where do guys even buy adult man dad shirts? malls? out of the back of cars? are there preferred brands? is there a checklist? sometimes i think i need to wear more than just cartoon shirts everyday... :P the horrified and worried glances i get are only increasing as i grow older and older :0o

OH MY GOSH the permit has been issued to start my pool! the construction supervisors are going to come out in a day to put up the permit box and start building 0____0 IM GONNA BARF OH GEEZE OH BOY

"Elliot, can you join this meeting?" "Nooooo I'm BUSY *HISS*" >:D .... "WITH PICNIC TIME!" :D :D

Neat idea: a project ticket tracker where ONE SINGLE TICKET is created for a project and it contains everything. all tasks. all teams involved. punch in and punch out like a freaking time clock. How we currently do it: LET'S MAKE A BILLION TICKETS FOR A SINGLE TASK FOR EVERY TEAM AND BE CONFUSED.

Getting ready for work and realized it's NEW CHUCK E SHIRT DAY! :D :D I'm ready to learn!! 📏✏️⭐️🖇🎒📃⭐️

"And unlike many trauma survivors who turn to drugs, alcohol, self-harm, reckless behaviors, you turned to cartoons and a singing animatronic mouse..." heh. yeah c: 🐭❤️❤️❤️

Dear Santa, Bags of Doritos used to last a lot longer when I was younger. I could sit for hours playing games and snacking on them without even coming close to running out. Now, I can eat an entire bag in like 30 minutes. Why is this happening? Your pal, Elliot B Bunnerton P.S. I threw up. Sorry.

so every teen boy in my neighborhood dresses like a retro blue collar construction worker from the 70s now. oversized flannel shirts, work boots, jeans, crappy thin mustaches, edgar/mullet haircut. if i wait long enough, will my cargo shorts, 90s looney tunes shirts, & faux hawk be cool again? :D :D

i'm hoping to learn some new wood working techniques for some furniture i wanna build so i rented a movie called "SAW" and hopefully it'll show me all kinds of neat shop tricks :D :D

I'm in my hot tub at 1230am and the squirrels are ANGRY 🐿🐿🐿🐿💦

now, I'll work on this bike helmet bread before having a soak in my hot tub 🛁♨️🧪🧪

🐟🐠🎣🐡🍥🦈🦦🎣🐡🐠🐟🦦

Oh my heck waffles yes mmmf MMMMMF OH 🎵 YEEEEeeeAAAaaaAAAaaaHHHhhh 🎵🎵🎵

i'm not allowed to wear clip on ties anymore because of how often i was accidentally closing them into drawers and layering the floppy end into my sandwiches D:

trying not to cry in front of your friends in the 6th grade after the teacher put this on D:< oh boy. i'd focus extra hard on my garfield coloring page during the ending when the pets return home and they delay shadow's return for dramatic effect... OH BOY D: /hold my breath. look away. lalalalala/

"I'll be your friend forever, Elliot" 🐰🐭❤️❤️❤️

We have to renew our driver’s licenses to prove we’re still capable of driving safely. Why don’t we do the same with education? A high school degree never “expires,” even though the skills can. Imagine if basic science, math, and literacy required periodic recertification throughout adult life.

today i tried viewing content outside of furry and the first thing that played was something called "fart maxxing" followed by videos of generations making fun of each other & bad "life hacks" that just make things worse. i won't view non furry internet again. i don't understand. that was awful D:

:D :D 🥞🦅🦭🦭

This holiday season meet Elliot. A boy with one dream: to make waffles. But in a house where "We buns flip pancakes, son. Always have, always will!" one choice will change a family forever. "My father flipped pancakes, HIS father flipped pancakes!" "Well maybe I'm not like you, dad!" BREAKING BATTER

*points* yeeeeeeeah? *points* yeeeeeeeeAAAAAH!!

Hooray! I finished selecting my health benefits coverage for next year c: I selected "Healthy Bun Boy Plan #2" and it only costs about uh billion dollars annually :D I got the second plan because it covers hitting my ears on EXIT signs which HAPPENS ALL THE TIME D:<

i secretly love when i'm acknowledged at work for all the stuff that i do c: we had an all-hands meeting today and i got mentioned on a dedicated slide for all my efforts & contributions :D just me sittin' there with my bunfeets hanging over the chair kicking back and forth in the air :D :D

im having one of those weeks where there is so much to do in life that im action/decision frozen and not getting anything done :D :D 🐌🐌🦥🐢

yum yum yum i am a bun yummy yummy yummy i have a fuzzy tummy *JAMS MY FINGER IN MY BELLY BUTTON* GROSS D:< *POP*

3 AM PIZZA ROOOOOOLLS 🥂🧐🦖👁️👁️🤌 i didn't plan for this. i was asleep. but this computer decided to restart itself and blast the light of 1000 suns from this room, across the hall, and into my actual bedroom, thus, waking me up and triggering THE HUNGER.

