GEE WHIZ *NOSE SCRUNCH*

after eating an entire tray of cinnamon rolls by myself, i found myself sitting on my bathroom floor at 1am last night realizing i might need medical help to lose weight and control my eating *NOSE SCRUNCH*

awwwww a ground dove has selected my backyard to build its nest c: i am BLESSED and HONORED✨🙏🕊️🪹🪺🐊🐊🛩️

i don't really care what game it is, all i want is an action button that makes the character stop, barf on the ground, and then say "i frew up".

I'm in the hot tub and the bubbles are going directly into my swimming trunks and they're all HUGE AND ROUND AND BIG and HOW EMBARRASSING. DON'T LOOK.

i can't stop thinking about this weird interaction i had with an aggressive tree trimming company - i was outside, they pull up to my house, the guy runs up to me to pitch his business, i politely say no to which he replies "really?" and then mutters "your trees suck" as he walks away 🌳🍃🍃😥

it feels SO WEIRD having a student ID and email address again. ALSO... STUDENT DISCOUNTS. oh my heck gosh. i forgot about discounts on things. i'm going to ask everywhere i go now. "do you have a... STUDENT DISCOUNT? BAM" and then they see my ID and go DAAAAAANG and 99% falls off the price :D :D

elliot b bunnerton's old man bun life advice: stop using tiktok and go get a library card instead. and big glasses. and a bowtie. gee it's cold in here. and dry. where's my nasal spray? *sniffs*

"Chef Ravioli, this new pasta you've invented is amazing! A pillow of pasta filled with meat and cheese! What will you call it?" "Ahhhh gosh.. uhh.. jeeze.. i don't know, maaaan. Do they need an answer right now? i can't handle this pressure!" D: D:

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Hi c: I'm super sleebyeeby in my 16 year old tigger kigu i made 16 years ago. 1️⃣6️⃣🕑🕙🕚🕘🕛🕒🕛🕘🕘🕛🐌🐢🪲

"Without revealing your actual age, what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?" Stopping by the ATM on the way to Mcdonald's because they only accepted cash :P

Elliot's Working In Tech Simulator: coworker: "hey, i heard you have a service that does X; can i use it for my weird unique data that it doesn't support?" me: "it's not designed for that BUT we can look into it" coworker: *ONE DAY LATER* "hey is it done yet?" *CC my director CC vp CC their mgr*

I JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO COLLEGE. AGAIN. *SCREAMS* :D :D :D :D 🦄🦄✨✏️📝🎒📏🏫

I'm super heckin cool!! :D :D Mickey said so! 😎

i somehow managed to get something sticky on my square bracket keys. im a dev. i use them a lot D: now all my code looks like []]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]. im cooked. career over. i will find a new job where i can be gross and sticky with no consequences.

I GOT DOUBLE HUGS *CRIES* 😭😭😭

WHERE'S ELLIOT?? :D :D

Pictures of fursuiters sleeping.

I finally gave in and bought them :P I'll review them during my next 2am cereal snack adventure!! :D :D

i really like when my friends simply call me "bunny" out in public c: it's like having a cool 80's style nickname like "boner" or "mouth" or something. but cuter. and less likely to offend. unless someone doesn't like bunnies and they're offended that a grown adult man boy is called "bunny" :D :D

"Oh, hell, just forget all that and give me a martini, straight up with, uh, two olives - for the vitamins!" 😉🍸🐰🐪🐪

This year I plan to no longer doubt my commitment to Sparkle Motion.

"For deeper odor removal without washing, freezing is often more effective than either vacuuming or air-only drying. Seal the plush in an airtight bag, remove as much air as possible, and place it in a freezer for 24–48 hours." 😰😭😭😭😭😭 I CAN'T PUT MY FRIENDS IN THE FREEZER *CRIES*

watching oppenheimer for the first time and i can only last for like 20 minutes because the dialogue is so hard to understand D: it literally makes me tired tying to focus on what they're saying - i missing the story because im just trying to understand the words D:< *SCRUNCHY NOSE*

the thing im the most proud of for 2025 is starting my recovery process for 10+ years of progressive GAD and agoraphobia that has left me mostly homebound and unable to live normally for years now. within limits, ive been able to leave the house again for short periods without major panic attacks :D

FY2025 Close-Out Report: Elliot's Strategic Pizza Acquisition & Consumption Metrics 1) 34 large Papa John's pizzas 2) 20 retail supply chain frozen pizzas 3) 12 pepperoni style "Hot Pockets" 4) 2x 50ct Totino's Pizza Rolls (Below Threshold) 🍕🍕🐰📈

it's so cold here today ;_; i lasted a whole hour before i had to put my tigger kigu back on :D

the pink cotton candy they put inside walls tastes TERRIBLE UGH D:<

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one of my neighbors is outside with a mini keyboard duster, on her hands and knees, blowing leaves off the sidewalk with it at 9am. neat :D i will award points for creativity and drive :D +5

THE MAIDEN VOYAGE 🍚🍚🍛🌾🍚🌾🌾🍚🦄🐗

I LOVE MILK SO MUCH *UGLY CRIES* 🥛🥛🐄🐄🐄🥛

FLIPPIN' TURBO RAD 💯👏👌🔫🛹🦎

For exactly 5 minutes my body feels SO GOOD full of pie before it's CHAOS AND REGRET. i live for that 5 minutes of pie heaven. 🥧🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🐆

TIME FOR EGG NOG :D :D IT'S SO THICK :0o

Keeping Christmas movies playing all day while I attempt to eat 12lbs of ham :D :D 1) Pee-Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special 2) Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas 3) A Christmas Story 4) Tiny Dork Deer

HOLY HECK SANTA PAWS VISITED WHOOOOOOA i knew he would! i wrote him 200 letters this year c: i hope everyone has a super neat Christmas! :D :D 🐰🎅🎄🎁🦫🦫🐃

I waited until Christmas Eve to watch the Chuck E Cheese Christmas Special!! It's super cute! :D :D I LOVE THEM ;-; *CRIES* 🐭🍕🍕🎄🎅

Oh gosh, B-Bear~ ! 😳💦 #BearInTheBigBlueHouse

I'm grooving so hard on the 1938 A Christmas Carol movie :D :D watching the kids going psycho with joy over Christmas dinner is amazing!

mmmmmmm christmas eve eve snack c:

I ATE HIM >:D *AGGRESSIVE BUNNY TAIL*

Just listened to "Let Down" by Radiohead and was amazed to discover that it became popular recently & a generation has related to it. I can remember listening to this song at 7am before school back in the 90s when my home life was collapsed; that album was the soundtrack of my life at that time.

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MY PAWS ARE TOO SOFT AND GENTLE TO OPEN MY BEER WEEEEEEEEEH please open and pour into my dino cup c:

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First up on my Christmas tasty adventure...! :D :D 🥴🐰🍸🍸🍸

grocery store person: "wow! you must be feeding a big family for christmas!" me: "oh... no. it's just me and my 300 plushies. i give them little ties to wear. if i drink enough eggnog, i can almost hear them talking for real! ... D: ... :D :D WELP OK BYE :D :D"