Fluff Orpington
@flufforpington.bsky.social
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PNW small town/rural ancom and AuDHD mom. Here for the long and patient work, but not podcasts.
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Liz Thurmond
about 2 hours ago
If you got a problem, yo I’ll solve it Check out my bit while the Craftsman revolves it
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Marinaisgo
about 22 hours ago
Do you ever think that rich people buy ugly art to punish themselves for not being a part of the community anymore?
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Hopped up to touch the low ceiling of our parking garage and hurt my shoulder 🙃
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Scientist Mel
2 days ago
Gentle reminder…
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“We should learn to use AI bc it’s here for good and just another technology to use like we adopted calculators instead of using slide rules” But calculators don’t delete years of work or send people to psych wards or cause mass information
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BEAN YEAR
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NO, I DONT WANT TO OPEN MY DOCUMENT WITH AI ENABLED ITS LITERALLY A PDF A PICTURE JUST OPEN THE DOCUMENT SO I CAN SEE IT THATS YOUR ONLY JOB A PIECE OF PAPER WOULD WORK BETTER THAN THIS
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Guy responsible for webinars on teaching people how to better use AI in their work at this global company is getting 100% questions about business risk of hallucinations and resource cost of the queries
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master!
2 days ago
For me, genderqueer means I only identify as a “woman” for industry events that provide free food. Women in STEM hosting a meet up with wine and nibbly bits? Awesome - I am woman.
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I was praised for my topic transition during a meeting today and I said “Thanks, I’ve been listening to some good podcasts lately” but no one has asked which 🥲
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The Wreck of the Linnea Hartsuyker
2 days ago
Your package has an affair with a warehouse in New Jersey Your package goes to California to "find themselves" Your package decides monogamy is not for them The mail carrier finds your package living in a beach apartment in Santa Monica Your package is out for delivery Your package has arrived
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Gregory Possum-Friend
2 days ago
ran into my buddy paul from high school. haven't seen him since he left to go to college in arrakis. apparently he's in charge of worms at some big company now. good for him
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Dr. Damien P. Williams can't think of a fun display name right n
21 days ago
C'mon propublica, not you too. I just… don't fucken do this, man… Not the people who literally broke the story about how "AI" systems disproportionately harm the already marginalized, reinscribing prejudice into supposedly objective process w/ life & death results. All that shit's still there, y'all
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John Breen
3 days ago
I wish I could mute “TACO” but still see posts about actual tacos
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So we moved into a city/neighborhood with a reputation for being really snotty and classist but uh… maybe they didn’t get the memo about us bc it’s been really nice so far
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Cacao Byproduct
4 days ago
Truck or Treat: clicker-based reconditioning away from impulses to buy ungainly, large vehicles
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So moving into our own house is apparently doing amazing things for everyone’s sleep. I can’t remember the last time I got 8 hours and stayed in my own bed the whole night
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Ren 🧚🏼🐺🕯️🐝🏔️🏳️⚧️🌱🏴☠️🏳️🌈🃏🎵🪄🔮
5 days ago
Going with the flow ~ a masterclass we are getting really good at…
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These poodles with their color-coordinated sunglasses and harnesses are better prepared for life than me
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maimonides nutz
5 days ago
There are no former scholars, only dormant scholars
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Forgot the backpack full of pills 👍
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Both the kids beds are assembled, but we still can’t find the right pegs and screws to reassemble our bed so we’re just floor parents
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6 days ago
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I dunno, man, was the Victorian era really the quality you want to go for with your elder care?
7 days ago
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They moved all of the furniture and boxes into the new house yesterday but today no one can find any of the hardware to reassemble the beds
7 days ago
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)
7 days ago
All I think when I see that picture is dudes rock
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Maybe It Will Happen Today
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Season 2 of Deadloch let’s gooo
8 days ago
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At work today while husband and movers put everything in the new house and we’ll see whether the lack of anxiety comes back threefold when I walk in tomorrow.
