I had a dream last night that I was on drag race and made a pair of overly bejeweled earrings and Ru called them crystals which I corrected her by saying diamonds and she laughed her fucking ass off

My goal this weekend is to finally watch Sinners

Pray for me, I’m going to the grocery store before a snow storm. I might have to fight someone 😂

The whole country basically being in full emergency panic mode over some snow is killing me…girl this isn’t anything new

Possible snow day on Monday!! 🤞🏻🤞🏻

Bloomfies should send me undie pics

I thought Iran was going to...you know...

who wanna **** my ****?

Legit 5 minutes into work and the bullshit is already starting

I’ve noticed stores have been playing country more and more and I’m not here for the republicanization of it all

Me watching the Patriots game: “Where’s Cardi B??”

Who were these two??

I finally got around to watching the newest episode of Drag Race and can honestly say I did not laugh, or even chuckle, at any part of RDR Live.

Why does it feel like Christmas was 5 months ago?

As pretty as it is, we don’t need snow two days in a row

It's Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love.

Re-entering my Tumblr era, so like follow me if you’re still on there 💁🏻‍♂️

Add me elsewhere ☺️

Spiritually I am only 25 and no one can convince me otherwise.

Happy snowy Saturday besties!

Not saying I want it to get to this point, but I’m curious what it would take for the US to go full French Revolution and burn DC to the ground and drag all their asses out kicking and screaming.

I was going to do that trend on instagram were everyone’s posting pics of themselves from 2016, but I legit don’t have a single picture of myself from that year 🙃

I’m a mental wreck over everything that’s been going on and over everything that’s yet to come…we’re going to be murdered by our government and no one seems to give a shit.

I’m so exhausted from feeling like I’m in constant “Fight or Flight mode” and I’m fighting my normal instinct to flee.

In all seriousness, if I need to make a quick escape from the US would any of my non-American friends lend me a roof over my head and at least a chair to sleep on while I figure shit out? Everything that’s happened this past week has me genuinely scared to be living in this country.

This week has been an emotional roller coaster and I’m so glad it’s over

Re-entering my Tumblr era, so like follow me if you’re still on there 💁🏻‍♂️

Can we bring Tumblr back in 2026

Unexpected snow day today!! 🎉 Teachers enjoy them far more than kids haha 😆

You guys, one of my students is being kicked out for their foster home (he’s “too annoying”) and is being separated from his biological brother and is going to a new foster home over 2 hours away. My heart is broken for this kid 💔💔

I survived my first day back to work

I have to go back to work tomorrow 😭😭

TikTok has convinced me that I have cancer 🙃

I hate this country so much 🙃

Is it weird that I have no desire to watch this new season of Drag Race? Like I’m only excited for the international franchises.

I really am a home body because all I wanted to do was go home during my co-worker outing 😭

I could really go for a big ass blizzard. Like I’m talking 2ft+ of snow.

new year new memes 🥰

My goal for January is to go through every article of clothing I own and declutter

Day 2 of 2026 and I'm going out with my co-workers and socializing this afternoon...who am I this year??

Starting 2026 on a productive note, put all my Christmas decorations away and cleaned!

Happy New Year Whores!

2025 lowkey sucked, but at least I got to see Lady Gaga at Madison Square Garden.

I like my Blue states, what can I say 💁🏻‍♂️

To the guy who works at the Burlington Mall Lululemon, hi you’re cute ☺️

Thinking about gay stuff

I just realized I can’t use the “Ariana what are you doing here” sound anymore because it’s Nickkki

I just got my first email of the season about taxes 🤢

The weather today is not giving