Every time I look at this I discover a new horror

I feel like "dishonesty" might capture this less than "desperation"

@lizduckchong.bsky.social has set up trans health services, supported LGBTQIA+ youth orgs, and written resources for trans folk worldwide. Today she shares ways to find meaning in dark times, so we can keep knitting the future we know is possible. www.scarleteen.com/read/ident...

Why doesn't my city look like this 😭

Ok It's probably fine to fudge the dates a little on my resume actually

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

Currently obsessed with the glass sarcophagus of Queen Margrethe II of Denmark

Organising your friends along to the film festival is all well and good until they start responding and you realise you sent out a bunch of calendar invites that just say "I Want Your Sex"

I ate too many mandarins on the weekend and got hit with mandarin withdrawal today

I’ve signed and hope other Australian cis women allies will get on board. #auspol

Fun fact: you can actually be nice to people when interviewing them for a job This isn't actually a stress test, you actually want information from them, which you can probably better access if they are kinda comfortable

It's actually ableist for you to not act as my sous chef on demand

I don't like that we have been generationally bullied out if using ellipses- sometimes they're very useful

Was this written by my special interest in aeronautical disasters?

I am trying my best to practice openness and empathy today and the people are providing me with CHALLENGES

I can't believe I already lived through peak internet functionality

Well this one's going to get some use

This woman adopted this 20-year-old cat from a shelter because she didn't want him to spend the end of his life alone in a cage. Original post

Icon behaviour tbh

hell yeah

Me trying to have generous thoughts after 8 hours of group training: maybe most people these days don't actually comprehend language very well

Wow so many of my special interests are coming up in the news! Unfortunately due to the nature of my special interests this is a very bad sign for everyone else

this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened

Remember it is not only ok, but in fact good to be happy and have fun sometimes

ANTARCTICA CRIME

I’m sure this is definitely fine Hantavirus Brit, in 60s, found in Italian bar instead of in quarantine | News World | Metro News metro.co.uk/2026/05/13/h...

I'm being very respectful about current events, there's definitely no cackling

Ok I am sorry, the youth are mostly doing good work, but unfortunately we must ban them from making any further [object/activity] + [body part] constructions "Runner's waist" "prep belly" "tea face" what are you on about, go feel the sunshine on your face

NEW CLASSIC

Listening really matters. I’m super glad that we’ve have a Common Ground Democracy Meter active in our constituency, Newton Abbot, inspired as @georgemonbiot.bsky.social describes here. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

Reliquaries are so fun and this one is top tier

We got a Batman vs Bane thing going on here.

My colleague is moving house this weekend and simply sold all of her furniture rather than moving it. I asked about removalists and she said she only had her clothes to move really. I can't stop thinking about it

Reminder that a big reason your doctor is like that, is that modern medical school schedules are based on the frenzied pace of a cocaine addict.

queer hangout spaces that aren't bars like a bookstore with a big coffee shop and lots of tables for working and comfy chairs for reading and you can bring your kids or your dogs and it's open during the day BUT with the same "this is FOR US" boundary as a gay bar with a bouncer

which way, walking disaster

social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet

SO BE IT!!! #ART

Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement

EU: The European Union will require sale of mobile phones with “user-replaceable and longer-lasting batteries” starting in 2027. The regulation demands “availability of spare parts and manuals for 10 years to curb planned obsolescence”.

Now that we're discussing AI so much I am going to need serifs added to all the fonts to distinguish I from l

I've always thought psychologists were the modern replacement for the confession booth, and now I see IFS Therapy is trying to reconstruct patron saints and demons for the secular audience

«And if a partner abandons you while you’re hiking together? She had one piece of advice: “Never meet this person again.”» (Read by robot pronouncing mountain as 'moun-in' which will drive you nuts. Call me, I'll read it to you if you need it.) www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/s...

If you are still skeptical that a massive, uncontrolled surge in electricity demand is a huge benefit for a fossil fuel industry desperate for a lifeline, you only really need to pay attention to what the industry itself is saying.

I know it would wreak a lot of environmental chaos, but so will climate change - have we considered adding another moon?

the two pre-workout genders

Families are too dysfunctional to be at the airport, we should ban bookings of three people or more Maybe an allowance for one parent with two small children but that's it, I can't have your messy family dynamics blocking my access to the bag drop machine

There's a spiritual purity to Eric Adams & his complete lack of inner compass. He has no sense of self or core values beyond immediate personal gain. There is no truth, there is no definitive past, there is only whatever is convenient in this moment