i'm eating cheese and crackers right now and i tried putting the cracker on top of the cheese instead of the cheese on top of the cracker and it felt WRONG in my mouth. like really really wrong. D:

Impulse bought a zero turn mower today. It's too hot to push a mower here and my riding mower needs too much work. Plus I've always wanted one :D not gonna say what i got because i can't stand "YoU ShOulDa GoT THIS ONE inStEAd EEEEH!! ThAt OnE SuCks!! At LEasT thAtS WhAT i hEaRd. I DonT hAve OnE"

pool school *NOSE SCRUNCH*

Went in my laundry room and the entire floor was wet. I haven't been running the machine. No hoses or drains leaking. Put towels down. Come back later and it's wet again. Discover emergency water containers I have stored in there are leaking. Actually kinda glad they weren't in the pantry D:

i have been made aware that my house has a rather large attic space. i won't say how i got this information and it definitely wasn't because i was going places i'm not supposed to go BUT i sent my lawyers a request to see if we can make it look like the school attic from the neverending story :D :D

Went on a peaceful, impromptu, mini road trip to the DUMP to get rid rotten, angry ant infused pallets and cardboard. Took an hour each way on the highway :D :D Florida is kinda big.

Got this fancy boy to go in my kitchen :3 i was tired of the glasstop just in the counter not having enough space and options PLUS I get a second oven since I already have a wall mounted one :D :D

since i work from home, i don't leave my house very much. most of the time i only leave to get groceries.. that's about it. oh and disney. i go to the parks. but now it's genuinely cheaper for me to get groceries through amuhz0n vs the puhblicks. i feel like i'm going to become a turbo hermit.

setup the soaker hoses for my shrubs to combat this florida heat :D one of them was a little droopy yesterday but perked right back up after a couple hour long soaker hose treatments. yessir.

just submitted time off around 4th of july so i get a full week of nothing to do :D 5 days of no meetings. 5 days of not having to take my footy PJs off.

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Today I swam all the way to the bottom of my pool and touched the drain. I wasn't even scared. Mostly :3

omg it's only 12:30 and i've already been in... uh... *counts on my ears* NINE MEETINGS. i just want to live in a treehouse in the woods.

That probably shouldn't be on the road :D :D

GOSH i'm losing it over how cute this is - this version of rockstar chuck is AMAZING (done by richietoons on IG)

*walks into the room still in my footy PJs eating directly from a box of a cereal* :D :D :D

i almost BARFED while mowing today :D :D it's TOO HOT. although, jumping in the pool right after mowing is a pleasure. it pleasured me. i am pleasured. *lawyers whisper in my ear* pleased? what? D:<

i thought everyone was talking about buying new steam cleaners and i was proud of everyone for being responsible

butter is best consumed on toast when it's partially melted and still partially cold. before you attempt this though you should have fundamental understanding of thermodynamics, materials science, fluid dynamics, statistical mechanics, and at least some food science. 🧈🍞🔬⚗️🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰

you know what i miss? all day rain. i can remember going to school with it raining and it would still be raining at the end of the day. i remember people saying "it's going to rain all day". does that even happen anymore? now rain is like "HEY IM HERE FOR 15 MINUTES AND THEN IM OUT".

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no one has wished me a happy father's day yet *TURBO NOSE SCRUNCH*

i should move to branson missouri and open a chuck e cheese. "there goes old man elliot.. he owns the chuck e cheese out by skateworld" "daaaang! really?" "rumor has it that he's the only one who wears the costume"

i grew up without a dad and i turned out JUST FINE :D :D

do i even risk going to home depot on THIS weekend? i need premix and wood and like home maintenance things. stuff that one would get at a depot of home maintenance goods. but it's full of people buying cheap 3 in 1 screwdrivers and random "clever" multitools that actually do a terrible job.

🌎🏆🐰🐭🍕🏆🎉 :D :D :D

dang i've got 11 assignments due this weekend. I GET TO LEARN MORE STUFF! WOW!! :D :D

i want one of those drivers licenseseses... gee whiz. sometimes i get to carry the bathroom pass in the hall and thats basically like a drivers license except sometimes when other kids bring it back to the room it's wet and i almost spew when i touch it and it gets my hand wet too

Age yourself with a childhood crush

DANG IT HECK i missed a question on a quiz and my perfect bunny score is now 99.57% in my science class D:< i'm gonna angry PEE. i'll never get into harvard or MIT now D:

whew. someone deployed an old build into one of my environments and destroyed a bunch of resources. one of my main frameworks that i built and manage is down in one of the environments because of this. "i didn't have permission to build a new artifact, so i just used one of the old ones". huh.

OK IT'S MORNING. EVERYONE TURN THEIR COMPUTERS BACK ON.

OK IT'S BEDTIME. EVERYONE TURN OFF THEIR COMPUTERS.

i made my own dinner :3 *goes back to doing my homework on electron probability distributions*

i always like those "explain your @ name" posts. umm it's because my name is elliot 👉👈 heh

I just pulled like 200lbs of Spanish moss out of my trees. I bet my neighbors were impressed at how high i could jump with my rake :D :D

OH. OH NO. NO. NOOOOOO. OH. GOSH. OH. NO. WHAT. NO.

the chuck e gods have been good to me today!! DANG. i pre-ordered this one and the flocked version! :D :D

YESSSSS finally! I've been asking for a large character shirt for adults like this forever ;-; I'm getting Chuck E and Jasper for sure :D 🍕🐰🐶🐭🍕

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*makes a cross from ramen noodle packets to ward off the uber eats demons* BEGONE D:<

Planted more shrubettes :D :D but I'm stopping now because it's quite warm and I smell TERRIBLE.

Most people don't realize this, but since no one knows how much food the stomach will hold, whenever a new food is invented it's typically made massive. For example, the first hamburger invented in 1984 was the size of a washing machine. It took another 12 years of research to shrink them down.

Started planting what will eventually be 16 or more viburnums in my backyard to grow a neat privacy hedge! Had to stop though - it's like 95F outside and I had also mowed, raked, cleaned the house, and did homework o.o Very busy bunny day. I'M GETTING PIZZA 🍕🍕🍕🐰

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YES. i got all my assignments and quizzes done so i can play the rest of the weekend!! :D :D :D >:D ALSO my GOSH... i'm in a science class and the professor is assigning an insane amount of side work that has NOTHING to do with the class itself. it's stuff like "how to write a proper sentence" D:<

i realized today that boy bathing suits are designed to keep your wiener from popping out of the leg hole while you're swimming because boy howdy did i try and it never popped out even once D:<

had a scary dream last night that made me wake up yelling and kicking. i was going down a sidewalk & there were 100s of people standing spread apart with huge smiles. finally i stop and ask someone what's happening and he simply says "everyone figures it out about now" and then he zombie attacks me.

you guys talking about video games today??! can i join? :D :D *TALKS ABOUT KRUSTY'S SUPER FUN HOUSE*

holy squids i'm tired