THE PETRI DISH >:D

one time i worked at a zoo and at the end of a hallway was a gigantic realistic tiger display that rolled around and people used to roll it so it was immediately behind the office doors when the day staff came in 🐯🐅🐅🐅🐅

my neighbor's kid started driving like a month ago and in that short period of time he's already smashed in both front fenders and broken the gas door off the car :D :D i can't process how someone does this to a vehicle - i was *super* careful with my first car and never damaged it.

❌🎮 ✅⌨️🖱️ WASD 4EVER

whoa... the mailman just opened my mailbox to put mail in and he yelled "oooh... OHHHH MOTHER F*CKER" and slammed my mailbox shut D: but why D:

Guaranteed 100% Ways of Making Elliot Cry: 1) The finale of Mahler's 8th symphony 2) Disney Movie Intro with "When You Wish Upon A Star" 3) Futurama Dog Episode 4) Charlie saying goodbye to Anne-Marie in "All Dogs Go To Heaven" 5) Fievel singing "Somewhere Out There" 😭😭😰

covid lockdown purchase regrets: 1) giant rolling whiteboard 2) giant rolling TV stand 3) stupid little stationary pedal bike thing under my desk

fun observation: when i was a kid in the 80s/90s, microwaved food mostly tasted bad & didn't come close to freshly made. now, i can microwave just about anything & it tastes great. so what changed? for example: microwaving a mcds cheeseburger in the 90s was awful, but now i can't tell the difference

hahaha they put the christmas movie leg lamp in the new chuck e cheese cartoon :P

can i see the rawring boring lettuce from florida? D: *looks at the sky and scrunches my nose* D:<

OH HECK YEAH the bluey game on the Switch is like 18 dollar bucks right now!! :D :D

buy one, get one whoppers AND the family 3 whopper, 3 fries, and nuggets deal is back at burger king?? *HAPPIEST SIGH EVER* i just ordered both. 5 whoppers. i'm about to eAT FIVE WHOPPERS OMG D: WHAT HAVE I DONE 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔😨

I didn't turn the heat on last night and it was 60F inside my house when I woke up xD It's funny how it makes the house feel disorienting - as if I'm not sure what to do next because it's so cold. (I turned on the heat and my bunny ears are starting to work again)

Footy PJ Upgrade!! :D :D they have extra grippy feet for extra safe 3am cereal adventures! 😎🦄🦄🦤🦠

i'm having a bowl of steamed carrots for dinner :3 🥕🥕🐎

im not ready for this type of weather in florida. i had to dig out a sweater from a closet that i haven't worn in years and it has that "stored in a closet for years because maybe i'll wear it again someday even though i don't really like it but it's still a nice sweater so i'll save it" smell.

i feel SO uncomfortable when weather reporters use the word "pounded" D:

does anyone still buy this stuff? we TORE through this stuff in the 90s. probably a container per month. used it for everything from toast to mac & cheese. also, BEST leftover food containers and cereal bowls EVER. i had like 30 of these things stacked in my cabinets.

PICNIC TIME!! :D :D

I have my windows open! I'm sniffing the air! Gonna make BANANA BREAD 🍂🍁🍂🍁🍁🍂🍂🍂🐿️🦉🦉

🏳️‍🌈 hooray! :D :D 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

I'm having one of those evenings where no amount of food satisfies me. 1) an entire box of spaghetti with 2 chicken breasts & an entire jar of alfredo sauce? ❌️ 2) an entire box of frosted pink poptarts? ❌️ 3) an apple? ❌️ 4) a pear? ❌️ 5) a tasty chocolate granola bar? ❌️ Nope The hunger continues D:

*sets a burned CD on the table in front of you* "ELLIOT'S TECHNO MIX - 1 HR OF BASS DRUM LOOPS WITH MOODY TALKING SCENES FROM MOVIES MIXED IN" ... open your mind... 😎😎😎