😕 We are all paying for this vanity project

On the left: Nate Cavanagh, a 28-year-old DOGE staffer and college dropout. On the right: Mohammad Halimi, a 53-year-old exiled Afghan scholar. This is the story of how DOGE targeted Halimi on social media. Then the Taliban took his family. 🧵

This is what social media should have always been

Happy Birthday, Douchebag. Enjoy your parade.

mood

Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.

Pocan dominated Vought during this exchange about the BS Vought is spreading about how the reconciliation won't add to the national debt

People so often overlook the importance of good penmanship.

The Dept. of Justice has filed its first voter suppression lawsuit aimed at disenfranchising voters. This is a critical juncture for democracy. Paige and I discuss the implications and how it echoes claims made by failed state Supreme Court candidate Jefferson Griffin. youtu.be/8XEW-Ga428M

Netflix has picked up Sesame Street. Brand-new episodes, as well as past seasons, will premiere this year for its 300 million subscribers and will also air on PBS.

Republicans can't stop being weird about my campaign and a recent piece by the Chicago Contrarian encapsulated just how lame and triggered these dudes are: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RUt...

Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

The 80-year recipe stoking America’s Prosperity: 1) Free-market capital investments in brilliant ideas… 2) enabled by Engineering Innovations… 3) based on Science Research in Universities… 4) funded by Grants from the US Government. It’s time more people understood this.

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

Chicago Pope's here

He’s less a president and more a broadcast signal from a dying democracy - static, chaos, and the faint sound of sirens in the distance.

love to make america great again by essentially expelling the people that enrich our children’s lives

It's Friday - engage hips, disengage dignity.

I would like for stupid people to stop making important decisions that affect my life

Toxic masculinity isn’t a concern here, and we don’t view empathy as toxic. For centuries, adult males have huddled together, protecting the colony’s most vulnerable, giving their future a chance amidst the raging storms that threaten them.

Happy #Easter

Sign of the day…

ONE IF BY LAND TWO IF BY D.C. the north end church in boston it’s 250 years today @northendpage.bsky.social

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

We have a winner…🏆

> @wutangforchildren.bsky.social

Nailed it!

I am enjoying seeing all these #handsoff protests springing up around the country in towns both big and small. It's a hopeful thing to witness in such dark, scary times. And I love these DC protest signs.

Hey MAGA… We’re not paid protesters! Seen at a Hands Off! protest in Illinois.

Meanwhile…

Defence Ministry Update: Border surveillance has not detected any abnormal activity. We stand rock-hop-ready to rock, set to defend ourselves against all threats both foreign and domestic (elephant seals mainly)

Who did this?

This is so easy.

"My message to the rest of the Democratic Party is if you are not willing to meet that bar, then step aside for somebody who will. Because we're at a moment right now where we do need people who are willing to fight, willing to show some spine, willing to break through in this media environment."

Enough internet. Time to cheer myself up by writing about how dark energy will eventually destroy the universe.

We take tariffs on our beautiful Heard Island very seriously. We will be consulting all mammals and flightless birds and will make an announcement in the near future detailing our response. #heardisland #tariff #mcdonaldisland #trumptariff

We put tariffs on an uninhabited island full of penguins but not Russia. Very normal administration we have here.

Cory Booker rn

People have been screaming for action from Dems for over 2 months Recognize when Dems stand up & push back. You may want more, but it won’t come if you scorn any & all action. Offer some kind of public “payoff,” & more people will stand up. Don’t fall into yet another Democratic purity test.

Cory Booker

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