I think it’s significant that in every fanfic I’ve ever read, twitter is still very much twitter and very much old twitter. Not this new abomination. The ideal world has lots of openly out queer people and a regular twitter.

I just got into crosswords and sometimes these clues make me feel fucking crazy.

I have a habit of locking doors behind me when I’m feeling anxious, which has increasingly lead to a hilarious little situation where I will literally close and lock the door in my husband’s face while we’re unloading groceries.

Instagram keeps telling me to promote my post about my cat dying. Because it got such great engagement.

Slip the stitch through, don’t pull too tight. Over around through. Over around through. One after another after another after another. Her eyes in the dark the thump of her heart. Her hand thin and dry. Her laugh low and light. My mother and her mother and her mother’s mother’s mother. Here.

Therapy notes: an update to my crisis plan. And since every day is a crisis now…

No but how is Shane Hollander literally making a multi-year plan for his life with a man he is so surprised to learn is his boyfriend that he literally stops having a panic attack? Autism, I guess. But come on buddy. #HeatedRivalry

This is not a hot take, this is a very very cold take, but if there is a transgender person somewhere doing something and you think that's politics, and you don't want politics at the grocery store or whatever, you're the one that brought politics into it. You did that. Not us.

Do you ever think that rich people buy ugly art to punish themselves for not being a part of the community anymore?

I just almost did this myself, so remember everyone: Falling for rage-bait is turning yourself into an op and doing the right's job for them.

I hung out with my token straight friend last night and we were looking at each other's IG feeds and her's literally had a picture of a man with a fish and mine was a transwoman making her friend up to look as trashed and crusty as Pam Bondi did when she got fired.

While I don’t have a sexual attraction to Thursday, it is the best day. Objectively.

If a man is talking: no. If the man is queer: on thin ice mister. If they are merely man shaped: yes.

The main take away from Project Hail Mary is that you can literally shoot a grade school teacher out of a doom cannon and they will solve every problem they find on the way down.

If I see a man talking to a woman in the promo for your show I’m not watching it. I don’t care what it’s about.

Be the Yuna Hollander you want to see in the world.

Sometimes I think that my historical issues with writing narrative are tied to my own problems with what I consider to be the most damaged versions of myself. It’s hard to write someone else when you’re too affected by self hatred.

But why don’t we call the people of Perth perthlings?

I set out to make my fortune. But the dog wouldn’t leave you And the road was too wide So you found me hours later Underneath the winnebago That Phil used to live in In the yard.

I liked season two of live action One Piece so much I’m actually watching the cartoon. It’s very gay.

Sorry, what? I was writing an essay on Ilya Rozanov's thumbs. #heatedrivalry

Come to Gresham, Oregon. Soon to be the chicken corner capital of the world.

Question for people who rode horses as a kid, how old were you when you started helping the farrier shoe the horses? As in, helping calm them and grab their legs for him?

Hey disability and accessibility Bluesky do you know how to make your speech to text stop randomly capitalizing shit? Because it is so hard to go and edit those random capitalizations out of my fucking posts.

I have been having the worst eczema flareup for the last year on the tips of my fingers to the extent that they are cracked and bleeding basically all the time and we just found out that I’m probably reacting to one of the things I was using to solve this problem, which is good to know.

I just thought about the people who cut and style dead people’s hair. Like. Bro. That’s never going to grow back. What if you fuck it up? I guess they’re not going to complain.

ThredUp, what in the fuck?

What's Working PDX is free to read this week in honor of #TDOV open.substack.com/pub/whatswor...

All my life I have wanted a blue zip up 3 stripe hoodie from adidas. Today I almost bought one but I chickened out. Why am I like this? Honestly. It’s $65. I paid that for a healthcare for all hoodie last month at an event because there was a draft. And the zipper is really nice.

Straight men have found my post about hot ladies and they are really missing the point.

Every TDOV I send a polaroid of my asshole to Lindsey Graham to show her that unlike that tired skank, I remain genital wart free. WHO'S THE THREAT NOW BITCH?

American queers watching #HeatedRivalry over and over and identifying more and more with Ilya as our country kremlinizes. We can’t all move to Ottawa and marry a hot Canadian with a thick dumpie.

The first time I watched the Vegas rooftop kiss I was like fuck you Ilya, you selfish fuckboy asshole and now I’m like my baby, you just want a little queer joy to take home to your fuckass dad and brother and homophobic country. #heatedrivalry

Ilya Rozanov just looking at Shane with pure lust but everyone thinks he hates him. Meanwhile he’s smiling at people and nobody knows he’s actually so bored and annoyed.

The older I get the more I realize how much of a vast conspiracy it has been to characterize middle aged women as frumpy and unhot. ARE YOU SERIOUS? Are you seeing this? They’re everywhere and just 🤯 goddesses.

Everybody’s out here getting pussy tattoos.

/Oh Good. Everyone I hate in one Zoom. What a treasure./

Every time I have to write the word "LEARNING" in capital letters by hand, it's like the force of 1,000 suns is necessary to keep me from just riding that fucker forever. LEARNINININININININININININININININININININININININININING

I'd be much less angry if Lithgow straight came out and said that elder care in the US is so expensive he has to suck transphobe dick or die on the street.

The veil of ableism is so frequently the last one to be questioned at all, let alone to fall. Because when we let go of our proximity to ablebodiedness, we must also acknowledge the truth of our essential unsafety under capitalism.

The revolution is not a singular event. It’s a living, breathing constant.

Yall ever just think about torque?

Burn what's left of me when I go. This world doesn't get to have me Any longer than I say it does.

My notes from therapy are just a heart that says "QUEER SEX" inside it in capital letters.

Book 3/9 for @trreadathon.bsky.social was Key Lime Sky. I loved it, the setting was adorable, the main character is very likable, and the plot was a complete surprise. Audiobook narrator did give he MC Tina Belcher voice, which I actually hated so much. #transrightsreadathon

I spent the whole morning writing fan fic. I have about 2.75 hours to do my job. I think I can make it happen.

What's Working PDX is here! open.substack.com/pub/whatswor...

Maintenance truck in front of us on the drive to work says “ a lifetime of care for elevators and escalators” and that’s beautiful.

“ I love you. But your actions have consequences.” My husband, to the dog

Supplicant, I ask When will I be whole? When will I be loved? Seer, you tore apart my heart. Love is not real, you said. To the one who loved you. Love is only debt and payment. I have never paid And I have never owed Not you. Not anyone. Love is a valley I live in for free.