the crustacean remediation sensation

Got tired of reading the news and getting mad. Feeding America backs 200+ food banks around the country and I've seeded with $500 for now. I'll match up to another $500 myself. Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

Call me JFK the way I’m taking all this lead to the face

we need a new microplastic to redirect all the lead to my balls. they may not be brass but it is my god given right to drag them on the floor

they believe “criminal” is a kind of person you are, not a status contingent upon actions you take. J6 rioters going to jail was not an outrage because there are no laws they could break that would make them criminals, whilst innocence or guilt have no bearing on if others are criminals or not

know a man 20 years then one day he helpfully adds “btw the elephants foot at Chernobyl is…” at you like you’re an ignorant child?? sir? MODS??

we have already acquired several disparate tech capable of ending humankind. not overnight nor without effort, but certainly achievable with existing industry. LLMs by themselves are not apocalyptic, no. But suddenly obliterating consensus reality and verifiable truths? not a wow factor for life

look at this little murder machine go

Just gonna keep tapping the sign* *𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦

will be funny to discover that LLM technology is a great filter

So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...

I've been bedridden for the last 6 months, unable to work as I try to get a surgeon and insurance lined up for my operation to let me work again. If you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help. Time isn't on my side here, and waiting is very expensive. ko-fi.com/fooneturing

Almost 20 years ago I talked at Google about how privacy should be akin to a second amendment issue. Tl;dr given the scale of force available to the government, all the guns in the world are useless against an all-knowing tyrant and thus privacy is necessary for the security of a free state. Anyway:

Omg

UNBELIEVABLELY sweet moment between a peacock chick and their parent. Not sharebait. I COULD NOT believe my luck. Last year I had seen the chicks about 3 weeks later, I was determined to get them younger, and this one DID NOT disappoint! SQUEE - o - meter 10/10, thank you birds! 🥰 🐣 🪶

This article was a supreme delight: grab a cup of tea, set aside 10 or 15 minutes, and enjoy this story about The Hardest Working Font in Manhattan. aresluna.org/the-hardest-... (via @ferociousj.bsky.social)

me, looking for an appropriate-sized container (brain) GIRL HOW DEEP THAT NUSSY GO

fungus gnat larvae going to town on the algae in the rockwool cubes from my moss propagation experiment.

without explanation, these are not decisions; this is the majority weaponizing the court’s presumption of supremacy - hijacking the historical tradition of deference to SCOTUS opinions. it is a grave mistake to afford these grants any pretense of authority imo

What's going on with my "warriors" and, in some cases, "shapers"? They're going after Warmaster Tsavong Lah, who is doing a FANTASTIC JOB! We're on one Team, Children of Yun Yuuzhan, and I don't like what's happening. We have a PERFECT Koros-Strohna, THE TALK OF THE GALAXY, and "selfish shamed ones"

have seen two posts of the battle hymn in the last five minutes so I gotta add my favorite one (with all the verses!!)

The stupidest thing of all time is going to happen every 20 minutes for the rest of your life

My friend who runs a restaurant in Austin sent me this video of the ads that are playing on Pandora Spanish radio stations. Every commercial kitchen in America is hearing this. Straight out of a dystopian horror film.

You are a coward and a clown. You have wholly abdicated your duty to the country and no amount of skeeting will make it okay. Every day you remain in office is a betrayal of the people you were elected to represent.

tangent: I can’t believe Transport Tycoon Deluxe did not make it into this list.

the last time I’ve seen bluesky this unanimously positive the bullet only missed by an inch

endless screaming into the abyss, but the first bucket pond froglet emerged today

the thing is, trump is incapable of understanding christianity (or any religion) because he is incapable of imagining a future in which he does not exist. one of my strongest beliefs is that trump sincerely thinks the lights go out on the universe when his do.

i genuinely think that if Trump fears that he is going to die, he will attempt to kill every other person on earth. he now has the means to do so.

Hakeem Jeffries dedicating his body to science so he can become the cuck chair for eternity

I’ll say it again: It was a huge mistake for Congress to abolish itself.

This man should die, and I don't really care which state does it. Internal actors are ofc the funniest possibility

hello I have identified some fucking clowns, where should I upload my ID for verification??

the purpose of a protest is to demonstrate that those in power are holding power through violence rather than consent

The situation in Los Angeles looks so bad Oklahoma has already banned it from being taught in schools.

gavin newsom going super saiyan after hearing there are people sleeping outdoors

Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.

what if everyone was born with a dick and balls but it was on top of ur head instead

savvy political journalism is a disease that should be eradicated, root and stem

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Learning that the Dems are spending tens of millions of dollars to understand how to post successfully online doesn’t make me particularly optimistic for the future. Case in point: my friends and I learned how to do that for free when we were children

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts

fucking cirque de soleli trying to shit in this a330 built like a clown prison