We’re just innocent men

is eating a stack of waffles for dinner at 9pm, while naked, a bad thing? or a good thing? a good bad thing? a bad good thing? 🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🐰🩲🚫

I just realized that I have no idea how to order food through a fast food companies app and then actually get it from the store. Do you just go through the drive thru and say you're picking up? Or do you go inside? Will they mock me in young adult slang that I won't understand? D:

Dear Santa, Where do squirrels go when it rains? Do you think there are squirrels that are afraid of heights? Do squirrels only speak one language or do they have a bunch of squirrel languages and they wonder if they're being made fun of on the squirrel bus? Your pal, Elliot B Bunnerton

GOSH i love thunderstorm season in florida :D :D near daily rain! big booms! lightening! ageless demons appearing from caverns to feast after sleeping for centuries. magical.

oh MY GOSH look how CUTE jasper is in this comic *WHINES* 😭😭😭

i just had the most powerful urge to eat powdered donuts D: *LONG BUNNY WHINE* but i'll get covered in powder though and all sticky and ants will come after me again D:<

SO UM for days now i kept smelling something off in my house. i literally thought i had a sewer leak. today, i found a pumpkin. a halloween pumpkin. A 2025 HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN. under a chair. out of sight. turbo rotten. turbo heckin disgusting barf rotten. you guys.

i manage research & development, proof of concepts as part of my role and i just heard today that they want to title all my POCs as "incubator" something something. now i can't help but think of all my projects as WARM, MOIST, AND WET D:< GROSSSSS

there are times i miss the snow *i say as i stand in just my bundies in my 90F florida backyard sipping a mai tai while the beautiful sunny sky surrounds over me* what were we talking about? *sniffs*

Did you know that the modern milk chocolate we all love today wasn't invented until 1997? Before that, we had to settle for the far less popular option, dirt chocolate.

you have no idea how often i have to fight the urge to post bluey gifs here. it's daily. every single day. *SWEATS*

GOSH i love that pic! It's me and @twilightbunni.bsky.social!! :D

someone just used the word "synergize" in a meeting *TURBO NOSE SCRUNCH*

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gosh i LOVE the movie 1408 SO MUCH. i've been waiting for the follow up "1409" for a while now though D: or maybe they went with the alternative title "ghost room man". yeah that'd be good, too. i should name movies for a living.

i had a very big load of gravel delivered today and the delivery guys dropped it off on my driveway in front of my garage doors blocking both of my vehicles inside :D :D

EEEHEHHEHEHE MY PRIZE. GIANT CHUCK E FACE PILLOW :D :D :D

FOLLOW ME 🐰🐁🍕🍕🦄✨️✨️

*FALLS ASLEEP MID SENTENCE WHILE DESCRIBING ALL THE GAMES I PLAYED*

*VIBRATES* I ATE SO MUCH PIZZA AND ALMOST BARFED :D :D

WHERE'S ELLIOT?? :D :D 🐭🍕🍕🐰

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY :D :D 🎂🎁🎈🎈🎈🎈🎉🥳🎊🎂🦜🐦 I get to see Chuck E tomorrow and he's throwing me a birthday party!! I wish I could bring everyone with me! I already warned Chuck that I'm gonna drag him around and he's cool with it ;p

ALRIGHT. it's saturday night. i've installed new THIEF FAN MISSIONS. i've turned off the lights. i'm in my jammyjamz. I HAVE PIZZA. TWO PIZZAS. GARLIC BREAD. i'm ready. IM READY.

i just realized the bluey shampoo that i have is body wash AND shampoo AND conditioner! AND it kinda smells like those pink hockey pucks they put in urinals that causes your tinkle sprinkle to splash EVERYWHERE so you try not to hit them but sometimes there's like 12 of them and it's impossible D:<

this is more or less what it sounds like inside my head all the time youtu.be/ku2DYyXjXVk?...

i swear it seems like every few months i get a new letter in the mail from some third party company used by another service that i'm forced to use through work, healthcare, whatever, apologizing for another data breach. can absolutely everything in life stop being dangerous for once?

