*shakes head as he sees the fourth missed call from a contractor calling during work to confirm an appointment but not one voicemail left* Why is every place like this now? Doctors, state agencies,contractors they just all refuse to leave a voicemail and then say they just couldn't get a hold of you

Cat on cat horny times hit different.

*sets up booth, hangs sign that says "Top Ass Tastes: $10", bends over*

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

And three today what the fuck xD

If she had blonde hair she probably wouldn't have been fired tbh

[CW: M x M x F, Bisexual threesome, Coyote sandwich w/ snep bread] @schmozy.bsky.social having some fun with my kitties 💕 #NSFW #FurryArt

It's funny every time I've told a boss I want off the shop floor or off machines every one always says "nah you'll miss it being a machinist is in the blood" or some variation and hahaha no I never even intended this to be my career. I'm good at it. Damn good. Doesn't mean I enjoy it.

For some reason I fapped 4 times yesterday, each one more intense than the previous 🤷

PEPFAR, the program to stop hundreds of thousands of children and adults from dying of HIV/AIDS, was $6.5 billion a year.

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

Puma from today's stream! #art #furryart #furry

Need

Wow. I'm shocked. Who could have foreseen this?

You know, this is how I piss people off but, SoFurry: what the actual fuck? This was the best furry site for reading and now I don't even know what it is. Certain results are removed from searches (historic and new). There is NO discoverability for people to find new things.

My very normal son

I have saved this random bot/language not understander YouTube comment for years because it is so beautiful. Sometimes in arguments I pull it out.

"You've tried the best, now try the rest" would be a killer thing to say after finishing if you were the first in line at a gang bang.

I figure I got a month three before my roof falls apart and my house becomes unlivable. Finding pieces of it all over the yard and out to the street every day 🙃 Don't got the money to fix it. Roommate sharing costs might make it possible but how can I rent a room in a place that needs repair?

ArthurFistClench.jpg There's some what looks to be like a 18 year old broccoli haired kid in a three piece suit being given a tour at work

I don't need to touch grass I need to eat it (I'm a cat and my tummy is upset)

Ugh pooms Such prissy little disasters

I am begging bsky for private accounts…

My very normal son

*crunching Chex mix* you ever...been with someone with retractable claws before?

*crunching Chex mix* you ever...been with someone with retractable claws before?

Pick a glory hole western man

It's seemingly "nobody is up for chatting" weekend

I have a distaste in regards to gaming when friends take something new and legitimately fun, and then min-max optimize it until all the joy is forcefully wringed out of it There's something lovely and magical at being just bad at something and having fun with it, it's so damn important

Me watching my cats be dumb: Remember when I had a smart cat? My friend: No?

You wake up with a sore hole, bite marks on the nape of your neck and claw marks on your hips. Poom dad is in the kitchen making breakfast

If you think about it basically all cats are on UBI cause they used to have the job of rodent control and now they just hang out. Sure they can still do that job when required it's just not as common anymore.

I need to find a new job. The only thing worse than being miserable with the state of existence in this place is being surrounded by coworkers who are all openly gleeful about it

Imagine being a patriot for a country that doesn't promise you healthcare or decent wages or education or childcare. Where there's the world's largest prison system where you can be enslaved if you break a law. Where the democracy often results in the less vote getting party winning. Only a loser

Yeah this

This is how a cat gets its cream. Commission for @achebar.bsky.social

Taken one second apart

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Is this anything?

Air jail

Pussy so good I ate the rest of her too

Something I think about in regards to the Epstein stuff and the billionaire pedophiles who run the world is like...do you actually think they stopped doing any of that heinous shit? No way. They're still raping kids we just don't know who their new traffickers are.

Hehe. Undies bulge.

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

I feel like people are always surprised that I DON'T have a vore fetish...

I am unreasonably optimistic for the date I have coming next weekend and if the last few attempts at this are any indication I really shouldn't be and I am setting myself up for disappointment. >.> Alas. I am still excite.