Rage Against Florence + The Machine

American Classmates Having Difficulty Understanding Better Educated Foreign Exchange Student https://theonion.com/american-classmates-having-difficulty-understanding-bet-1828551698/

Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

“While sad, the passing of Jane Goodall reminds us of the value in face-to-face interactions. That’s why we at Orodruin Finance don’t believe in remote work.”

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid

Tide pod challenge 2025 edition

"Can we get the Epstein files?" "We have the Epstein files at home" The Epstein files at home:

Here are my top 10 dog sneezes!

This needs to be reposted often

Ginsburg N' Roses

Dutch late night TV has its take

Almost finished with season 2 of Andor and they still haven't shown us the Ghorman spiders. What the fuck Disney, you couldn't front the money for a single shot of a giant spider shitting out some Harris Tweed?

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Bernie Madoff and I discuss how to invest for retirement

Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT Not so clumsy, nor so random - As a blaster - in its rage More elegant - the weapon More civilized - the age

This is so awesome

"Digital Insane Asylum" is a great name for a metal band

Mr. Mamdani do you condemn "The Rise of Skywalker"?

The existence of Cat Sith implies that there are also Cat Jedi.

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

The Dunning-Crapper effect is when you think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really just cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup. (From season 1 of the Venture Bros.)

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie 56 Days Later

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

"I guess it really is a Big Tent" I yell over the sounds of breaking glass caused by David Brooks throwing a metal trash can through the window of a Starbucks to distract the police while Bill Kristol spray paints NO SYSTEM BUT THE ECOSYSTEM on a cop car

I wrote about some details that the Trump administration might not want to come to light when it comes to what kind of deal Trump has truck with Bukele asharangappa.substack.com/p/whats-the-...

@unclearpod.bsky.social Miss you guys! Hope you are doing well ♥️

Only 90s kids

Checking in on CNBC this morning

Belgian beef:

I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane. Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.

1. Put huge tariffs on everything 2. Blow up the national debt 3. Crash the stock market 4. Eliminate the government's ability to provide basic services and respond to crises 5. ??? 6. Profit!!!

THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a dual-antibody treatment that remains effective against ALL SARS-CoV-2 variants by targeting a less-mutable part of the virus. This breakthrough could lead to longer-lasting therapies that OUTPACE viral evolution. 🧪🧵⬇️

From the newly updated Department of Defense photo archives

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