8 days ago
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Kay Whitlock
8 days ago
Last night I watched the brilliant 1972 film, "Cabaret," for what must be the 30th time; this scene never fails to send chills down my spine. Today, I think of Steve Miller, Pete Hegseth, JD Vance, ICE, & the global rise of violent right-wing ideology and organizing. 1/2
youtu.be/SDuHXTG3uyY?...
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Tomorrow belongs to me - Cabaret
YouTube video by nibelungenstar
https://youtu.be/SDuHXTG3uyY?si=YPlsDo3-_P1S0QDs
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Forgot that it was April Fool’sDay until I saw the first post and my eyes rolled so far into my head that I did a factory reset
9 days ago
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Starite 🌟
10 days ago
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️⚧️
#art
#tdov
#transart
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How long is it going to take me to use a carpet cleaner on three small to medium sized bedrooms (please don’t ChatGPT this)
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Vidal Bassoon
11 days ago
Slapping a "We don't dial 811" bumper sticker on the Ditch Witch.
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GillianNaps (better)
11 days ago
PoV: you have jailed me for crimes like being a silly little guy, being whimsical, possession drug charges, being cute, stealing a cop car and being a silly billy
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K. Chen
12 days ago
My wife and I were temporarily required to wake up at like 5 or something stupid for a few months and it was the most productive time of our lives I hated it so much.
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Straightjackets: Don’t love the “we’ll restrict your movement whenever we feel like it” BUT… that deep hugging pressure has me thinking about those sleep pod things that are like a giant sock cocoon for your body
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This morning 4 yo asked “what’s periods?” Me: “It comes out of your body into your undies. It’s blood but you’re not bleeding.” Her: “Oooh s p o o k y”
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Jeremy Hammett
13 days ago
The weird thing about being a decent guy who’s friends are decent guys is you sometimes struggle understanding how fucked up dudes can be but I just saw a husband yell at his wife in a parking lot because he forgot his coat.
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STUMPTOWN SCUD 🦐
13 days ago
if you have a kid with only 1 dose of the MMR, like this partially vaccinated person who just caught measles did, call your pediatrician right now and schedule the second dose right now. they can get it any time >28 days after the first dose. if they won't administer it get a different pediatrician
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Need a t-shirt that says “I got stuck in the rabbit hole slide at Enchanted Forest”
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Gresham and Winco users
www.kptv.com/2026/03/13/g...
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Multnomah County confirms measles case linked to Gresham grocery store exposure
Multnomah County confirmed that a measles case in a partially vaccinated person has been linked to the March 7 exposure at a Gresham grocery store.
https://www.kptv.com/2026/03/13/gresham-grocery-store-identified-measles-exposure-site/?fbclid=IwdGRleAQ051JleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEeBCQvinDhGHQVBSNP3Jrmb7z6GkNEkoYcwUSqz0_sIMmo--RsZIspcckUNDE_aem_UKyjWzoJwZvpB2mzL4pUmQ
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This morning 4 yo asked “what’s periods?” Me: “It comes out of your body into your undies. It’s blood but you’re not bleeding.” Her: “Oooh s p o o k y”
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cait (and adonis)
13 days ago
in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing
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Molly White
13 days ago
see you there
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Just told my in-laws about the hopefulness of
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Siege
11 months ago
The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
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Sweet Science, Savage Art
16 days ago
Another round on No Kings protests are scheduled for this week. While we absolutely should have critiques of their orgs and rallies, there also lies opportunities. Here is a thread on things much more useful than just staying home....
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Okay, there are multiple people now who say they’ve never heard of kitty litter cakes. Did I fucking hallucinate this as being a thing in the late 80s early 90s
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Ever get so bored at work you spend 15 minutes trying to remove the penny that’s been jammed in the tampon machine since before you started working there
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Even shallow caves freak me out bc I can feel the weight of the mountain ready to crush me
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Call the Midwife wants a word
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