@dizwire.bsky.social happy birthday 🥳

If anyone seeing this plays pokémon Go, send me a DM with your trainer code so we can send gifts back and forth... It's one of the only thing that's keeping me sane in the middle of this shit storm we're in.

"Just following orders" - and not even just from the president, but also from Skeletor who shouldn't even be involved.

Alexander Hamilton warned that when a government betrays its people, the right of self-defense remains. “If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is no resource left but the original right of self-defense.”(Federalist Papers, No. 28)

“Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”

Congress has the power to stop ICE from terrorizing our communities. Let’s use it.

The second ICE (which is really CBP or hired dolts) attempted to enter the Ecuadorian Embassy ..... Where is the line!?

If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.

This is for #dissocialmediasecretsanta #disakysecretsanta #DisTwittersecretsanta 💗💗💗💗💗

@kathyosu.bsky.social oh my actual stars! Thank you so so much for my gifts! Every single thing I pulled out made me sob. You're absolutely amazing and I am beyond grateful. Thank you a million times over🎄🎁🎄 Merry Mousemas to you and all those you love 🫂

If someone teaches me how to pave roads, I'll help you do it Indiana

When is someone going to shoot Noem?

All of its embarrassing, cops are embarrassing. An apology is not enough.

My gift is sent I don't know my person but I've done my Disley duty 🙌 @jrtoastyman.com

I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.

Clay Higgins is a pedophile clearly.

Thankful for @jrtoastyman.com for disSky secret santa 🙏

Why, You grave but reckless senators

The petition for a writ of centiorari is denied you stupid bitch 😎

Remember when ICE just stood for 'In Case of Emergency"🥲

THANK YOU NEW YORK!!!!

Inwa gonna freak out if he missed the bear go down the curly side, kept panning to the boring peek-a-boo bears when you could be watching bears on a slide!

/ BOSTON UR EARLIEST SUNSET WILL BE 4:11 PM / A SUNSET TIME STARTING DECEMBER 4TH & LASTING THRU DECEMBER 13TH / BUT STARTING DECEMBER 14TH UR SUN WILL BEGIN 2 SET LATER IN UR AFTERNOON / O ISNT THAT SO SPESH

Jusssssst gonna drop this here.

With all these extrajudicial boat murders, we have a president who is not only an adjudicated rapist, but also an unapprehended serial killer.

This is an excellent idea!!!

This cnt couldn't tell the truth if you shaved her damn head. She's a fucking attention seeking lunatic

Good, New York sucks.

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goooood morning it’s another cool wet one with so many things to sniff you wouldn’t BELIEVE it, so yes indeed: Lucy Loved That Walk

There really needs to be a trigger warning if you're going to post a picture of Steven Miller because he's absolutely horrifying to look at.

Wilbur 🐾 Senior male Chihuahua Adoptable from Sevier County Humane Society (Sevierville, TN) https://www.petfinder.com/dog/wilbur-78939487/tn/sevierville/sevier-county-humane-society-tn97/

What the fuck is the point of this site if it's just ALLLLLL screen shots from the South African illegal immigrant's site?

Xmas will be here before we know it, so I wanted to gauge interest for another round of what was once #DisTwitterSecretSanta. It's not quite the same with people spread over so many platforms, but if there's enough interest, I'll do it again. Please chime in, thanks! #DisSky

Is there going to be a #DisSkySecretSanta @dizwire.bsky.social @jrtoastyman.com I'm only back to find out and if so, participate

Nature knows #NoKings

I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.

Live your life so millions of your fellow citizens don't take to the streets to tell you to go fuck yourself on your birthday.

Let’s not mince words on exactly what the MAGA movement is.

Live your life in such a way that millions of people don’t protest your birthday.