There are the "feed 100 in case 1 of them would otherwise starve" people. And there are the "Starve 100 in case 1 of them doesn't actually deserve their food" people. Far too many who claim to follow Jesus fall into the second camp.

Last week, the city issued a land use violation notice against ICE over prolonged or overnight detentions that violated the conditions of the land use approval. nextcity.org/urbanist-new...

[Looks at new dimmer he's about to install] "It actually has 'TURN POWER OFF' stamped into the metal on two languages! What kind of idiot are they addressing?" [Takes off switchplate, pulls out old dimmer and switch, sees existing wiring job] "Oh. That idiot."

Asking artists for use permission would kill Limewire

I’m … um, I’m in this one. Profile. Seriously, that looks quite a bit like me.

I’m a black box device for producing these, apparently.

Pretty sure this violates the flag code several times over

I was reminded of this song and video today. My god, what a wonderful, unique voice & artist. youtu.be/Hx77_uTJC34?...

Hey! My friend @anthonylafauci.bsky.social has a new issue! Wait, no. He & his partner have a new episode of We Have Issues! THAT’S what I was trying to say. Go check it out! youtu.be/IBa0eU89DoU

Once upon a time I was much younger, and occasionally got out to meet people. Very awesome people.

Letters “C” or “P” are fitting

My ex got my son a National Geographic Crack-Open-Your-Own-Geode kit. I ended up helping them crack them open, and got to open two myself. This one was my favorite.

bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread

Age Verification: I can sing the Land Of The Lost theme song and had a mild crush on Dyna Girl.

Tint photos. Again.

My son and I spotted a goddamn ISETTA in the wild today!!!

Sea Level xkcd.com/3135/

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

The Grapes of Mild Perturbation

Me: <makes list of things I need to do this weekend> ADHD: Okay, nothing on Saturday, and on Sunday we’re doing THESE THINGS, not the ones you wanted. Me: Well, at least that’s something. <later> Me: Okay, five loads of laundry done. Now let’s make the bed. ADHD: Hell no.

And this bright surprise, So startling, again to feel Such warmth suffusing me, That I don’t care it’s not real.

If you think Gavin Newsom is a hero or even a remotely good guy, go fuck yourself. 💋

Moving to a new place tmrw which means there’s a new wishlist up👀🥰 send me proof of purchase and I’ll send you a gift link to the 🌶️🫡 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Using an offensive, stereotype-based epithet toward someone to whom it does *not* actually apply doesn't mean you're not being a bully. It may, however, mean you're a particularly inept bully.

Three writers, Al, Ben, and Carl, who were attending a writing convention, booked a room on the 75th floor of a hotel.

Stephen Miller is completely full of shit, and he knows it. He's selling hatred of cities to people who do not live in cities and are scared of them.

Oh. This again? Yes, this again. Waterborne stain & colorant. #slowpsychedelia

Abnormous [ab-NOR-mus] (adj.) - Deformed; irregular or misshapen. From Latin “abnormis” (abnormal) Used in a sentence: “His almost pathological aversion to ‘leg day’ at the gym left him looking abnormous like some kind of Temu Terminator.” ---- Holiday gifts! www.kickstarter.com/projects/gra...

tony sha-lube: thread

8:16pm, 8/24/25 The sky is soft and alive Gorgeous pastels of pink and blue A quiet, beautiful sunset end to the day And it would be so much more lovely With your eyes here next to mine To share it.

More of my usual tomfoolery. The contrast has been adjusted, and the background soundtrack of warehouse noises and grunge music has been muted. Otherwise, unedited footage taken by my phone.

Increase a Band Primi

Four random photos from my phone

Increase a band A-ha-ha-ha-ha

Increase a band Gallonerflash

Can y’all give this book some love? It had a really hard time thanks to its author picking a really dumb release date like November 1, 2024 🙏 🥴 Also check out the fancy universal link that no one told me was a thing 🤣

Simple opposition to idiots does not preclude you being one.

Coworker: So the album is queer? Me: I mean, yeah, but really more just gay. Coworker: Oh? Me: Listen to it. You can almost smell the poppers.

The Department of Veterans Affairs on Wednesday terminated collective bargaining agreements for most of its more than 350,000 unionized employees, including nurses, food service workers, technicians and janitorial staff.

If the act of touching a hot stove despite repeatedly being told not to were a country.

Epipens are good for 2.5 years after the expiration date #disability #allergy

For no reason.

You are My lucky Harm The damage I seek Over and Over Buzz saw Blade 40-tooth Carbide Clover

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo/Gif is your therapist. Who is it? (Posthumous or not, I’ll take it.)

Things I see during the week.

Daaaamn.