Fuck this guy.

We are on the cusp of 2026. We still have The Rolling Stones. The motherfucking greatest rock and roll band in the world. The Whole Wide World!

Are the 49ers in a nasty throwdown tonight? Real fans want to know. #snf

Good news: your team is playing this week’s marquee game in #SNF #NFL #49ers Bad News: this👇

Guess who just dropped a bag of flour while clearing out the post-holiday pantry?

The fuck kind of piece of dogshit car burns up a quart a mile? Those dipshit greaseballs at Rydell High School couldn’t even learn anything in Auto Shop.

It’s two days after Xmas. Santa Travolta can get the fuck off of my living room TV now.

DK should be able to do whatever he wants to this guy, rt if you agree

Hey Fox News come get your boy

I love December 26th. No more shitty holiday music.

I fucking LOVE Dec. 26th.

Totally needing an AFL history lesson, right now, AL.

I love watching the Chiefs have to work on Xmas for nothing.

Byeeeeee.

Detroit Lions, you haven’t been serious since 1957. Byyyyyyeee

I forget - was this Jesus’s birthday, or deathday?

Best. Xmas. Ever.

Feeling sad for Commanders fans who had nothing better to do today. #nfl

Dazed and Confused is a Christmas movie

Clipping my fingernails at 7:30 am is my new Christmas tradition.

Christmas is a Halloween movie.

A person who is not kind to animals is a person you should immediately cut out of your life forever.

6:17am on Xmas eve so yeah, I’m listening to Iron Maiden.

I sent my Toyotathon wish list to Jan - she better get me something nice.

America, get ready for some Niners football the next two weeks.

if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

Hey is Philip Rivers playing tonight nobody has mentioned him in 15 seconds

My Power Couple of 2025 is Helen Mirren and Pierce Brosnan.

And there it is...

John Brodie being mentioned on SNF was not on my bingo card. #12 should be in the Hall. #49ers

SNF on NBC has completely ship of Theseus'ed the original Joan Jett song, piece by piece, season by season.

With the DET loss, SF has clinched a playoff berth.

…. And that’s how the 49ers clinch a playoff spot! #NFL #Steelers

Maria Farmer was right. 🙌🙏👇

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

the precise moment where all the accumulated recklessness of your terrible decisions is suddenly clear to you. may many others have this moment

The U

I don’t even know how to AI.

Jake Paul is, and has always been, a fraud. He's one of the worst things ever to happen to boxing, and it's time for him to fuck off, and stay gone.

Can we have Jake Paul do this again? And every day?

The Righteous Gemstones was a documentary, not a comedy/parody.

Remember that iPhone when they were touting the speakers in the commercials? Some old dude climbing a high dive and he could still hear the music from his phone at deck level next to his much younger female companion? Yeah, that was some funny shit. Fire Eddy. Fire Craig. Fire Timmy. Fire all.

Nobody gonna remember this dummy in ten years. www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...

They’ll fucking turn anything into a Lego playset, won’t they? Who the fuck needs Lego flowers?

Really digging all of these “Prime Video” ads during Thursday Night Football showing movies that you need to RENT or BUY. Fuck Bezos sideways. #NFL

Hawaiian version of “Felix Navidad.” Fucking kill me now.

Fun fact: in Hell, they play Hawaiian Christmas music all year long.

Clock ticking on Puka Nacua.

Fuck AI. And ICE.