Nonce Cabs, the most effectual Nonce Cabs, when you’ve been in a cell Close friends not anywhere to be seen? We’ll drive you away from the scene. Nonce Cabs The indisputable leader of the rank You’re a nonce, you’re a shit But if you leave a tip We’ll pick you up. Nonce Cabs…

Wait, didn't we just do this with Russel Tovey Fu-A shark attack survivor transforms into a shark-human hybrid each full moon. He battles flesh-eating mermaids for beach territory while one mermaid and the were-shark develop feelings for one another IT IS IT BLOODY IS www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhwu...

Finally got around to finishing this! You bet your ghibli ass I had to put a unicorn up in this bad boy

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I love how apt it is that they named it after the protaganist of the most impenetrable game series ever made.

Age verification: George was best Beatle. Fact.

Post your favourite LOTR character. (wrong answers only)

If 'angry and depressed' isn't the new 'tired and emotional' I will be very surprised.

Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, stop. We had all at least HEARD of Peter Mandelson.

In the words of Yahtzee Croshaw: "Do it again now you're all angry and careless." www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVsG...

Reform UK is completely full, so Tory MPs are now defecting to the Sugababes.

THAR SHE BLOOOOWS

You don’t look too fucking sorry

RT this post only if you have ever played ALL of the following: Zaxxon Berzerk Robotron: 2084 Joust Marble Madness Paperboy Pole Position Golden Axe The Simpsons Arcade Game Gauntlet

RT this post only if you have ever used ALL of the following: Rotary Telephone Printed Phone Book VHS Rental Store Disposable Film Camera Walkman Typewriter Floppy Disk Analog TV Antennas Printed Road Map Pay Phone

You're not pulling it off there, mate.

Idea for a reality show: BRITPOP DEMON HUNTERS where Jarvis Cocker tracks down members of Sleeper with a stake.

This is his educational moral message to all the kids watching at home at the end of the episode.

"Our standing rule is: If one of us brings up using GenAI in any of our work, then it's safe to assume we've been assimilated by The Thing and should be burned alive by Kurt Russell," said a game design consultant in the US.

Imagine if the Threshold warp had created a timeline where the Mrs Columbo spinoff was actually *really good*.

Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.

Has anyone in this week's rolling meme tried Sensodyne instead?

Columbo is ABSOLUTELY the most Fae detective there is. Pops up on the crime scene, meets the murderer, BAM. Now he has their name, and with the fae 'contract' signed, Columbo has been granted all the power over the perp's life and every trick to do what he sees fit with it.

"AI is a cognitive amplifier" said nobody with any sincere higher cognitive function ever.

I was hoping Supermarionation, tbh.

Wallace & Gromit in The Wrong Travis.

Jesus this at least 99 percent me. youtu.be/vwxUfSJLID4

I was thinking about that 1980s James Bond movie where everybody's trying to get their hands on a Fabergé egg for some reason And then I realized: It's an Egg McGuffin.

I could be boring and say 'A Day In The Life'. But I'm not going to, and instead answering 'every George song the other sods rejected, particularly the unreleased Not Guilty with its raw guitar and bass'.

Jet Jaguar, the Godzilla robot that programs itself to grow bigger. Look, I didn't make the 70s up.

Please read this article. Thank you, if you do.

The Last Unicorn is a road movie. I will not be taking further questions.

BATMAN KERB DRILL (1967): Holy PIF! While on a promotional tour for Batman, Adam West filmed this road safety public information film for British kids, in character as the caped crusader, and it's every bit as wonderful as you'd expect.

Before checking the comments I was convinced (but wrong) that somebody would have posted the walled-up painting of Jon Pertwee from Timelash.

'Adversaries in the Arctic region'

Use a gif or vid to describe your mood today

WHERE THE HELL DID YOU BASTARDS PUT THE WARRANTY

For when you want to relax while feeling as though Pac-Man is about to eat you. You are resigned to your fate. Pac-Man is hungry. And you are eager to embrace being a ghost.

youtu.be/kYrUWfLlYI0?... I give you this absolute joy. Plate smashing is very much orchestral.

Right, that's that. Happy Recycled Year everyone and let's keep the extended warranty safe this time.

Tom Baker promotes The Book Tower, early 1981. Presumably he's wondering if he's ever going to do another job that doesn't involve sitting on freezing cold beaches in the dead of winter.

"Was David Tennant not available?"

Dale Carnegie's 'How To Win Friends And Influence People'.

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