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work in showbiz. love writers. sick to my stomach.
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William Shakespeare
about 1 year ago
Hell is empty, And all the devils are here.
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Dr Rob Thompson 🇺🇦
about 1 year ago
People: no one could have seen this coming Historians: we literally warned you Journalists: here’s why historians are destroying education
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Norm Charlatan
about 1 year ago
Committing a crime and writing “Vinny,” “E,” “Drama,” and “Turtle” on the shell casings to throw off investigators.
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The Whimsical Muse
about 1 year ago
I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket
about 1 year ago
You're all playing chess. I'm playing online blackjack. I converted the kids' college fund to something called MGMCoin and I'm down all of it. Rent-a-Center is knocking on my door and I turned all the lights off, but they're not leaving. None of my hot sauces are holding their value on eBay.
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Neil Renic
about 1 year ago
Two stages of writing: 1) This shouldn't take too long 2) Oh no
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Misty Miller ☻
about 1 year ago
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
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Xabier Ostale
about 1 year ago
I have to go walk the dog, but I will leave this question here before I go: how much testing for typhus is there?
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finely
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Reader of Banned Books
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Deeks 🫶
about 1 year ago
I am saying this as a friend. Do not invite me to your wedding
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We all need to let Trump do the most heinous things possible. let em see what they voted for.
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austie
about 1 year ago
nice echo chamber you got there would be a shame if you just kept on enjoying it and got a lot of fulfillment from it and lived your life happily and it never adversely affected your mental health
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 1 year ago
False alarm, everyone! Jets lost, all’s well.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Nolan Hicks
about 1 year ago
Knock down MetLife, electrify the Sports Branch, turn the whole thing into the biggest housing development since Co-Op City
add a skeleton here at some point
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Caræsten 🇵🇸
over 1 year ago
disappointed to learn that Polymarket is a prediction market and not, as I had assumed, an anarcho-capitalist sex party
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Wonder of Science
over 1 year ago
This is what a rocket launch looks like from space.
loading . . .
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Mat Johnson
over 1 year ago
I put my anxiety-ridden dog on Prozac because she refused to go for walks and now she's bold and confident about refusing to go for walks.
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lauren
over 1 year ago
"bluesky is cooking it's really taking off" i have not yet seen a teenager posting stuff like 'you dont miss your dead dog you miss uncritical affection from someone who can't challenge you' so no i do not agree
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turbo jerry
over 1 year ago
bro: you let your dog sleep in your bed? me: bro, i’d let my dog borrow my car if he needed it
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Kevin M. Kruse
over 1 year ago
Clearly, the Jets have no choice but to fire Robert Salah again.
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mattie lubchansky
over 1 year ago
beginning to believe that the actions i take inside my home cannot and do not affect the outcomes of national basketball association games
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Molly Jong-Fast
over 1 year ago
I never wanted to live in interesting times.
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Jerry Chen
over 1 year ago
caller 12 you're on bluesky at night what's on your mind
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Denny Carter
over 1 year ago
I like BlueSky because I can say something funny about Aaron Rodgers and not have 700 replies from Joe Rogan bros wondering if I like being poor
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Ken Tremendous
over 1 year ago
Rodgers went into the blue tent to call RFK Jr. and ask if there are any jobs open at HHS
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Hi Everyone! Happy to be here.
over 1 year ago
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