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Since I can't seem to find a way to avoid being the workplace Cassandra, maybe I could at least make it more fun? I'm can put my predictions and proposed solutions in little dated envelopes and then hand them over when the disaster occurs as foretold

I think I need a separate account for my worst thoughts. They could do big numbers on Tiktok if I was willing to put my face behind them

Can't believe I haven't seen this before. Huge potential here

I remember when we used to call for some “precedented times” during COVID, not realising that precedented times meant the barbarity of capitalism expressing itself through genocides, naked imperialism and other horrors. Anyways, welcome back to precedented times under capitalism x

My front screen apps periodically disappear, and I don't know if it's a glitch, or someone is messing with me, or maybe my phone is haunted, but the apps will find me again if it's meant to be

Once again I am irrationally mad that people do their year in review summaries in December (or earlier!) The year is not yet over! Your data is INCOMPLETE (also there's nothing happening in January, put the time into it then)

Dann, you don't say

This is art

The Gävlebocken has fallen!

What a beautiful Christmas story

There is too much going on around new years day to be making resolutions. That's why I make new financial year's resolutions

Feeling irrationally anxious about the concept of land locked countries

I'm so excited for the upcoming 23&Me results season Which relatives are uncharacteristically concerned with data privacy all of a sudden, which ones did NOT consider the unexpected possibilities - let's find out

"Sneeze like nobody's listening" - men, apparently

Given that Will and May are acceptable names, I think we should expand this to other modal verbs Say hello to little Could, baby Might.

Damn robots really can steal our jobs

Look I know there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, but I wish I didn't have to search "are these pants Zionist" before clicking on a sale

I'm sorry, the solution was this easy the whole time and we're only just trialing it now?

First Luigi, now the Louvre heist guys, I I worry we're on a path to unrealistic beauty standards for criminals

Whenever I am in a taxi I feel it is my duty to provide the driver with a little entertainment and intrigue. Time to discuss the most salacious gossip in the back seat

Starting in Milan, in 73, revolutionary groups would mass up, go into supermarkets and chase out the bosses/security, get on the loudspeaker and declare everything free. They would then make revolutionary speeches while shoppers gleefully enjoyed the discount. They called this "proletariat shopping"

Today's Tiktok report: the Britta water filter shark is high

I'm dying over Smitten Kitten (a sex shoppe) having to basically be like, "Google is lying about us having a glory hole." www.instagram.com/reel/DPACIxZ...

Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"

I hope whoever stole my shampoo is enjoying their GLOSSY WAVY HAIR

An insightful read showing how some parents become radicalised into ‘gender critical’ transphobia when their child comes out as trans. Here, one of the most unhinged leaders of the ‘Mom’s for Liberty’ movement is interviewed, along with their amazingly well-adjusted non-binary child…

The landlord owns your thoughts now

Sometimes I think about that one time someone with a frog profile pic snuck into my super secret discord server, looked around, and then just left without posting or interacting. Even though the interface does not indicate it, you could see the "this doesn't look like anything to me" thought process

GOD SAID IT WAS.ALL.RIGHT IF I SQUEEZE HIM A "LITTLE" #art

Ray white, you good?

Having a cat rest their head in your hand is peak earthly experience

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

his father was unavailable for comment

if my entire argument for banning trans women in sports was that cis men are pretending to be trans women to win against cis women and I tried to make a documentary about it but could not find any cis men willing to do the thing i said cis men do i would simply never show my face in public again

Welp, saw a man wolf whistle a lady wearing a niqab

China, Korea, and Japan are leading the way in objectifying men, and I think we can learn from this

I think if Britain colonised your country of origin you should get free BBC iplayer.

A segment of the fanfic community is going to really enjoy this one

[politics understander just read the niemoller poem] oh hell yeah thats loads of people before they come for me that will buy loads of time , sick

so, to understand this story there are a few things you need to know - my cat, Gus, believes he is a trained support animal - he is not (he has relatives who are, but he is not) - he believes he is a seizure-detecting dog - he is not a dog - I do not get seizures

surprised that THE INCIDENT PIT has not been memed yet DO NOT FALL IN commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:11...

AI does appear to be rapidly accelerating human selection of the fittest…. except it’s doing it by straight-up killing people who rely on ChatGPT to plan dangerous trips, not by improving human cognition like the techbros want us to believe:

Being a native speaker of the lingua franca is extremely convenient but also so embarrassing - oh you only know the code language that we use when we don't speak each other's real languages? How culturally bereft

Using the correct pronouns for pets is very important to me BUT if you find out at the vet that your pet is a different sex than expected and you change their name to match, you are a coward

want to be in a throuple. not for love, just the homes i want to buy require 3x my income