i think i'm getting sick D: *points* this feels weird *points* and this feels weird *points* this is very weird *points* this feels normal *points* but this feels confusing

*i come sliding by in nothing but my socks and undies while the theme song to star trek TNG loudly follows me and fades as i disappear*

The landscape architects show up tomorrow to start designing my "LIKE A DISNEY RESORT" experience for my yard. Green things here. Walkways there. Lights over here. The primary goal is privacy so my neighbors don't see my dangle peeny *big sniff* yeah :D :D

YES. FINALLY. The awful family with the turbo butthole 20 year old son are moving! This kid has been a nightmare - super confrontational & angry. Other neighbors literally have a restraining order against him because he tries to fight and intimidate everyone on the street.

Now that I have one of them see-ment ponds in my yard, I've been spending a whole heckavuh lotta time outside. I smell kinda loud. I reckon I outta take a bath *PUTS ZIPLOCK BAGS OVER EACH EACH* PA! PUT THE KETTLE ON THE STOVE FOR MY BATH. PA. PAAAAAAA.

outside brushing my pool. look up and see a person with a pitbull looking over my fence at me. i wave. the person doesn't wave back and just stands there staring at me. i wave again. no response. i start walking towards them and ask if they need something, they silently walk away. Ok. But why.

it is scientifically impossible to fold these without them splitting entirely down the side and thus ejecting their watery mango meat mess all over your dungarees.⚠️🌮💦⚠️

✅️ pool hose ✅️ pool vacuum ✅️ inflatable lobster 🦞🦞✨️

apparently i woke up at 1am and ordered milk for delivery :D :D also coffee creamer, croutons, eggs, bananas, and avocados! thanks sleepy me! :D

i got a kuzco plush at epcot eeeeeeeeeehehe!

buying parts for a 45 year old skee ball machine is challenging *long sniff* the stores have to go find the oldest guy working there and i have to trade chickens and cloth for what i need. it's all hands gestures. no spoken words.

i sunburned the top of my feet playing around my pool yesterday c: as a bunny, that's a big sunburn area. have you seen these things? they're HUGE.

so i realized that every single "book" i've been buying for college is digital >:( these are like $150+ books. i would expect to at least get a physical copy along with the online access. ANYWAY. i bought an epson 8550 so i can print them on magazine style paper. this thing does BIG photo prints :3

if a youtube thumbnail or video has "watch this before you buy!" on it.. i won't watch it.

Fun side effect of not mowing the area of my yard that is under construction are all these beautiful wildflowers growing everywhere. Bees and bugs and butterflies!! They're so happy c:

the pool techs are turning on and testing everything today. they turned on the waterfalls, fountains, and lights. the water moves a lot! lots of ripples and shiny pretty waves refracting :D :D it even smells like a water park. i almost cried ;-; this is a BIG adult moment. 😭😭😭🥲

*huff* he can rescue my down under anytime he wants *HUFF*

THEY'RE STARTING TO FILL IT *RUNS IN CIRCLES* 💦💧💦💦🌊🤽‍♂️💦

whenever i'm stressed, i binge eat junk food. mainly pizza. i'll compulsively buy it. i've been trying super hard to eat healthy and not just order pizza when stressed. today, i've eaten 27 apples and 40oz of cashews instead.

i forgot how insanely expensive college books are D: WEEEEEEEEH trying to be smort is expensive D:<

*tosses a sandwich baggy full of oyster crackers on the table* there's more where that came from ;)

It's 4am and I can't sleep!! D: I woke up at 2am and can't get my brain to relax - too much work stress. So I worked on my skee ball machine and watched star trek TNG :D

YESSSSSS the pool company said they're doing the final finish coat tomorrow! after that, they just have to finish the auto fill and the POOL WILL BE DONE AHHHH IT'S BEEN 5 MONTHS. THAT'S FIVE 1 MONTHS BACK TO BACK. that's a long time for bunnies *SNIFF* (i have to brush the pool for 30 day in a row)

advice before the year 2k: "don't buy an old house, it'll cost you a fortune to fix!" advice after the year 2k: "don't buy a new house, it'll cost you a fortune to fix!" moral: live in the forest.

