Couple nights of full sleep (6-7 hours) and then one night of newborn-quality sleep crashes it all to bits

every time someone says something like "there weren't trans people when I was a kid" or some shit about trans people being a new thing because WOKE all I can think is "motherfucker Dog Day Afternoon was made in 1975"

In contract for another house, everyone said “uneventful inspection!”

Is there really something about raising small boys that makes everything smell like pee

Reading this again in the morning and my god. This is what I sound like when I’m on one?

Lol my talk-to-text was on while I was talking with my in-laws, so enjoy the TLDR of “how America is going to melt ICE”

Crenellation Robinson, ND

Excuse me to them, but those signs etched into my barn were meant to keep witches out, not invite nazis in.

One of my favorite parts of my new job is when someone asks me to do something or research something that they COULD have asked AI to do, but they have more faith in me and I also bring them snacks.

Captchas be like "find the traffic lights in these 14 blurry af pictures" but AI can't even tell you how many Rs are in Strawberry

This is wholesome and honestly sounds like a fun Valentine’s Day

From the people that taught you about hazardous materials, heavy machinery, and confined spaces, now learn about YOUNG PEOPLE

Weyland Yutani has zero discernible crew safety protocols and I find that personally offensive.

my birthday was last week and if you didn't get me anything and you have stupid money you should give a donation to or become a member of the botanical garden in my disenfranchised neighborhood, they're in real financial trouble and need help www.leachgarden.org

Extra errands around the city for work = more chances to spot the kind of advertisement I like

What can I say? Naughty times require naughty language.

Finally good enough on the new commute to start listening to podcasts again, which means I’m embarking on Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff for the first time

Things are slow at the office, and I just thought about printing out the 25+ pages of approved line art icons from the corporate library, cutting them into individual cards and sorting them by subject matter so they would be more useful. There are 1,177 of them.

For those interested in why Black & Caribbean people are going off about the sugar cane from last night's halftime show: sugar is a plantation commodity that fueled slavery & colonialism bookshop.org/p/books/swee...

Here's a crash course syllabus for folks who want to learn more about Puerto Rico's history, sovereignty, infrastructure, resistance, debt crisis and more. puertoricosyllabus.com

People around them are sharing American culture, engaging with it, finding joy, and then there's this piece of shit watching an endless stream of sex pests who've monetized perpetual grievance All American culture filtered through angry guy in sunglasses pissing and moaning at the camera in his car

I am the least cool white man alive, you should not allow me within a hundred yards of that kind of dance floor, and that made me so god damn happy to watch

I’ve seen two different videos; one asking millennial metal heads how their bluegrass kick is going, and one asking millennial punks how their outlaw country kick is going…I’ve never felt so attacked on two fronts before

This is the most beautiful flower I’ve ever seen and coincidentally it’s named after one of the most depressing novels I’ve ever read

🌱 A playful posy to celebrate the first 'Jude the Obscure' of 2026.

there once was a man from lemoor, whose mouth was as big as a door he attempted to grin, but slipped and fell in and lay inside out on the floor

Wait until he finds out that KRS-One already back in 1993 said "change your attitude, change your plan, there could never really be justice on stolen land"

Zoos should have even more smells

so here’s my issue with people who are like “I’m always joking. I’m always sarcastic. Never take me seriously.” in the rare instance where they SAY “no really, I’m serious” you’re probably gonna get tricked anyway and it’s all a joke

Fiercely competitive hackers find passion in the code: 1337-ed Rivalry

I just found out the average annual salary of the 25 year old scientists in my office 🥲

"Return to the Land" is going the way all "ethnocommunity" groups eventually go. White nationalist leader in Arkansas accused of land swindle, attempted murder arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...

From the people that taught you about hazardous materials, heavy machinery, and confined spaces, now learn about YOUNG PEOPLE

Fiercely competitive hackers find passion in the code: 1337-ed Rivalry

I have 10+ different projects/questions out where I’m waiting on responses. Often where I’m like “sure, I can do the thing you asked, what’s next?”

My 4 year old is a picky eater who gets too many treats because we’re Tired and live with her grandparents, but this weekend we are trying SUSHI (she asked)

NO KINGS BUT BRODY KING #AEWDynamite

Sending out IT support tickets to feel like I exist in the world (get email) is the 40 year old equivalent of when I used to talk to this really cute Hare Krishna guy in Portland as a lonely college student

8:32am and the cat has peanut butter on him

Anarchists are your neighbors. Their kid goes to preschool with your kid. They are in class with you at the local community College. They are your coworkers, your friends, and your family members. We don't just fucking spawn out of thin air if full black bloc gear anytime there's a protest

I wish Walton Goggins would take his charismatic ass to some other company for ads

I always assumed salad was a calorie thing, hence people being weird about toppings and dressings, but sometimes you just need some fucking fiber

Stepping out of the office to call back another place to tell them I won’t be interviewing bc I found another position. Godspeed, hiring teams, you are not on my radar for a long while I hope.

Narcan should have an ad campaign where they’ve refilmed the Pulp Fiction OD reversal scene with Maya Hawke, except now they just do a little nose spritz instead of a needle to the heart

Sorry alternating between rage/terror and ironic distance

Pretty sure I’m on a 20-23 day cycle right now and it’s unfair to have PMS nuking my mood and nerfing my meds so often

Stop using the tools of the enemy. Please, please, please use my protest animals as icons, headers, banners whatever you want to show your solidarity. I have thrown these pieces out there for people to use, partly to give them something to use from an actual human artist. I give you permission.

🍇 TS4 CC : Protest Animals Large Posters 🍇 ko-fi.com/s/f4c07c41fe I'm so happy to bring to you, these wonderful artworks by @keymonster.bsky.social . 9 swatches. Mesh Linked in post. #kikicreates #ts4cc #sims4cc #thesims4 #ts4 #sims4 #alwaysfreecc