I would like all of you, each and every one, to go google “Miss Universe National Costume Competition 2025 Norway” right now

Turns out the media & most of Parliament is as out of touch with reality as Twitter. Dear England.

How the hell was that salsa the same score as Karen’s paso‽ #scd #strictly

Saying that, Look At Me is a massively underrated classic and this mashup is incredible #scd #strictly

Can Karen win this whole thing please? She’s totally adorable. #scd #strictly

Also, THAT is proof of why we need less shite modern covers for songs. Go big. Go classical #scd #strictly

Karen stopping that spin suddenly was one of the greatest things I’ve seen on this show #scd #strictly

So we all love Nikita a little more after crying over his parents right‽ #scd #strictly

Anyone have a shot of the panic in Tess’s eyes when the auto-cue didn’t move on there? #scd #strictly

Totally forgot how much I hate the extra dancers at Blackpool #scd #strictly

Thank foooooook. What are they doing with the results show then tomorrow? Can we have 45 mins of the La Voix show #scd #strictly

Had a feeling La Voix leaving was coming but damn that stings. Also, can we do ANTYHING to avoid a 2 person final please #scd

Steps singing Tragedy on #scd - first time in 20+ years I’ve been able to join in with a dance routine

Well that was rather delicious #nffc

Even though it's nowhere near as potent as it used to be, Germolene is still one of the best smells in existence

I do like that there's a secret octave reserved exclusively for Scottish football commentators

Yep

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

Nothing quite like the uncertainty of not knowing if you’ve got a bit of ripped of contact lens in your eye or not

At the

There are many subtle and complex arguments one can have about the future of the BBC — but I guarantee you that no other channel or streaming service will be as committed to factual programming, children’s education, history shows, religious discussion, poetry, arts, or state of the nation debate

Today is a good day #nffc

You ballsed it up massively Nick but I still love you #CelebrityTraitors

Just utter perfection

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

Time to give that spot back to Kimi methinks George #f1

Make La Voix a Dame immediately #scd #strictly

Might be my age but I’m getting more Rhythm Nation vibes from this rather than R’Cheryl #scd #strictly

"These are the chests of chance" I thought that was Tom Daley and Charlotte Church tbh #CelebrityTraitors

Yes, you do have to wait 6 days for the next episode. It's what telly was and should be all about. Savour these things, don't binge them. F*ck bunging everything on the iPlayer. Huzzah for linear broadcasting 😁

Fuck this virus. Fuck this temperature. Fuck this fatigue. Fuck this nausea. In the grand scheme of things if this is worse thing I’ve ever had then I’m bloody lucky but holy shit I’m beyond fed up now

Bye Ange #nffc

Never had a virus before that not only knocks you off your feet, but makes you massively depressed at the same time. Beyond fed up now

Not always Katya’s biggest fan but asking Claud if she wanted to ride a horse again was 1000/10 #scd #strictly

Quickstepping in the most gorgeous trousers, phone in hand is utterly iconic. And still maintaining *that* face throughout. Alex is a legend #scd #strictly

Take that back. They should have left us in the dark too #TheTraitors

1000/10 to the editors for not showing who he touched yet so we find out at the same time #TheTraitors

It'll be wild when Charlotte Church reveals she's been pretending to be Welsh this entire time #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

They’re putting La Voix on early so there’s more chance to bring the timings back surely? She’s milking every second on the screen and I love her dearly #scd #strictly

Well this is just shit isn’t it? What a woman though. What. A. Woman. Keeping Up Appearances star Patricia Routledge dies at 96 www.bbc.com/news/article...

At what point does Marinakis’ ego allow him to admit he made a collosal mistake going for Ange as manager? How much more humiliation can the club take? #nffc

Get that fucking manager out of my football club #nffc

Here’s another poem for National Poetry Day. This one is called ‘A Brief History of Modern Art in Poetry’.

You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.

Fair play, Monzo. Fair play.

Well that was a damn sight more painful than it should have been. Golf is a stupid sport

I’m not bothered about golf unless it’s the Ryder Cup. This is some sexy, sexy shit at the end of day 2

gotta say it's a close one between "I hate standing up" and "I'm really hungry" for most relatable comment of the night #SCD

"I hate standing up" most relatable Strictly contestant ever tbh #SCD