so turns out the company that installed my new AC years ago did a super bad job. the condensate line blocks and floods about once per month now & the float switch wasn't installed properly - apparently they screwed the whole electrical system up & the tech wasn't sure how it was even working.

a little SNEAKY PEEKY at something i just saved :D :D 🐭🍕

im so happy ;_; i didn't wanna wear a tie. i don't even know how to tie a tie D:<

It's always entertaining when I have contractors come into my house because of my Chuck stuff - today, one of them brought their 5 year old kid in to see and the kid's reaction was super fun :P wide eyed, huge smile. It's always fun when my collection brightens someone else's day :D :D

while having a super orwellian 1984 style dream where i was hiding in an old factory while trying to escape, the beauty and the beast theme song was playing the entire time. this is what my brain does to me :D :D

What do you mean you're too embarrassed to go to Chili's with me?? D:

white chocolate strawberry coffee oooooooh my gooooooosh WEEEEEEEEH IT'S SO GOOD

he did a gay little strut all around the stage and called himself pretty. this is everything i could have ever wanted

signed up for another pre-made meal delivery thingy. im just not adult enough to handle making my own meals everyday. it's way too hard D: there's like 20 different kinds of vegetables and fruits in the grocery store that no one even knows the name of & then it takes 5 hours to make dinner from them

anyone else grow up in a household with parents that treated groceries like a one time purchase? "what do you mean we're out of cereal? i just bought cereal 6 months ago!"

why is everyone talking about weeds today? like dandelions from the yard? from the pics i keep seeing it looks like most of you already handled your weed problems because they're all dried up and dead looking *nod*

"The Unofficial Adventures of Chuck E. Cheese: Quesoblanca Chapter One the Mystery of the Mummy's Mommy" I'M SO EXCITED FOR MY COPY TO ARRIVE AHHHHHHH 🐭🐶🍕🐭🐶🍕🐭🐶🍕😭😭😭

i grew up quite poor and still to this day save large glass and plastic jars to use for storing things. spaghetti sauce jars especially. "can you hand me the m5 bolts? ... the meat flavored one. thanks"

today someone used the word "FOOTGUN". i've been in tech for a while and i've never heard that before. it feels old c: footgun: any feature likely to lead to the programmer or user shooting themselves in the foot. when i see a bad pattern i simply say "this won't scale" or "consider if this..." xD

i have an entire loaf of bread in my fridge that i have to eat or i'll feel guilty. it was a buy-one-get-one-free bread D: i knew it was too much bread for me. my lawyers even had me attend a meeting years ago called "TOO MUCH BREAD?". i knew better D:<

You know when you leave your house for a couple days and you come back and can actually smell what it smells like? MY HOUSE SMELLS AMAZING. like clean laundry and flowers. i was afraid it smelled like turbo butt or a bag of butts. maybe a box of butts but i think a box might hide the butt smell.

Sitting here charging my car and a lady pulls up next to my car, gets out, and starts taking a water jug bath. Call me old fashioned but... come on. wtf.

I'm in Tallahassee Florida and I think I'm the only person here not wearing sandals 🩴🐬🐕🦤🥛

Hotels are like "breakfast is from 6:00am to 6:03am - down that hallway, turn left, follow the talking dog - he'll take you to 5 doors. you must choose. if you choose correctly, you get half a flavorless cold bagel and an empty warming tray that used to have bacon in it before one family ate it all"

GUESS WHERE I AM GUESS WHERE I AM GUESS WHERE I AM *FACE DOWN VIBRATING*

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🪇 PEE PEE AT THE REST STOP! 🪇 🪇 PEE PEE AT THE REST STOP! 🪇 🪇 PEE PEE AT THE REST STOP! 🪇

I have finished my nightly one hour bath :3 it went pretty well :D

spanning two weekends starting tomorrow, i'll be driving nearly 3000 miles to rescue something BIG. ELLIOT, WHAT DID YOU DO :D :D :D

the air coming out of my vents while my AC is running smells like a combination of 90s payless shoes stores and cooked bacon.

my brain decided to play simon & garfunkels "bridge over troubled water" continuously last night during every dream BUT as elmer fudd. loop after loop of "like uh bwidge ovah twubbled wadders".