This Red Dwarf reboot looks a bit shit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zufp...

me: *screaming into the abyss* the abyss: who gave you this number

Ok, so you remember Zombie by The Cranberries, their 'fuck off' at IRA terrorism? Remember there was an appalling happy boppy 90s Eurodance cover that would make even Hideo Kojima go "Jesus Christ that's tone deaf"? That, just to break everyone's brain on an existential level like a Junji Ito comic.

Bridge Over The River Equine

Ten years, wait till it gets monetised. "Not tonight, I have an ad break."

September 30th/October 1st

And another thing: does the city name HAVE to sound so much like a valley town here in South Wales boyo bach?

Congratulations on Jimmy Carr's achievement in becoming the most disliked British comic entertainer after losing to James Corden for so long.

People who need to be cancelled (again for many), not because of what they say, but because they're willing to take a paycheck from those who are bloodthirsty monsters. www.theguardian.com/culture/2025... David Cross is the goat here: officialdavidcross.com/blogs/press/...

Life proper feeling like being Captain Scarlet in those end-credit artworks at the moment.

And thus the wholly expected asset stripping begins because the World Babyverse did SO WELL. insider-gaming.com/new-ea-owner...

“What would happen if a science nerd from Boston was sent back in time and then turned into a dragon and then instead of doing anything else he spent most of the story figuring out how dragons work, scientifically”

What character permanently altered your brain chemistry? Book or film equivalent, either works.

Subtly downgrade a band: The Second Base Pistols.

Remember in A Death In The Family, when The Joker killed Jason Todd in the Middle East and then claimed diplomatic immunity as a member of the UN Assembly? ...I wonder what's making me think of that. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I'd play this JRPG.

Right, let's cheer things up. Post a happy TV theme that you like. Or post several! I see your Des Lynam and raise you Dickie Davies. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWxc...

So I hear Ace Attorney Trilogy is getting a free update and it will be some manner of 'scene creator'. ...Here is the shipping forecast.

WEEKEND WORLD THEME LADS youtu.be/JBysEkQHr2Y?...

Anything and everything by Tim and Geoff Follin.

Journey Of The Sorcerer. youtu.be/wZdZKolMIl0?...

Lads, magic to a unicorn may be as natural as breathing but everyone has standards and there is no biological benefit in doing a striped shit.

I am not in this picture and I don't like it. (also, hand bias)

And now the news in your area.

Well that's solved that furry debate once and for all.

"So here in the UK we had to call it 'Boss Cat' because there was a already cat food brand called 'Top Cat' and that, of course, would have been problematic for the publicly-funded BBC. It was lost on nobody, however, that, whatever it was called, it was basically just Sergeant Bilko but with cats."

You realise there's no Jigsaw because nobody in the film will ever finish it, right

I found @ealadubhsidhe sona when I was at that antique mall about a week ago! 🦄✨

unmasked scooby-doo villain: AND I'VE WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO!! IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY OWN LACK OF FORESIGHT AND PLANNING FOR VARIOUS CONTINGENCIES! fred: wow unmasked scooby-doo villain: what? fred: nothing, we've just never had someone take accountability like that

Genuinely cannot tell if the marketing writer for this multipack of Monster Munch should be fired or applauded.

Why has it only got four stars? What critical thought process has to be going through your head to give it four stars rather than one or five? 'Yeah it was decent but the sex bits could have used some help.' ...Yes I know it's 37 reviews; (a) don't spoil the gag and (b) that makes this even worse.

"Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech"

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech"

"DEVO and perms, THE 80s ARE BACK BABY"

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"

Just Rick Danko

dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass

No New Pictures, Where Are You Mentally?

Age verification: remember the iomega zip drive? That lasted for about ooh, three weeks? I bloody do, when I wasn't editing RPG fanzines my first major internet usage was downloading early MAME roms onto it with the crappy dialup in my Dad's university office. Yes we actually had UNIVERSITIES then.

The Sound of Silent Running #sci-folk

I have so many dystopian questions.

BLOBBY! NOOOOOOOO! :((((((

Unless it’s also got Street Hawk and Manimal, not playing

This is just Sonic '06.