Anyone else noticed that Apple News sucks now? Lot of AI slop articles and ads and it’s not recommending anything I want anymore. It’s just another form of angry notification and slate articles that I do not want.

To everyone who watched Super Elden World, THANK YOU. It was an important series to us in a lot of ways, and to me, it was proof that you folks are still out there, and that we could keep doing this stupid fun amazing thing we do. Thanks for helping us keep the dream alive. 🦧❤️

Switch to Linux. Or Mac. I’d love to see Windows die off or at least have to compete.

Some people here act like small accounts are akin to juveniles in a court of law, that it's unfair to treat them the same way as larger accounts, that they just can't be held accountable for any insults or harm they've brought to others. Sorry, no. We're all (presumably) adults here.

Well regardless of what side you’re on in this fight, this is stupid and why I don’t get into arguments on here much. Just vitriol.

another earth-shattering collab on the books youtu.be/uHvMPKOXwCE

This country fucking sucks. For obvious reasons, but I had my first child and we just got our bills. The total cost for us to bring him into the world was 7500 dollars. It’s just another reason to hate our entire system. But fuck it’s depressing.

now that sora is being shut down i’ve never been so sure that the ai fruit love island type of content is bot created and gives money to people by ai companies to post about it. unless this shit gets mass adoption and becomes profitable, generative ai is destined to be shut down

Yoooooo

I didn’t know it was hard to explain but I’ll try. It’s not ok for the president to celebrate the death of Mueller. It’s totally fine to make fun of Charlie Kirk dying. We can celebrate when bad people are killed and denounce that celebration when it’s not bad people.

Everton is tied with Liverpool. UTFT

I'm not a free thinker anymore because if you're good at something you should never do it for free.

So Sean Bean dies in a lot of movies and shows and it’s usually sad. And we like that. We like being sad when he dies. The opposite of this is when Michael Rapaport dies in something. We didn’t want him there and we’re really happy he dies.

Why is Daylight Savings Time on Sundays?? Why not do it going into Saturday since more people have it off and don’t have church.

Selling drugs isn’t inherently a no go for politics. But when combined with the Nazi tattoo it’s like the red herb in resident evil. Substantially worse when mixed with other controversial SS TATS.

Steinbeck: What did you think of my draft of 𝘖𝘧 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘯? Publisher: It needs more characters. Steinbeck: I'll see what I can do.

I love fusing cuisines and making a food with outside ingredients to the norm. So I made Pomegrante sauce enchiladas. Chicken and cheese and bell peppers inside. Sauce is pomegranate juice and Thai chili sauce and soy and fish sauce plus lemon juice peanut butter and garlic. Astounding.

Iran has a right to defend itself

So fellow Americans? We are fine Iran killing our troops right? Cause they one thousand percent deserve it if they are fighting there right now.

Diane, 11:30AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

if you really think the left cost you the election, then in the next one (if there is one lol) you obviously need to convince them to vote for your candidate. given how scolding, negging, and browbeating worked last time, i suggest you focus on policy positions that would be attractive to leftists

lol fuck this chud ass team

Papa John’s garlic Parmesan bread sticks. They have to slather that box with sauce though. Then their shitty pizza sauce as a dip. I feel disgusting when I eat it but damn does it hit a spot on occasion. Even better if shame eaten in the car alone.

*extremely NOT forgetful voice* Folks,

Everyone knows about Viggo breaking his toe in Lord Of the Rings but I want other fun facts. Like Antichrist couldn’t use Willem Dafoes dick because it’s too big or they had to tone down the medals on Jason Isaac’s uniform in the Death Of Stalin. What do yall got?

Major media finally caught up with me!

Does anyone else feel bad using their high rewards credit card at small businesses? Like my Amex is reserved for special places?

Obviously when it happens I’m gonna pop a bottle of champagne cause it’s a reason to celebrate. However I submit that when the Paul brothers die it’s gonna be almost as big of a day for me.

@rickyftw.bsky.social @eliotetc.bsky.social @oocittv.bsky.social Just got my shirt. Newborn was excited he passed out. Thanks you two for everything you do.

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

The Trump Adm is arresting Don Lemon and overcharging disruptive protesters at Cities Church to posture as if it’s protecting Christians. It’s not. DHS is staging disruptive ops at other churches, at least one of which has had to go online. ... 1/4

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

hey @jay.bsky.team why did you verify the gestapo on here

if they're gonna murder you and call you a terrorist after you're dead regardless then what exactly would be the point of not bringing some of them with you

Can’t sleep but my two week old is down. Wife’s sleeping and life is calm. And Snail Mail released a new song. Life is good sometimes.

I’m getting abs the natural way this year. Coughing from pneumonia and asthma so heavily my entire abdomen is sore. Also my meal plan is using the food poisoning I’m still recovering from to keep my calories down. New year new me!!

I have learned a lot about appliances and power strips today. Thanks everyone in this thread. You’ve made me feel better about my toaster oven placement.

I think it's good actually if someone whose takes I've hated does a good thing for a good reason and is sincere about it

Sleep deprivation sucks!!!!

We made it

The protein focus is ridiculous and grossly awful for the planet to have humans consuming five times the meat they should. However BDUBS puts a protein label on their wings and if you eat like a comical amount of wings you get twice your daily protein and I thought that was funny.

just get the fuck off twitter what the fuck is your problem. delete your account and uninstall the app. the fuck are you waiting for

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

Wife got admitted for our newborn room and it’s in 1408. Stephen King baby!!!

A crunchy mom I follow for mostly lols on Facebook hopped onto a comment about me being upset that Trump may have kicked off a war yesterday and I argued with her. She’s a lunatic and I don’t know why I even attempted to engage with her. All it did was piss me off. Shes saber rattling this shit

Ate Japanese food and am fighting for my life on this toilet. Sang hearts a mess by Gotye to get through it.

I get why people maintain a presence on Twitter but I guess now that it's officially the "make nonconsenual blackmail porn of teenagers" platform on top of everything else, I really have to once again question any Influencer who does more than use it to mirror their posts from here.

it's ok to not rehabilitate war criminals by comparing them favorably to other war criminals, i promise you won't shrivel up and disappear if you go a whole year without doing it

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