Alan Shane Lewis
@asl.bsky.social
📤 713
📥 699
📝 378
comedian - tv writer - back pain haver
Do a flip
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
muhr-eerie
4 months ago
who wants to take accountability for my actions
8
54
4
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
Awful Announcing
5 months ago
Ernie Johnson with an emotional sign-off from 'Inside the NBA' on TNT. 🏀📺🎙️❤️
#NBA
loading . . .
23
895
201
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
andy vs.
5 months ago
Getting a nosebleed on zoom as a bit
11
230
57
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
onion person
5 months ago
i was not familiar with your game ken jennings
add a skeleton here at some point
82
8726
1347
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
Rebron
5 months ago
It's May 27th, 2020. HBO debuts their new streaming service as HBO Max. It's May 23rd, 2023. HBO Max changes its title to Max. It's May 14th, 2025. HBO debuts their new streaming service as HBO Max. I'm tired of streaming services. These apps. I am tired of being caught in the struggle of theirlives
7
788
153
I’m just a boy vampire standing outside your a girls house wondering if I can come in
5 months ago
0
4
0
He’s getting hair plugs on the American tax payers
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
0
1
0
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
The Traveling Auntie 🛫
5 months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
1
6
2
[Ron Howard narrating] “It was”
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
0
2
0
Nigga I’m from Coruscant
6 months ago
0
1
0
I posted this on Instagram and my mentions are filled with nazis, klan members and magats till this day
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
0
0
0
Pete Davidson then… Steve Carell and John Krasinski then… Matt Damon and David Beckham Back to Back to Back commercials with celebrities We are living in the* golden* age* of* corporate* sponsorship* a recession*^
6 months ago
0
0
0
Andor is so fucking good
6 months ago
0
1
0
…and water is wet
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
0
4
0
A public service announcement
loading . . .
6 months ago
0
0
1
I’ve seen this before just wait three days
6 months ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
JC in Rothesay 🇨🇦
6 months ago
Harper giving off strong emperor Palpatine vibes
54
513
202
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻
6 months ago
please do not laugh.. im an expert on polar bears, they only do this when they are distressed
add a skeleton here at some point
0
62
4
Those Salesforce ads with Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey are some of the best pro AI sketches I’m laughing and mad how do they do it
6 months ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
Travis comma bitch
7 months ago
I hope my use of made up words doesn't make you discomfortable
17
315
88
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
Frovostein
6 months ago
ME: time to sleep BRAIN: a tutu should be called a four ME: oh god not this again BRAIN: or maybe a twenty two
20
727
127
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
Elyse Willems
7 months ago
Announcement: Answer for It! THE PODCAST. First episode coming April 15th! You can subscribe right now on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts~
10
403
22
You hear that macamré you slippery fuck
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
0
3
0
Live Mas, Laugh Mas, Love Mas
7 months ago
0
2
1
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh
7 months ago
always seeking out a better root beer because i'm sarsspirational
1
117
16
When discussing protein powder almost said the words “tummy ache” inside a Popeye’s supplement store
7 months ago
0
1
0
Wrote this dumb lil thing
loading . . .
7 months ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
The Athletic
7 months ago
JuJu Watkins takes home 2025 Naismith Women’s College Player of the Year honors. Her other awards this season: 🏆 2025 Big Ten Player of the Year 🏆 Unanimous first-team All-American 🏆 First-team All-Big Ten 🏆 Big Ten All-Defensive team
4
257
36
The Severance Podcast
loading . . .
7 months ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
Mike Drucker
7 months ago
Spending $25 million of my own money to accidentally make even more people hate me and vote against my dogshit ideas
133
9810
1101
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
Haus of Decline
7 months ago
261
17288
4123
Such a nice day, I think I’ll have depression outside
7 months ago
0
1
0
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
Jack who wrote Aether Torrent
7 months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
15
3930
484
There are far too many celebrity beverages, not enough celebrity breakfast cereals
7 months ago
0
1
0
Use thunderbolt
add a skeleton here at some point
7 months ago
0
1
0
People like this are overrepresented in government
7 months ago
0
1
0
Oh man music changes a bit around 2001 be warned
add a skeleton here at some point
7 months ago
1
1
0
Magmar exists
add a skeleton here at some point
7 months ago
0
2
0
I think my biggest depressive episode due to social media was that trend where people (young people especially) didn’t know how mirrors worked Like I know your schools are being defunded but did nothing generationally follow Magic School Bus or William Nye?
7 months ago
0
3
0
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
onion person
7 months ago
i’m losing it
506
26731
3834
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
The Onion
7 months ago
Star BYU Player Suspended After Testing Positive For Coffee
theonion.com/star-by...
54
4098
315
I don’t appreciate your Charlie Villanueva jokes
loading . . .
7 months ago
0
1
0
The final season of White Lotus should be White Lotus: Head Office *cue haunting vocal hymn theme song*
7 months ago
0
0
0
I was accidentally added to that group chat too but you don’t see me writing an article for the Atlantic about it
7 months ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
JP Acosta
7 months ago
JUJU NOOOOOOOO
2
69
5
reposted by
Alan Shane Lewis
björk 182
7 months ago
yeah they're called cybertrucks
add a skeleton here at some point
0
226
38
I’m 6’2 without shoes but I say 6’3 on stage in case there are any NBA scouts in the audience
#BallisLife
#BallisWife
#BallStreet2BallNeverSleeps
loading . . .
7 months ago
0
1
1
Alcohol is crazy cuz if I smoke too much weed I don’t wake up on my couch, fully clothed with a pounding headache and my food that I ordered from last night outside my door waiting for me to invite it in
7 months ago
0
0
0
Load more
feeds!
log in