 🐤🌿😡 🦎💧😡 🐕🔥🙂

Labour and the Tories keep talking about sectarian politics like they're not the problem? These right wing extremists have nothing in common with my views. I do not share their culture at all. They created them, not us.

Hahahahahahaha cc @paperghost.bsky.social

@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "Once again Reform are spreading misinformation & smears, and the press & the media seem to repeat them.. its really important that the media.. take responsibility so when Reform or Farage says something they don't just keep repeating it"👏👏👏

if you add green votes to my votes, i won. i should be mp

Gotta plan an outfit for Sunday because I'm going out with the same group I went out for my birthday with. I wore my shiny pants, bra and fishnets combo so I can't wear that again 😭

Delighted to announce that following the consultation, I'm giving the green light to make Oxford Street traffic-free.

Well, that's some good news to wake up to. Can't remember the last time I woke up and was happy with an election result. 💚💚💚

Made some soup. It's pretty great tbh

Just realised I have a type

KISS YOUR BATTLE BROTHER ON THE LIPS!! FOR ULTRAMAR!!!

Booked my next tattoo so hyped for that at least :)

Every single person in the UK will think this is something else for a split second

I regifted my copy to my daughter... And that's probably why she is like she is.

Trans polycules are experts on kitchen table issues I think you'll find.

One of the things I find frustrating about sci-fi is that because of the American influence of it, all of the planets are called things like Zexion 5 and Danshassia 7. I’d call them things like ‘Nether Roundthorpe’ and ‘Spheresbury’. Gravity Bywell. Chalfont St Globeby. Bishop’s Goitre.

Eating a magnum in a bubble bath like a basic bitch.

One of the best albums of the 90s.

The beach episode of Pose is definitely in my top 10 favourite episodes of TV ever. The first time I watched it I was petrified of where they were going with the plot (Blanca going alone for a nighttime walk with a guy), but on second watch, without that fear, it's so much more hopeful.

Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

Just remembered another guy who came up to me in the smoking area, told me about the company he founded that makes a device to keep cats off kitchen counters? Why the fuck would you want that? Cats are queens and should be able to go where they want

I'm still loudly declaring "I am a post op transsexual" to every hottie who hits on me because of this. And I need to unlearn that as no one cares.

I had fun ☺️

I am so fucking back

Yes I am

My type of feminism is what ever peaches is doing.

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

Even though this appears to be factually correct, I *love* that greens arent campaigning on this. They're campaigning on policy that benefits us all, and not "we're the lesser evil"

Going clubbing with someone you met in the welfare room the last time you went to that club has to be a good idea right?

The fun thing about this, is unless you knew how long since Pibot started at the start (or had been watching it the whole time), and just randomly found it saying digits of pi, you wouldn't be able to tell if it was saying random numbers or not.

This is the most fucked up thing I've seen in a while. How the fuck can this man live with himself? If you read the first panel and think "oh that's enough for me" do not continue to the next.

Arrested - but it appears to be for victimising the state, not yet for victimising young women. Full justice comes from full accountability, and this evidence must be released.

And this treatments feeds into every aspect of your life - I’ve had notional “allies” straight up say to my face “well it least you look like a woman so I can accept you as one” (I paraphrase but basically this).

AI is the “asbestos of the internet”

Hey London people, there are still tickets for my talk on Saturday 28th February. What a great way to end LGBT History Month, listen to me talk about varied aspects of queer history and why not check out the incredible Secrets of the Thames exhibition! www.londonmuseum.org.uk/whats-on/50-...

Me, reading Terry Pratchett after being told to read Terry Pratchett 10,000 times: “how has no one told me to read Terry Pratchett until now???”

Enroll your kids in the gender clinic waitlist at birth, and they *may* have an appointment date around the time they can drink.