I fucking swear to god at this point it just makes way more sense to save up enough money to leave this fucking country. Enjoy your fucking dumpster fire and die with your fast food wrappers while the bodies pile up.

Literal coinflip on whether or not that dunderfuck Rogan falls into Tucker Carlson conservative or Gavin Newsom liberal (still conservative) He's a perfect centrist in how he interacts with political concepts the same way toddlers fit building blocks into their mouth to see how it feels.

how do you take 22 minutes to say "cheesesteaks and pussy"

Iran sounds a lot like Minneapolis.

It's extraordinary how Israel can go on a murderous rampage and steal land from three different countries at the same time and our leaders will look you dead in the eye and say Iran is the rogue state in the region

Been getting a lot of use out of this one lately

you're on the hook for winning our elections for us, too, actually. we'll be over here on the couch shouting instructions

where's you revolution, leftists? har har. i get to be smug because our liberal tactic of preventing fascism by winning elections is going so well

I hate how it always just comes back to vibes

Trump went from making insane genocidal threats this morning to hyping the “golden age” of Iran hours later, and he received no concessions in between. He’s an absolute basket case who needs to be removed from power before he follows through on one of his mass murder fantasies.

we are absolutely not joking when we say nuremberg 2.0

Just so that future generations can easily understand what happened with Trump wanting to nuke Iran.

Okay so someone has to PHYSICALLY stop him from biking Iran, is the line we're going with? Are you fucking serious? He is threatening to nuke Iran and we are already passing responsibility for the dead civilians who HAVE NOT BEEN BOMBED YET. Somebody fucking STOP him, any means necessary.

Neurotypicals teach us not to speak our minds.

He is riven

congratulations to MPLS’ very own @atrupar.com for the accomplishment of having the @whitehouse-47.bsky.social “rapid response” government twitter account calling him “just a sick freak” 🪅

Look; even quoting these fuckass magical numbers they simply refuse to acknowledge single payer as a concept. These are the motherfuckers you are expecting to fix the world after Trump- they simply believe in a medical underclass enforced through poverty. These are not your fucking friends.

Donald Trump is a human cockroach and I am waiting for someone to remove him from office. Whoever gets rid of him would get fucking statues in the streets.

it's pretty cool that if u piss off some blue maga shit in an argument they can scour ur account to find shit to report that's like a year old and get u banned. definitely seems like a legitimate use of moderation and not an exploit weaponizing it to soothe ur ego after being owned by a tranny

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

When the birthright citizenship decision comes out, people will say it could never have gone any other way, that the law was obvious. But the mere fact that SCOTUS took on the case is evidence enough that we are living in a time of democratic precarity.

It’s not a joke. It’s a clear and frequently reinforced signal to the armed services that if you break regulations or laws you will be exonerated as long as your actions show fealty to Trump/MAGA.

I have a funnier version of that tweet

This is who we’re funding. They’re popping champagne because they’ve given themselves free rein to murder Palestinian detainees in a system with a 96% conviction rate. We must end all funding to Israel and we must do everything we can to stop this genocide.

Nobody is this fucking stupid, who's paying him? Literally nobody wants this, it has been a fucking disaster every time it passes.

It is extremely wrong how Dems talking point on this is that paying TSA by EO is totally legal and he should have done it sooner. It is not legal, that $10B is only for border security and TSA is not border security. He's stealing the power of the purse, stop saying he should have done it sooner!

"Protection of children" is a vile, vile lie.

Iran has a right to defend itself.

Even with all of the evidence in front of them that they are wrong they simply choose the narrative because the Internet gives them an out where they can just return to their TERF group chat and get re-indoctrinated and validated on every inversion of the truth they use to protect their egos.

Taiwanese boxer Lin Yu-Ting was demonized and harassed because JK Rowling claimed she was male. Her boxing career was disrupted for over a year. Now, she's been cleared to compete as female after further "sex eligibility reviews." This is going to happen again. www.reuters.com/sports/olymp...

Remember when Israel bombed a hospital & sniped a journalist & said "we would never do that" & the Western press wrote that down with no questions or memory or integrity & then Israel just destroyed every hospital in Gaza down to the NICUs, and then outdid the whole Iraq war in journalists murdered.

#NoKings Nashville

I fucking hate the TACO shit- can we not wave a big red flag and beg the fascists to make good on their threats by posing it as a threat to their egos? It fucking accomplishes nothing other than provoking more harm to come to pass Also it's just such an affectation of Trump-era politics= loser shit

They aren't even hiding the scope of the coverup, they simply think you are too pussy to do anything about it.

Handing out water and pointing at things is not help- it's what a toddler does at a construction site because they are going through a construction machinery phase and want to see the Wildcat scoop a big dirt hole.

We built an entire country out of big stupid roads instead of public transit and Trump is now saying we can simply afford to price the working class out of the road juice. If gas hits $10 people won't wait for the midterms lol We built this whole country out of big stupid roads, we're v affected.

I literally don't even know how to respond to this shit other than No Justice, No Peace. If this is what you are still protecting? Consider not doing that any more.

I love this as a final prestige to telling anyone who would listen that Will Stancil is a raging narcissist. Bro has spent an entire day in despair because coming to grips with how he was wrong is a literally impossible task for his ego to survive. This is the hill he dies on, unironically.

57 of my fellow students were arrested, academically disciplined, and barred from campus 2 weeks before finals. And then the visas of some of those students were quietly revoked. And then the DEI office was killed. And then we watched our mentors’ grants evaporate over “woke”.

Two years ago, campus protesters were expelled, arrested, and villified. Now, the Trump administration is in charge and has a heightened focused on students at universities. Given that many were also international students and students of color who could be targeted by ICE, it's a genuine mystery.

How many more times can you watch these ghouls be confidently, shit-eatingly wrong about EVERYTHING while knowing they are completely wrong about everything without realizing that discussion is entirely wasted on some people? This isn't "give up on everyone" this is "oh my god somebody stop her"

jesus fucking christ

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Cesar Chavez is just a reminder that one single person should not be the face of any movement. If you are for the people then you should celebrate the people.