Take a screenshot and see what comes… Yikes 😬

People who say “whenever” when they mean “when” - is that a southern thing? A Texas thing? 🤔

Happy coming out day! And for anyone on that journey, there’s a lot of us ready to welcome you with open arms!

*in a TS Madison voice* AND HOW CAN THIS BE? FOR HE IS THE KWISATZ HADERACH!

If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation…

Uh oh, something happened and everyone’s mad. Someone spill the tea?

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt https://theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-down-street-with-cup-of-coffee-1819574012/

It’s October 1st

If you didn’t take a selfie in the bathroom, did you actually ✈️

First time making the family sauce recipe 😍

We’re gonna have to start the conversation on this baking king and that slutty pushed back hair

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

I saw Kendrick Lamar wearing flair jeans so I bought flair jeans

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Teen Unaware He Locked In Heated Ongoing Competition With Parents' Friends' Son https://theonion.com/teen-unaware-he-locked-in-heated-ongoing-competition-wi-1819573828/

Gavin Newsom responds to Fox's OBSESSION with him

JAMES DOBSON SPENT DECADES ATTACKING LGBTQ+ PEOPLE. HIS DEATH WILL NOT DIMINISH OUR JOY. QUEER AND TRANS FOLKS WILL SHINE LONG AFTER BIGOTS LIKE HIM ARE GONE. OUR LOVE IS STRONGER THAN THEIR HATE. STAY PROUD AND STAY FIERCE 🌈⚧️

“James Dobson ***** is God’s righteous punishment for America being taken over by Christian nationalism” Am I the first to say it?!

My laptop really calling me a ***

Study: Elephants Only Other Species Capable Of Leveraging Synergies In Brand Portfolio theonion.com/study-e...

I don’t know, was feeling kinda cute 🤷‍♂️

Timothee Chalamet is bringing us the latest version of the slutty little glasses in the movie Marty Supreme and I am here for it!

Sung to the tune of Alice Cooper’s Schools Out for Summer “School’s back in session!” - me to my husband as he’s leaving for the first day with students

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“Remember, there’s nothing more sacred to an educator than his second day of his 14th year” - me to my husband as he rolls his eyes and leaves for school

Furthest I've been from home: N: St. Petersburg Russia E: Moscow Russia S: Cancun Mexico W: Waimea, HI

Catastrophizing Protein Bar

It’s been a week since I got home from vacation, so I think now’s the time for me to post a pic FROM vacation to make you think I live an endless vacation life to chase clout and saying “take me back 😭”

Anyone know if there’s a Horse Meat Disco in Chicago?

this is me when i scroll bluesky I have full body chills!

The four horsemen coming for all your CEOs

Y’all I’m on the struggle bus back to work this morning! Can’t let go won’t let go!

Live. Laugh.

Live. Laugh. Labubu.

A few more snaps of vacation

Couple vacation pics incoming 🏝️

Tell me you work in education without telling me you work in education: “Hey! How’s your summer going?”

My love language is tactfully declining social engagements

I’m CRYING

Grindr 🤝🏻 Gas stations

Repost this if you’re a spiritual gay — I’m trying to see something 🌟

Trans men are men. Trans women are women. Pass it on 🩷🤍🩵

Happy last weekend of pride and don’t forget 🩵🩷🤍

NPR really closing out Pride Month with the important stuff 😂 Bottoms do your kegels!

Things that made me gay, in no particular order: The Abercrombie and Fitch magazine The Abercrombie and Fitch bags Disney’s Aladdin Swim Team Babrbie’s Dreamhouse Barbie’s Convertible The college wrestlers in my freshmen dorm

It’s hot out there, yo

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

Yesterday was giving yard work butch 🏳️‍🌈pride🏳️‍🌈