On today's episode of "Elliot Watches Neat Old Movies"... LOGAN'S RUN. my favorite parts are when they're in the mechanical forbidden parts of the dome city. i'd love to just explore all those areas. weird old abandoned break rooms, offices, mysteriously functional ancient equipment everywhere.

i just got the weirdest message from my healthcare provider asking me how my visit went with a doctor i've never heard of or been to D: i looked up the doctor and they're a pediatrician D:<

so im bidding to get my pool built finally and every contractor so far starts with "so what's your budget, buddy?" and i'm like "you tell me! what's your absolute budget entry level pool and we'll customize from there" and it stuns them. i'm not telling them my budget xD that becomes the low price.

not sure, but i think i'm getting a delivery today :D :D 🤔

Putting this photo here because it's one of my favorite photos of all time and it's never ever ever allowed to get lost @scurrow.bsky.social

Just finished a really nice 2.5 mile mall walkin' granny style speed walk! :D :D 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄

Oh yes

Top 5 sounds liked by Elliot: 1) that creamy squishy sound when stirring mac & cheese 2) turkeys 3) hotel window AC 4) Phil Collins 5) writing on a whiteboard

i really should clean my office chair with my little carpet cleaning machine. my booty has been pressed against it for years and that's kinda gross when i think about it.

it's me and @twilightbunni.bsky.social!! :D :D :D

is it just me or did it feel easier and way less stressful to just hangout back in the 90s? i remember how my friends would just come get me at home and we'd go to the mall or walmart literally just to hangout. no stress at all. no plans. no worrying. no "but i work tomorrow". life in the moment.

good grief! i did an adult thing and im swapping my car and home insurance from owlstate and i'm literally saving 2,000 a year now and i'm getting way better coverage! ;-; i can do a lot of bunny things with an extra 2k.

it's crazy how my grass will literally grow a foot in a week during the florida summer and then like a week ago it just suddenly stopped and has barely grown. "oh we're sleepy now.. no more grooooowing. so sleepy. buh bye" and all my leave are falling! but it's still like 92F outside! D:<

Instead of AI, can I just have Bear follow me around and give me life advice? "Oh! That's an interesting choice! Let's think about what'll happen if you go with that choice..." and then puts his giant paw on top of my head. *MELTS*

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im sitting here amusing myself over how the idea of the 1950's dad sitting and reading his paper in his chair is equivalent to modern guys sitting at their gaming computers with bright neon LEDs flooding the room, making sexual references as a display of dominance within digital sport. WELP OK BYE

pretending i'm a happy clueless 8 year old bunny kid is much better than confronting the fact that i'm a stressed out 40 something year old :D :D (actually i'm pretty happy as a 40 something year old, too) :D :D :D

now im hiring a landscape architect to transform my yard into a TROPICAL OASIS. plants here. plants there. with names i can't pronounce. i want privacy and my neighbor's sightlines into my backyard blocked. "honey, i can see his dangle again.. oh yes.. mmhmm yeah pretty big. huge even. yep his ears"

annnnd new roof paid off! :D :D yay! i'm still amazed they replaced the whole thing in two days. it looks fantastic. very roofy.

I don't know about you heathens but I was raptured! Amazingly, heaven looks exactly like my house back on earth! I even woke up in a bed just like my old one AND I have to work a heaven job just like my earthly secular one! REJOICE :D :D ⛅️🌅🙏🦐🦐🦐

eehehehe! i volunteer to take my bath tonight! :D :D it smells like candy!!

I got a new book today! :D :D "When life brings you troubles, When things don't go your way, Just stay positive, And everything will be okay"

Fun facts about Elliot: 1) doesn't like kissing. gross. 2) is scared of elevators 3) favorite game is "thief" 4) likes old people candy 5) scared of the news 6) doesn't like sports 7) can drive a manual 8) wears lady perfume 9) knows how to make banana bread 10) loves toys & plushies :D :D :D

How long do i cook chicken on the stove? 12 hours on high, right? The absolute hottest setting means it'll cook faster, right? RIGHT? *EATS MY CEREAL*

Knowing that so many people associate me with Chuck E Cheese makes me SO HAPPY. My work on this planet is done :D :D

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba! Sithi uhm ingonyama Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama Siyo Nqoba Ingonyama 🐭🔆

why don't they make candle scents like "new carpet", "new computer", and "tire shop"?

in fun news, i bought the cabinet doors i need for part of my kitchen renovation! :D :D since i bought commercial glass refrigerators, i had to custom build the cabinets up above them and i just don't have the equipment to create the doors. nope. only one person in the world knows how. cabinetman.

two big hawks have been flying around my house and screeching for days! what are they doing?! why are they screaming? why do they look so scary?

so i'm a manager at the ol' jobbyjob. i build my entire year agenda based on initiatives from xlt. this year, xlt has been forcing us to adopt/drop initiatives in the last month. half of my projects are now new and they want them done immediately. asap. like huge multi year projects in months.

You have 10 minutes! :D ✏️✍️

continuing my journey of buying neat adulty accent decorations for my house... but not too adulty. one does still want a hint of personality :D :D ;D

i got a flu shot today and it didn't even hurt! :3 the doctor said i was very brave! :D

you have no idea how badly i wish my job was like the stanley parable. sitting all day just pushing a button and getting paid? UH YES. SOLD. SIGN ME UP. no thoughts? no stress? no forced team bingo sessions? no last minute initiative shifts? no forced small talk? no required career growth? 10x YES.

every month the company i work for holds an all hands meeting and in that meeting they do a "rockstar" acknowledgement session where you can submit a team mate for their work and every single month it's just all of us submitting the same people and simply acknowledging them for just doing their job.

Can I come, too?

i just had the most joyful realization that once my roof is done, there are no more major repairs needed for my house. i had the water tank, water softener, roof replaced. i'm completing my kitchen reno. still need to flip the bathrooms though. wait. ok nevermind. bathrooms are huge. *unjoys* D:<

yes of course i want expensive new augmented reality glasses to wear all the time, constantly bombarding me with information, messages, reminders, distracting me while walking/biking/relaxing/driving/going to the bathroom/eating/working because we're not already mentally ill enough from social media

don't laugh at my night light D:

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$100 import fee bill from UPS to deliver my new motherboard D:<

*makes a circle of salt around me and starts spraying lysol in the air* STAY AWAY INFECTED CAMPERS D: i *always* get 3x sicker when i catch stuff from people ;-; you may come back for hot cocoa and crayon time when you're better :3

I've had the Teddy Ruxpin theme song stuck in my head for DAYS now... "Come dream with me tonight! Let's build a giant airship! And sail into the sky!!" also OMGOSH HE'S SO CUTE IN HIS NUMBER 1 TSHIRT AHHHHHH

nnnnnnng 💦

The roofing company starts replacing my roof tomorrow morning. This is a big adult purchase in my very adult man bun adult life! :D Gosh, an entire roof. Not even like part of a roof, but the whole thing. 100% roof. Yep. Birds will do their business on it and not a drop will get inside. Gross :D :D

me: *opens a banana for breakfast* c: aggressive fruit fly appears out of nowhere: 'ello luuuuv

Touys

today's snack is cucumber slices and tahini! :D :D *fancy reference photo because i ate it all before taking a pic and don't have photographic evidence of my actual snack 🥒🥒🥒🥒🦎

GOSH HE'S SO COOL ;-; I LOVE HIM

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