had to go get coffee creamer at 9am because i can't start my day without coffee sweet enough to power an entire disney park *cough* ANYWAY i'm wearing a goof troop shirt & the girl at the register loved my shirt :3 although she had to mention it was "way before" her time ;-;

hypothetical question: let's say you're outside mowing your yard. 1pm on a friday. you notice a lady, dressed head to toe in full voodoo priest looking stuff walking towards you flailing her arms over her head screaming in what sounds like french. she angrily points at you and your yard then leaves.

whew. i had to actually be a manager and reprimand someone in a meeting yesterday for overstepping and making some critical mistakes. i had to tell them to stop talking and listen. fortunately, my director was on the same call and he agreed with me. still, it doesn't feel good D:

i love living in a neighborhood that has a weekly street sweeper that drives by! it's called a "BROOM BADGER" :D :D only downside is that we haven't been getting a lot of rain so GOSH does it make huge dust clouds. i wish they'd drive up my driveway to get the billion leaves that are on it D:<

I'm still working 14 hours later. This is like the third time this week? I'm so tired. Sleeby. So much code. Endless refactoring. WEEEEEEEH my IDE was glitching out after I just committed like 1000 files at once :D :D like half the files showed as untracked even though they were. NEAT. 🛸🦫💃🦈

i'm one of THE THREE MUSKY EARS!! *holds up a plastic sword with a squeak*

WHEW almost accidentally clicked "not interested" on a suggested chuck e cheese video on youtube D: that would have been tragic. i love him so much ;-; *CRIES*

for weeks now i've had irritation in my left eye. i was in the process of setting up an eye appointment when i discovered it's a rogue eyebrow hair that keeps randomly pointing downwards and into my heckin eyeball marble D:<

bedtime :D :D 🛌🌙🐰💤🥱😴🦓🦗🪺

How do people remember which apples they like? There's like uh million different types at the store with different names and none of them just say sweet or sour :0o they all have names like "Pigburns Crisp Sun Touched Honey Bee" and it's the most sour garbage ever D:<

i'm both embarrassed and proud of how many times i've watched the movie "sphere".

Ordered mcd's last night because of how long I worked. Got the family big mac combo that comes with 2 big macs PLUS they had a "free big mac" offer, so i got 3; and all 3 were missing the middle bun D:< that middle bun is important. it's the emotional support middle. it's the hug in the middle D:<

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i've been at work for 14 hours straight! i should take a napnap c:

i think my halloween costume this year will be a disgruntled smoking/drinking 90s movie preacher with supernatural powers. "we need elliot to go in" "him? he *leans in & whispers* got an erection watching bugs bunny" "i know, father, but he's the BEST we have" "fine... hide my bugs bunny DVDs first"

The world needs a responsible ’90s mom and dad to step in, tell everyone to behave, or they’re going to turn the minivan around.

"DOW tumbles 1,117 points" "S&P 500 tumbles 142 points" "Nasdaq tumbles 483 points" "Elliot tumbles 2 feet off his bed" D:<

whoa the county inspector just showed up this morning, stopped everyone working, they all left, and he spent like 30 minutes digging stuff up in my backyard in the construction site D: he then sat outside writing for a long time D: D: WHAT HAPPENED *SNIFFS* (i think they did the grounding wrong)

there's an old 60k sq ft school a few hours north of me here in FL that's got my finger hovering over the BUY IT NOW button 😰full sized gym. chalkboards. i could build my own full sized CEC. create mazes. ROLLERBLADE INSIDE. my own DISCOVERY ZONE. pay friends to live with me as GIANT TEDDY BEARS 😰😰

hear me out: instead of a couch in the living room... yeah? YEAH??

Someone finally recognized my shirt!! EEEEEEHHEHE 🐁😰😳

NINE DAYS UNTIL I GO TO CHUCK E CHEESE FOR A VERY SPECIAL BUNNY DAY :D :D :D AHHHHH