I actually do get flustered if a girl hits on me

I feel this in my soul 😂

This is the ideal male body.

Strange little man Wish I could always look so comfortable

Avery is filled with many pleasant sounds.

they can come into the tent when they admit they were wrong and change their views we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit

If you want to commission me you have to defeat my 7 evil regulars

Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only

My dream business.

They called him Slick Willie for a reason ya know

Thick n sticky NSFW IRL

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

I disturbed their sleep.

@tanasimensis.bsky.social 👀

Masters of the Air started really strong but the last few episodes have really just been in a total spiral which makes me sad. Just adding way way way too many characters and story lines and at this point the episodes are like clip shows and disjointed. Not even gonna show Big Week? Bah

Thick n sticky NSFW IRL

Kind of amazing. After all those hundreds of republican votes over the years it took the democrats to kill Obamacare lol. In exchange for nothing except making their holiday travel plans more convenient

Me: damn look at her curves... Friend: who you looking at? Me:

I am enjoying the construction on my way to work. And the construction on the posted detour. And now the construction on the detour to the detour I came up with 🙃

"This could take down Democrats, too." I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office. Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

Give us locked AD accounts you cowards. I have no where to send videos/pics and want my horny account I can just toss them up on. As well as access to all the folks comfortably having their own fun and sharing it with like minded folk. People just passionately doing their own thing is the best porn.

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

It's good that pumpkins aren't sentient or they'd be REAL mad about us cutting their tops off, ripping their guts out, carving faces into their corpses, and displaying them in front of our residences every year.

Finished YCH for Kemper

I need my world to be animals

South American puma 🐈💜 [comm] #furryart #characterdesign #furryadopt

Yeah I know millions of us will lose their healthcare and for some time millions of us faced hunger to hold the line to preserve benefits for both groups but have you considered that your wealthy representatives had travel plans?

Mmm. Clairet

I see the guy down the road is having a normal one.

This U Boat game is getting weird.

Howdy neighbor.

This made me laugh.

How I want to be at cons vs how I usually end up being at cons.

I have spoken to no fewer than three writing friends who have had troubles feeling seen lately. It's a struggle I've felt I've had since starting out self-publishing and always just hard trying to feel like your stories matter. So if you have time to read someone's fics, please let them know you did

Why would you cave to this, @schumer.senate.gov, you old birdbrain, you blockhead, you rotten fink!

I'm not watching foundation just to look at partially disrobed Lee Pace I swear

Welp. First snow of the year 🙃

me yesterday: look, Chuck Schumer is an incompetent dipshit, but somehow he’s played the shutdown semi-functionally because his opponents are even stupider today: you fool, you idiot, Chuck Schumer has only appeared vaguely competent because his caucus actively revolted should have known better

I think my cats know when I'm just about to go to the bathroom because as soon as I'm like "I should go take a pee/poop" one will hop in my lap

The cats keep putting their toy mice in the laundry basket and I keep washing them accidentally and I have to start to wonder if they're doing this on purpose

The cult building near me from the behind the bastards episodes from the other week🙃

Two of them.

I bought a ridiculous shirt

*smacks Mk 14 torpedo* this baby can fit so many malfunctions in it.

Who wants to lick some top ass. 🍑

judy hopps rule 34 where she’s just turning in her badge and quitting because the hottest thing a cop can do is fucking quit

When we say phrenology let's be clear what that means: A way to abstract all prejudices the ruling class holds into a "scientific" justification. The oligarchs want to be able to say "I'm not a bigot, I'm just abiding by the decision of the infallible machine."

I commend Pelosi on her courageous commitment to using her position to profit through investments in the stock market based on privileged information and her tireless efforts to defend our government from shifts to the left that would have benefited ordinary people.