Fluff Orpington
@flufforpington.bsky.social
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PNW small town/rural ancom and AuDHD mom. Here for the long and patient work, but not podcasts.
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Couple nights of full sleep (6-7 hours) and then one night of newborn-quality sleep crashes it all to bits
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Cake or Death
2 days ago
every time someone says something like "there weren't trans people when I was a kid" or some shit about trans people being a new thing because WOKE all I can think is "motherfucker Dog Day Afternoon was made in 1975"
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In contract for another house, everyone said “uneventful inspection!”
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Is there really something about raising small boys that makes everything smell like pee
2 days ago
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Reading this again in the morning and my god. This is what I sound like when I’m on one?
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2 days ago
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Lol my talk-to-text was on while I was talking with my in-laws, so enjoy the TLDR of “how America is going to melt ICE”
3 days ago
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Rural Indexing Project
3 days ago
Crenellation Robinson, ND
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Rebecca Ruth Seidel
3 days ago
Excuse me to them, but those signs etched into my barn were meant to keep witches out, not invite nazis in.
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One of my favorite parts of my new job is when someone asks me to do something or research something that they COULD have asked AI to do, but they have more faith in me and I also bring them snacks.
4 days ago
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Miley Crisis. ✨
4 days ago
Captchas be like "find the traffic lights in these 14 blurry af pictures" but AI can't even tell you how many Rs are in Strawberry
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This is wholesome and honestly sounds like a fun Valentine’s Day
6 days ago
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From the people that taught you about hazardous materials, heavy machinery, and confined spaces, now learn about YOUNG PEOPLE
12 days ago
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Tori Williams Douglass
6 days ago
Weyland Yutani has zero discernible crew safety protocols and I find that personally offensive.
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pony pony huckabuck
7 days ago
my birthday was last week and if you didn't get me anything and you have stupid money you should give a donation to or become a member of the botanical garden in my disenfranchised neighborhood, they're in real financial trouble and need help
www.leachgarden.org
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Leach Botanical Garden
Aerial Tree Walk, four season Pollinator Garden, native plants, meandering, wooded trails, and riparian area pathways along Johnson Creek.
https://www.leachgarden.org
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Extra errands around the city for work = more chances to spot the kind of advertisement I like
7 days ago
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Derek Powazek
8 days ago
What can I say? Naughty times require naughty language.
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Finally good enough on the new commute to start listening to podcasts again, which means I’m embarking on Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff for the first time
8 days ago
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Derek Powazek
9 days ago
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Things are slow at the office, and I just thought about printing out the 25+ pages of approved line art icons from the corporate library, cutting them into individual cards and sorting them by subject matter so they would be more useful. There are 1,177 of them.
9 days ago
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andré carrington
9 days ago
For those interested in why Black & Caribbean people are going off about the sugar cane from last night's halftime show: sugar is a plantation commodity that fueled slavery & colonialism
bookshop.org/p/books/swee...
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Sweetness and Power: The Place of Sugar in Modern History
The Place of Sugar in Modern History
https://bookshop.org/p/books/sweetness-and-power-the-place-of-sugar-in-modern-history-sidney-w-mintz/8f903ffd4d3e7159?ean=9780140092332&next=t
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Debt Collective 🟥
9 days ago
Here's a crash course syllabus for folks who want to learn more about Puerto Rico's history, sovereignty, infrastructure, resistance, debt crisis and more.
puertoricosyllabus.com
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Pookleblinky
10 days ago
People around them are sharing American culture, engaging with it, finding joy, and then there's this piece of shit watching an endless stream of sex pests who've monetized perpetual grievance All American culture filtered through angry guy in sunglasses pissing and moaning at the camera in his car
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Micah
10 days ago
I am the least cool white man alive, you should not allow me within a hundred yards of that kind of dance floor, and that made me so god damn happy to watch
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Scott Colesby Jr. | Photographer
10 days ago
I’ve seen two different videos; one asking millennial metal heads how their bluegrass kick is going, and one asking millennial punks how their outlaw country kick is going…I’ve never felt so attacked on two fronts before
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This is the most beautiful flower I’ve ever seen and coincidentally it’s named after one of the most depressing novels I’ve ever read
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11 days ago
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Ana
11 days ago
🌱 A playful posy to celebrate the first 'Jude the Obscure' of 2026.
