Peas aren’t that bad! #JusticeForPeas

My momma cussed one of my college homeboys tf out behind her butter beans. We get active.

ALLUM

What did peas ever do to y’all? Butter. Salt. Pepper. Magic!

I’m over here deleting drafts like

A crippling housing crisis.

NNNNNGGGGYEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

Only thing worse than the 9 AI billboards leaving SFO Is the 20 AI billboards on the way to SFO SF, you are a parody of yourself Goodbye, until the bubble pops 😘

I ain't gon hold you, Millionaire's Bacon is amazing. I don't know WTF else y'all got going on over there...

Saw a quote that said “men think that because you liked them once, you will like them forever. Sir i don’t like the version of myself that liked you in the first place “

This was so real in the early 2000s. Like we were walking the street barefoot from dancing all night. It was too turnt.

The Grande Dame arriving to #BravoCon made me emotional 🥹

I don’t attribute the bird shit to one generation. From pterodactyl to pigeon, they come in all ages.

HOLY SHIT. They found the genes for fibromyalgia - and it's *not* autoimmune, it's the central nervous system. It's very cool to see some progress made on the thing that's ruined my life since late teenage years!

@sfdirewolf.bsky.social just passed away. What a heartbreaking loss. And a reminder of how important Teen Vogue was.

I am so glad she said this in the way that she said it “you all are lying” www.instagram.com/reel/DRDco_V...

i know i say this a lot but if you're a younger millennial or younger do not listen to any of these old mfs LIE about y'all being lazy or things being easier or whatever. it has never ever been this hard and shit ain't never COSTED THIS GOT DAMN MUCH. and i DON'T mean the normal inflation thing.

census data so it doesn't just seem like I'm being too Old Man Yells At Cloud. www.census.gov/library/stor...

So about this pic.... I had this lil joker sitting in my lap & kicking it hard all rally. I knew who his mama was cuz when she walked by he reached out. His daddy was there, I had no idea cuz 1. He never reached for him & 2. His dad walked right by and never once even looked in his direction.

You marry her 💅🏽💍

What’s funny is I liked this before I knew what it was about and now that I know?!?!

Welp, he just got ugly. I wish I knew less about celebrities. Cain’t even lust without being assaulted by ignorance.

I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed. Here are the words she left behind: www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...

Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated

Bwoyyyyy I tell you. Meg must have a prime account with Karmazon. Anybody who speak ill on her the downfall be there in 48 hours.

Ms. Rodeen, Senior Year Physics - She gave me a gentlewoman’s C because she could tell I was reeeally trying and skressed 🤣😭 the only test I passed (and ACED!) was the color spectrum unit.

My moustache.

Yeah 2010 was my first and last time attending Thanksgiving night Cream of Beat. They broke into everyone’s cars and stole my big purse outta the car smh

Update:

Babyface written over 125 Top 10 hits 16 of which were number 1’s on the main chart. But among them: FOURTY FIVE of them were #1 R&B hits !! That is the king of R&B

Y’all ain’t @ me in none of those questions and idk if I should be happy or offended

Most Americans do not care about what happens to children. They don't care if the children starve at school. Please let's not pretend this is a country filled with ethical people, that will react appropriately to whatever is in those files

If you live in Chicago, Illinois. All baskets include Turkeys. Please pass this info on if you know someone in need: Blue Cross give away: Saturday Nov 15th, noon - 2pm @ 756 E 111th Saturday Nov 22nd, 11am - 1:30pm @ 11840 S Marshfield Saturday Nov 15th 11am - 1:30pm @ 2551 W. Cermak Road.

I am in utter shock. www.kron4.com/news/bay-are...

Klay a better man than me bc I would have asked Pat Bev if that white woman is why he had to finish his basketball career in Israel and still never won anything.

Courier made a searchable database of all the emails the House Oversight Committee has released. When I tell yall Shonda Rhimes couldn’t have written shit like this!!!

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to be fair, I bet "I'd take a bullet for you" hits different when it comes from a Kennedy

Convenience

Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him

Anyone who’s ever used emergency contraception or gains peace of mind by even having it on hand owes Dr Camp a debt of gratitude. What a force. (Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!) Great obit—no paywall.

*currently married to a bald Kappa please let me get my shit off, mkay?

I can smell the lies and fake bank statements hanging outta their pockets

Immediately thought of this video 😂

People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to