What is a mirror?

“I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice.” Presidementia probably doesn’t like that qualifier.

You can tell me whatever you want, but I will not watch anything by Ken Burns, again.

White House: Trump is as straight as a boner!

Is she “woke” now?

Butters just wants to ask questions, though. 🤢🤮

Things to know about Epstein hugger Ken Starr: prosecuted Bill Clinton for lying about consensual (if inappropriate) sex, got fired from Baylor University for doing nothing about an on-campus rape epidemic.

Reelecting this man is one of the ugliest and greatest sins this country has committed

Next: Presidemetia claims he hardly knew Trump

The true leader of the free world, Zelenskyy.

This is because Intuit, Inc. gave Donald Trump $1,000,000 for his "inauguration." Intuit owns Turbo Tax, which makes money off charging taxpayers to file their returns. The corruption is rampant and in plain sight.

Waking-up from another nap to starve the masses.

She’s powered by embarrassment.

Never forget this. Monster.

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Presidementia forgot how to sit down.

Gray Connelly will never stop endorsing fascism.

With a furloughed military?

Today I differentiated between making a sandwich and a giraffe. Can I be president now?

He can’t pass gas without shitting himself.

Military History has lost a giant far too soon.

Did the Nazis use it? If yes, then you have a Nazi skull. If no, then it’s not a Nazi skull. This is very complicated.

It’s like the Osprey books I had as a kid

If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago

The last time something like this happened, SEAL Team Six tracked the perpetrator all the way to his compound in Pakistan.

This physically hurts.

One does not accidentally get a SS Totenkopf tattoo.

Presidementia is just using more words.

No mention at all of the fact that Trump doesn't have the legal authority to do this, that plans haven't even been reviewed (because the office is closed for the government shutdown), that the size and cost estimates keep changing, etc., etc.

Goebbels would blush with pride.

This is actually a perfect meme. Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!

Just the stupidest people wielding unchecked authority.

There’s no irony here, MJ. People protested against Presidementia from having those unchecked powers.

Past is present.

All those former Pentagon reporters should cover No Kings today 🚫👑

Hitler Youth just being Hitler Youth. 🙄

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand Canned tuna Pearl Harbor Love Shack

Through the Destroyers-for-Bases Deal and anti-submarine patrols in the Atlantic, the U.S. was pretty much at war before Japan attacked Pearl Harbor. The Soviets relied heavily on Lend-Lease from the Allies.

Ah, now it makes sense.

January 6th was only hate rally held at the National Mall in recent memory.

DOGE’d, but with more egregious grammatical errors.

As balanced as white bread.

No!

During a furlough among many other insane things in this crazy timeline.

Time for fascism!