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Granarchist
11 days ago
there once was a man from lemoor, whose mouth was as big as a door he attempted to grin, but slipped and fell in and lay inside out on the floor
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History is What's Happening
11 days ago
Wait until he finds out that KRS-One already back in 1993 said "change your attitude, change your plan, there could never really be justice on stolen land"
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Zoos should have even more smells
11 days ago
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so here’s my issue with people who are like “I’m always joking. I’m always sarcastic. Never take me seriously.” in the rare instance where they SAY “no really, I’m serious” you’re probably gonna get tricked anyway and it’s all a joke
12 days ago
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Fiercely competitive hackers find passion in the code: 1337-ed Rivalry
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12 days ago
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I just found out the average annual salary of the 25 year old scientists in my office 🥲
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Scott Kelley Ernest - CEPI x HEIR | #mtpol 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🍉
12 days ago
"Return to the Land" is going the way all "ethnocommunity" groups eventually go. White nationalist leader in Arkansas accused of land swindle, attempted murder
arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
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White nationalist leader in Arkansas accused of land swindle, attempted murder - Arkansas Times
A lawsuit in Sharp County Circuit Court accuses Peter Csere of accepting nearly two years' worth of payments but never executing the real-estate sale.
https://arktimes.com/arkansas-blog/2026/02/06/white-nationalist-leader-in-arkansas-accused-of-land-swindle-attempted-murder
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From the people that taught you about hazardous materials, heavy machinery, and confined spaces, now learn about YOUNG PEOPLE
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Fiercely competitive hackers find passion in the code: 1337-ed Rivalry
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12 days ago
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I have 10+ different projects/questions out where I’m waiting on responses. Often where I’m like “sure, I can do the thing you asked, what’s next?”
12 days ago
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My 4 year old is a picky eater who gets too many treats because we’re Tired and live with her grandparents, but this weekend we are trying SUSHI (she asked)
13 days ago
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Amy Nemmity
21 days ago
NO KINGS BUT BRODY KING
#AEWDynamite
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Maybe It Will Happen Today
10 months ago
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Sending out IT support tickets to feel like I exist in the world (get email) is the 40 year old equivalent of when I used to talk to this really cute Hare Krishna guy in Portland as a lonely college student
13 days ago
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pony pony huckabuck
13 days ago
8:32am and the cat has peanut butter on him
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Ira
14 days ago
Anarchists are your neighbors. Their kid goes to preschool with your kid. They are in class with you at the local community College. They are your coworkers, your friends, and your family members. We don't just fucking spawn out of thin air if full black bloc gear anytime there's a protest
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I wish Walton Goggins would take his charismatic ass to some other company for ads
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15 days ago
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I always assumed salad was a calorie thing, hence people being weird about toppings and dressings, but sometimes you just need some fucking fiber
15 days ago
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Stepping out of the office to call back another place to tell them I won’t be interviewing bc I found another position. Godspeed, hiring teams, you are not on my radar for a long while I hope.
16 days ago
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Narcan should have an ad campaign where they’ve refilmed the Pulp Fiction OD reversal scene with Maya Hawke, except now they just do a little nose spritz instead of a needle to the heart
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Nick
17 days ago
Sorry alternating between rage/terror and ironic distance
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Pretty sure I’m on a 20-23 day cycle right now and it’s unfair to have PMS nuking my mood and nerfing my meds so often
17 days ago
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key-lime pie
23 days ago
Stop using the tools of the enemy. Please, please, please use my protest animals as icons, headers, banners whatever you want to show your solidarity. I have thrown these pieces out there for people to use, partly to give them something to use from an actual human artist. I give you permission.
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ChronicallyKiki
21 days ago
🍇 TS4 CC : Protest Animals Large Posters 🍇
ko-fi.com/s/f4c07c41fe
I'm so happy to bring to you, these wonderful artworks by
@keymonster.bsky.social
. 9 swatches. Mesh Linked in post.
#kikicreates
#ts4cc
#sims4cc
#thesims4
#ts4
#sims4
#alwaysfreecc
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